Adventures of a lead dog

I hate birds

March 28th 2007 6:26 am
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Yesterday was a normal day except it was way too hot for Michigan in March. I keep hearing about global warming which is a very scary subject to mention around a sled dog-we aren't fond of warm weather. I don't think they realize the real reason for the problem. It is those pesky birds. They steal snow. Think about it-whenever they start singing, the snow melts. Coincidence, I don't think so. Conspiracy is a better word. If all you dogs out there would start going after the birds, we could make this world a better place. If you leave it to the humans, you can forget it. They don't even know the birds are responsible. Let's face it-humans are stupid. Woof Woof. Other than it being a bit too warm, and the air conditioner not being on, it was a good day. I ate at Arby's. then I babysat for my 23 year old brother. He thinks he is watching me, but the truth is, I watch him. I think Mom lets him think he is in charge so he won't feel so bad. My other brother Jeff tries so hard to be a husky. He has a beard so I know he is trying to look like me. Of course, he will never be as handsome as I am, but I love him so I won't tell him that he will never be as handsome as me. It just isn't possible for a human to look so good. First of all, they are kind of goofy-trying to walk on only their back paws. You'd think they would get some sense and walk on all fours. They have such little noses. No wonder they can't smell as good as us dogs. Where is their tail? I have a lovely curly tail. Humans have nothing. I never mention it because I love them, and I don't want to make them feel bad . It is hard enough for them that they haven't learned to have fun like us dogs. I have to get back to sleeping. HOWL. . . . . . . .

 
 

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