My Golden Days of Doghood

My Ruff Morning Routine

November 2nd 2004 8:07 am
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Dear Diary,

Man, do I have it ruff. Every day, I have to get up early and wake up mom and dad with a thorough foot-licking session. Sometimes it seems like they are ignoring me and hoping that I'll go away! I don't know why; every morning I am a perfect dog. I'll bark my head off if anyone comes next to the door, I keep those lizards scared by chasing them off the back porch, and I even slop water all over the kitchen floor when I drink to help with the mopping. What a great dog I am! Anyway, for some reason these things seem to make mom and dad angry with me sometimes. Like I said, I don't understand it myself.

Anyway, just thought I would vent a little. I'm off for a dog-nap.

Ciao,

Bailey

P.S. If you have any extra Halloween candy, feel free to send it to the following address:

Dogster.com
ATTN: Bailey McDaniel

I enjoy Reeses Pieces, Snickers, and Cats, erm... Kit-Kats, I mean.

 

A Usual Day

October 25th 2004 4:49 pm
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Dear Diary,

Today was pretty normal. I slept most of the day while my parents went to work. When dad got home, he let me out to play some frisbee. I did fairly well, catching about 2 out of 10 throws, and I only got caught in the orange tree once. Mom got home and let me chew on my dog bone for a while, which is a real treat because it smells just like stinky feet. Thank goodness she didn't dress me up in that pumpkin suit again. Well, it's off to sleep for me!

Peace Out,

Bailey

 
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