August 30th 2012 2:01 pm
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Conpawtulations to my pals, Finley and Riley, for being diary picks today. I actually met my pal Riley about a year and a half ago, and Riley is a super nice dog! I would like to thank Mathias for the delicious cupcake. I love cupcakes so I was thrilled!!! I would also like to thank Pepper CGC for the heart for Mommy. She wanted me to let Pepper and his humans know that she appreciates it. Mommy would also like to thank all the dogs and their families for the kind wishes and comments.

I've been telling some jokes, and I decided to share them with my readers. Here goes:

What is the difference between a live bird and a dead bird?
Ten seconds with Demon Flash Bandit.

How many cats does it take to put in a light bulb?
None...cats never get anything done.

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
I should NOT have given you such good eyesight.

What dogs study science?
Labs.

Why are paws superior to hands?
Dogs have paws. Humans have hands. Obviously, paws are superior.

Why did the dog say woof?
Because he saw a wolf.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Angel Zoom Smokey was hungry.

I hope you have enjoyed my new comedy routine. I will be performing in Las Vegas, and I'm quite sure I will be getting my own comedy special soon. I will announce the time when it is finalized.

Demon Flash Bandit (Funny Dog)