New Puppies *GRUFF*

My mommy and daddy decided to get a new puppy.... *grr* I am so mad at them and I hate not being the center of attention. But..... I guess she is kind of cute.... for a puppy, I guess if you like that kind of thing. I still love my mommy and daddy anyway. I'm going to be a CNC Machinist just like my daddy when I grow up. I love him so much, I just want to be with him all the time!!

Later guys,
The Poop Dizzle

Hey guys..

I am so excited. My first birthday is coming up and my mommy is going to throw me a party! Mommy started leaving the T.V. on for me while she goes to college during the day (she is going to college to get rich so I can have all the bones and pig ears and tennis balls in the world), but she is threatening to turn it off because she says I watch too much Maury Povich. Well, my daddy said he is going to take me to PetSmart when he gets off of work so I better go get ready.

Later guys,
The Big Poop Dizzle

The next Bill Gates!

Today, I woke up and wanted to be lazy, so I gave mommy my sad eyes so she would leave me in bed. I got up hours after my mommy and ate a big bowl of the new dog food she bought me. Boy! It sure is good.

Mommy is always paying attention to that boring thing she calls a computer and not to me. So today I decided to see what the fuss is all about. I joined a doggy "MySpace" and now I'm going to make lots of friends (I hope) and make momma really jealous because I'm going to be on the internet all the time. Maybe I'll invent a keyboard for doggies like me, because this sure is tricky...

I also took Mommy for a walk down the road because you have to do that when you have a mommy and daddy.