Angel's Bath

I am so happy to be out of the "big house". Yes, being home with my family is great. The people at the kennel were nice, and I know they were trying, but it is still jail. Angel will probably be in again. I'm not saying she is always drunk, but I suspect that even when she is sober, she could be considered DUI---Driving Utterly Idiotic. I don't know how many times I've told her that I'm the only dog in this family who can drive. Even if she were a good driver, she is too young. I know she shouldn't drive because I've seen her---she is far too busy staring at her reflection in the rear view mirror to pay attention to the road. Of course, she also has to chat on her cell phone. I only get on the phone when Mommy is gone, and I'm trying to call her--and I'm not driving.

I read Angel's diary, and I do feel that I need to clear up one item. Yes, I didn't enjoy the Kennel (which is why the Cruel was spelled with a K for Kennel in yesterday's title). However, I wasn't given a bath. Why was Angel given a bath? Were they trying to embarrass and humiliate her? The answer is NO. Angel pooped in her kennel, and got it on her paws. It was her big escape attempt. She told me that she was going to poop, and get it on her paws, and then they would be so disgusted that they would let her go. I tried to talk her out of it, but Angel is stubborn. Instead of being totally disgusted and giving her freedom, they gave her a bath. I thought it was funny. Maybe next time she will listen to me.

I hope all of you dogs out there have families who take you with them when they go on vacation. I'd enjoy a nice trip to Alaska.

Demon Flash Bandit (Telling the Truth and Nothing but the Truth)