July 4th 2007 7:57 am
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I hope all your dogs are enjoying the Fourth of July. For all you silly puppies out there, the hot dogs are okay to eat. They aren't made from dogs---humans just have a stupid sense of humor. Because it is the Fourth of July, I have decided to announce my candidacy for President of the U. S. For all you Dogsters that live in other countries, this could have far reaching effects for you as well. I think that dogs have been discriminated against for too long. We have been put on leashes, fed dog food, and not allowed entry into some of the most fun places on the planet. Why? Because we are dogs. The "man" is always trying to keep us down, and on a leash. Since no doggie lawyers have stepped up to try to help, I've decided to take on the job myself. You might ask yourself why you should vote for me, a dog, to be president. My answer is : what makes you think humans should be running things?
Demon Flash Bandit (Presidential Candidate)