November 12th 2012 8:18 am
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I appreciate the honor of being chosen as a diary pick today. I will be giving pawtographs from 3:00-5:00pm. This is a rare chance for you to get one free because most of my fans have to pay a lot of money for my pawtograph...which I contribute to the Demon Flash Bandit dingo bone fund.
I know I should be in a great mood considering that I am a diary pick today, but then I read the news, and that ruined my day. As those who know me probably have guessed, yes it involved birds..those evil little citters that annoy myself and other dogs so much. In Maine, there used to be a bird called a puffin who hung out there. The wise people in Maine hunted the bird into virtual extinciton in Maine. Then along came Stephen Kress, who over the past 3 decades has reintroducted the puffin to the coast of Maine. As you can see, things were going well until Kress came along and brought the stupid birds back. Do the humans ever do anything intelligent? We dogs would have never brought back a species like that to annoy us and the humans. How many times do I have to warn the humans that birds cannot be trusted? Anyway, for those who want to read more about this tragic turn of events, here is the link:
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/do ers/2012/11/stephen_kress_puffin_project_decoys_and_music_lu re_birds_back_to_maine.htm
As if that news was not bad enough, the house got so warm here yesterday that Mommy had to turn on the fan. This is not right, and I am going to have to have a long talk with that senile old Mother Nature. I might even have to bite her this time...she is so stupid. Doesn't she know a husky wants cold in November? It should be a lot colder! Ask any husky.
Demon Flash Bandit (Relating Tragic News)
And look at the radar, I see SNOW!! Well at least you like it, BOL!!
I like to watch birds with Mama. I try to say 'HI BIRDS! HI! HI BIRDS! WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD AND DIFFERENT???' But they just fly away. They must be pretty dumb.
A belated congrats on the DDP!