October 18th 2012 11:07 am
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Conpawtulations to myself and my pal Freckles for being diary picks today. As usual, it is quite an honor to be chosen from the many fine dogs on dogster. I would like to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkie, for the blue ribbon on my page. I have now purchased a thrid cabinet in which to store all my wonderful blue ribbons.

I didn't write a diary yesterday thanks to some problems with the computer which seem to be fixed now. I would like to note that I was not included in the Presidential debate because, given that the other candidates were human, I would have won paws down without even trying that hard. I do think I should have had an equal opportunity to state my opinion of the issues. I want to make sure that everyone knows that, if this kind of prejudice against dog candidates continues, we could end up with a squirrel or chipmunk in the White house--or even worse, a weasel. Even a cat would be better! Be sure and vote Demon Flash Bandit for President and keep a dog in the White House!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Running for Political Office)