October 17th 2005 2:20 pm
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The people I live with had a wetting in August. Everybody was dressed up very nicely but nobody got wet. I got to go and wear a bow tie. Isabelle wore purls. I liked it a lot. Isabelle and I stood to the side of where my mom and my dad were standing with some lady who was asking them all these questions. Do they take this and do they take that. I wagged at them to let them know that if she asked them to take some hamburger or some steak they should. Isabelle started barking and a friend of my dad's gave us cookies to shut her up. Then we had to go up to my mom and dad and they untied these bows we had around our necks with little pieces of metal on them, like the tags that Izzy and I wear only hollow. My mom and dad put them on their fingers. I didn't really understand what that was about. I thought they should have given each other and us dog toys wrapped with ribbon! The next day they opened a bunch of presents and I was certain that each one was for me. I just knew it! It was really exciting but it was mostly boring stuff. Lots of bowls for me to have food up to 5 times a day. Like right now. Candles for me to chew on. And there was a package of chew treats for me and Izzy!

My mom and dad went to other wetting in October. It was raining out and everybody got wet at that one. My mom said it was very religious. She said the people running the wetting kept talking about the spare ribs of the hole-y ghost. I wish Izzy and I got to go to that! If this ghost has spare ribs, we could be best friends. I wonder if the ghost is hole-y because some dog took a bite out of him because he smelled like a spare rib? Maybe I'll meet the spare rib ghost on Holloween.