May 25th 2012 1:57 pm
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My thanks go out to my pal, Finley, for sending me a rose on my page. It smells almost as good as bacon, and that is a real compliment coming from me or any other dog!

Today I am writing a about a complaint I have with my humans. When they leave the house for a few minutes (usually when Mommy goes to drop Jeff off at work or pick him up), Angel Zoom Smokey and myself are supposed to go into one of the bedrooms so that neither of us manages to run outside and get away. We huskies like to run, and we are known for our ability to run faster than the humans. I might add that if it were up to Mommy, she could be outrun by a snail or a turtle because she can barely walk. She has to use a cane when she walks so running is not one of her strengths. Anyway, this is not a fair system because I'm a good dog and have never tried to run even when given a chance, and the humans didn't make me go to the bedroom until the fateful day that Angel Zoom Smokey arrived here with her "I'm going to zoom everywhere I'm not supposed to go" attitude. Therefore, I have become very stubborn the past few days about going to the bedroom and insist on bidding the humans farewell, and greeting them at the front door. I have become so impossible about this that I heard Jeff say that I might need to go to obedience school. I was insulted by this comment. I am not a puppy, and I think I am a lot smarter than the average human. I fail to see why I should have to go to school when the humans are the ones who need obedience school. How many of them do what their dogs tell them to do? I am going to have to write my Congressdog about this. I am tired of the humans thinking that they are in charge.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who is Actually in Charge Around Here)