Nicknames: Mase, Masonator, World's Greatest Dog, crazy dog, nutdog, funny little dog
Birthday: October 5th 2000
Likes: Mom, lying in a sunny spot, my pink princess
Pet-Peeves: Being left out of anything, being left at home, smoke detector running out of batteries, not too crazy about thunder
Favorite Toy: My pink princess, my snakes, and priscilla, she is a purple stuffed bear that I have had since I was brand new (got first Christmas) but she only has one arm left
Favorite Food: cornbread, sweet potatoes and CAKE! I love cake!
Favorite Walk: anywhere Mom goes but I really like the woods and I mostly prance! Walking is for dull dogs.
Best Tricks: Sit, stay, down, up, saying hi by lifting one of his front paws, giving kisses and hugs, I can speak and I can wait and I remind mom to take her meds
Arrival Story: My dad brought me home for Christmas. After ten years of asking for a dog, he finally broke over and agreed to get one for my mom. Hence, me! My mom had a schnauzer as a little girl and my granny had one when my dad bought me. My dad says he got a schnauzer cause we don't shed.
Bio: I like almost everybody but especially children who are just my size! I like to lick their faces and chase them and my toys. They seem to like it too!
I really am the world's greatest dog! Or so my mom says. My Mom suffers from some pretty serious depression and when it gets really bad, I stay right by her side. So some days you will find me in the library where she works. But other days I'm lounging around in a sunny window at home.
I'm getting anxious about noises as I get older and mom is trying to to give me little bitty bits of treats every time I freak over a noise to get me to associate good stuff with the noises instead of freaking!
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is His Grace Lord Mason the Liminal of Chortling Chesterton.
This week has been stupendous! My mom had her grrrrly parts removed a week ago today and she stayed home all week with me. Then yesterday she celebrated her fiftieth bark, er, birthday! She says the hysterectomommy was the bestest birthday present ever and she has recuperated from it so well she can go back to work today! I'm gonna miss her terribly this week since she spent last week at home with me but we just want to say that we think the success of her surgerary and the happiness of her birthday are directly related to the wooferful doggers and peeps here on dogster! We got such tremendous support in p-mails, gifties, phone calls, notes, and on and on from our dogster pals that we are sure that had some influence on the success of both the surgery and the birthday! Thanks dogster! We think you are great but the woofers and peeps who pawrticipate are really the greatestestest ever! Hugs and schnauzer schmacks to all of you but most 'specially to our Fatboys pals!
My barfing buddy, Bond, Charles Bond, has tagged me with the same tag game I just got tagged with two weeks ago! Naturally mom says I do not have to pawrticipant but I did want to acknowledge that a secret agent had been by and creeped me out! Charlie is crazy by the way and if he comes by your place, don't feed him! He'll barf on you or chew some wires or something. Just lately he has gone all suave and debonair so I'm calling Bond, Charles Bond but he really is a little menace so watch out!
I was tagged by my cute friend Paisley. I guess it is okay since she is just a little weeeee pup. However, we do not pass these things on. So I will not be subjecting any pups to this form of torture! BOL! But in the interest of following along as far as I can...
Four Jobs I have had in my life:
1. Helping mom in the kitchen by cleaning the floors.
2. Helping dad in the yard by eating select grass blades and deer poop
3. Keeping squirrels off mom's bird feeders
4. Helping mom with her depression (my only real job)
Four places I have lived:
1. Bear Creek Pike
2. Rip Steel Road
3. Center Star Road
4. All in Columbia, TN, just different houses, my dad is a builder
Four place I have been:
1. Jekyll Island, Georgia
2. Atlanta, Georgia
3. Birmingham, Alabama
4. Land between the Lakes
Four Favorite Foods:
1. Sweet potatoes
3. Pork, any kind
4. Pound cake
(but don't tell about these last two 'cause they aren't good for me)
Four places I would rather be:
1. Wherever my mom is
2. Wherever my mom is
3. Wherever my mom is
4. Wherever my mom is