Adventures of a lead dog

Luxury Dog Hotel

October 9th 2012 9:08 am
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I want to thank Riley for the delicious turkey on my page. I not only enjoyed eating it, but killing it was also fun. There is nothing quite like killing ( and eating) a bird to put this dog in good spirits!!!

For those humans who have to travel and can't take your dog, I have a solution for this problem. There is a new luxury pet hotel opening in New York which offers a dog full size beds and flat screen HD televisions with dvd players. I'm sure there are plenty of dog hotels trying to pass off the older analog type televisions when us dogs need HD technolgy so that we aren't living in the cave doggy age. The place also offers a gym with treadmills that most of us dogs, much like most of the humans, will skip. However, the spa, lounge, chauffeur service, and retail boutique sounds like a lot of fun. Just make sure the humans leave you with a charge card to cover all the added expenses. Let's face it, you will probably want to take home some souvenir bones and toys from the boutique. There is also a chef on duty so that you can have chicken or lamb. A dog does need menu choices, and I approve of the human food menu although I guess if your humans have you on a special diet, they will accomodate that diet. I'm not sure about the prices, but I think they start at about $79 a day up to about $200 for a suite, which a dog of my position would expect to have. Finally, a dog hotel worthy of Demon Flash Bandit and my friends. I'm sure some of the humans will think that the price is too high, but I can only say: dogs are worth every penny!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Good Dog Hotel)

 
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2012 at 9:44 am

Yes, you are worth every penny! Hope you receive the special treatment you deserve!

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Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2012 at 10:02 am

well I would love to go to that hotel too, but I know the peeps and they would rather take me camping...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2012 at 2:45 pm

Hmmm, sounds like a pretty nice place!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 9th 2012 at 3:39 pm

Maybe if I stay on my bestest behavior I might get a chance, some day...
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 10th 2012 at 7:15 am

Diary Gal must want to have you & others visit this luxury Dog Hotel...cause she made you a DDP, today!
Condogulations!!
Woofs!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

October 10th 2012 at 1:48 pm

Congratulations on being a DDP!

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Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

October 10th 2012 at 1:49 pm

Congratulations on being a DDP!

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Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2012 at 8:25 am

I can't imagine my humans taking me camping because I can't imagine them camping. They just aren't the "outdoor type".LOL

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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