July 20th 2010 9:34 pm
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I was the fifth one to get a bath today. Wasn't too
bad. Mom says I always take it like a man. I don't
complain. I don't act like it's the worse thing in
the world. I don't act like I'm going to melt.
Mom always thanks me for acting right.
Only thing is, if she keeps giving me baths, I'm
finally gonna get bald! I loose so much hair when
I'm bathed that I'm gonna end up looking like, let's
see, uh ... Vin Diesel! But mom assures me that it's
just all that dead hair that I need to shed anyway.
Dogs don't look right bald, mom.
So quit with the baths.
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Baths make you go bald?! MOMMY!!!!!!!
Don't worry... if you do go bald, rest assured that some women find bald men sexay!!! Just look at Captain Picard! Hunky!
I bet you felt pretty darn good afterwards though,
If you shed enough it will clog the drains and no one will be able to have a bath! Then all your furblings will come and thank you, even if you have gotten bald...BOL!