Adventures of a lead dog
October 8th 2012 8:15 am
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I have been chatting with several dogs, and we are getting tired of some of the humans acting like we are "just dogs". Of course, my humans don't talk like that, but we all know some humans who do. I find this very offensive, and I want to remind all my readers that we are not "just dogs", but we are "professional dogs". How many humans, even if they were willing to wear a dog suit and act like us, could pull it off? The answer if none of them!!!! Humans can't sniff out things like us dogs. They can't clean themselves with their tongues. They will even take a bath wilingly (okay, there are some exceptions with both dogs and humans, but the majority of dogs hate baths and the humans don't mind them). When is the last time you have seen a human water or fertilize a plant? Sure, they claim they like plants, but when it comes to taking care of the plants, they aren't willing to do so like us dogs. This is why I am declaring today "Professional Dog Day", and I want to wish all my fellow dogs a happy day!
Demon Flash Bandit