September 18th 2012 12:55 pm
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The ad on my diary entry page yesterday was for Dockers. Now there is an ad on there for atuomotive technician training. Do the humans really think that any of us dogs are going to train in the highly competitive field of automotive mechanics? That sounds like too much work to this dog; and I although I don't mind getting my paws dirty, I don't think I would like to have grease and oil on them. I like stuff that I can lick off that tastes good to a dog, and grease and oil are not among the things we dogs think taste good. Speaking of tasting good, I had my usual 3 cheeseburgers yesterday, and I was still hungry so I ate a chicken breast that was meant for Angel Zoom Smokey. It is okay. I didn't actually take it from her. Mommy saw I was still hungry and she got another one for Angel Zoom Smokey. I had some milkbones, and then I found a box of Raisinets which was confiscated by my humans. Now not only am I not supposed to have chocolate, but I guess the humans are hoarding the raisins too. I was given some candy corn to make up for the Raisinets. Anyway, I'm usually a very picky eater who doesn't eat much, but yesterday, I was hungry. I am glad my humans understand that some days a dog is hungrier than other days and give more food!

Be sure and have a cheeseburger today because it is national cheeseburger day. I've got 3 double ones for myself already!

Demon Flash Bandit (Not a "Working Dog")