October 1st 2004 7:39 am
[ Leave A Comment ]

Last night I watched what they called a D-bait on TV with some friends. Everybody started laughing and then some of my friends, including my girlfriend Angela and her husband starting yelling. It made me very nervous. I pulled my ears way back. I looked at the TV to see what all the fuss was about. All I saw was Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine. Why were people yelling about him? There were no bad dogs anywhere in sight. I chewed my tennis ball to try and distract myself. Tennis ball, chew, focus, tennis ball, chew, focus, tennis ball, chew, focus. More yelling. I got up and kissed Marshall's face to see if that would make him feel better and for dog's sake, to stop yelling! It didn't work. I don't like d-baits. Tennis ball, chew, focus....