The Gossip Hound

No Paula, No Simon...

And now... Howard Stern? Stern has confirmed reports he has been approached to replace Simon Cowell when he quits American Idol.

Stern is currently in discussions with TV bosses to take on Cowell's spot on the show's panel when the Simon's contract expires in May.

And he insists he would love to take part in the series - if executives at TV network Fox can pay him enough money.

Speaking on his Sirius Xm Radio show, Stern says, "There's not a better job on the planet than judging that f**ing karaoke contest. It might be possible, we'll see. They'd have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough."

And Stern promises he will be even more frank with the wannabe pop stars than Cowell: "I'd say, 'Go work out!' I'm going to be frank with these people and say, 'You're fat! How many fat pop stars do you see?' I'm gonna wear a badge on my chest and say there's a whole new sheriff in town."

Stern's multi-million dollar contract with Sirius expires next January.

We're SooOoOoo in LOVE

... that we're gonna sue your pants off for saying otherwise!!! Brangelina have issued a legal statement asserting that they are not about to split. The couple's lawyer announced that the pair had commenced proceedings against Britain's News of the World for making "false allegations about their relationship" – and said that the reports are not true.

The News of the World had reported that Jolie, 34, and Pitt, 46, had met with a divorce lawyer and were headed for a split.

On Sunday, Pitt and Jolie publicly showed their affection for each other by kissing and cuddling when they took son Maddox to the Super Bowl. Awwww! They're cute and all (when they act like regular human beings).

My portrait by Terry Stanley

I'm the featured pet of the day on Terry Stanley's site "It's PETacular!" :o)

Butlerston?

Jennifer Aniston has further fuelled rumours she is dating Scottish hunk Gerard Butler - after she invited him to join her early 41st birthday celebrations in Mexico.

Aniston jetted off to the sun-soaked resort of Los Cabos last week, along with pals Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow, to have a week of fun leading up to her birthday on Wednesday.

Bah... I think this is all just to stir up buzz for her upcoming movie The Bounty Hunter in which she co-stars with Butler. Then once promotion for the movie is done, they'll go their separate ways. Gerard is too much of a manwhore to settle down with one lady for now. ;o)

Say it ain't so!

John Mayer has reportedly revealed that he had a brief romance with Taylor Swift. Ick ick ick!!!

According to In Touch Weekly, Mayer has allegedly admitted to a friend that he "hooked up" with the 20-year-old country singer while they were both in Nashville, Tennessee, on January 24.

The source said: "She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear. They were acting like teenagers."

The source claimed that the couple dined at the Cabana restaurant and were joined by their friends. After their dinner reservation, they were spotted leaving the restaurant alone and heading to the Hermitage Hotel.

"Taylor spent the night and enjoyed mid-morning room service before leaving his suite the next day", the source added.

Both Mayer's and Swift's spokespeople have denied the reports.

As early as February...

I gave up count of how many hos Tiger Woods went through (although reportedly the final "known" count came to 19) cos this poor doggie only has so many fingers and toes. ;o) So since then, Woods has been in hiding - most recently at a rehab center called Gentle Path located in Mississippi attending group therapy sessions for sex addiction.

Reports are that he's been recently sprung (that's what she said) and according to the Melbourne Hearld Suncould be back to playing tournaments as early as February 17th at the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship in Tucson.

"Only a fortnight after allegedly checking into a sex addiction clinic in Mississippi, the world No. 1 is set to stun the world by returning to the Dove Mountain course where he made his comeback from knee surgery last year," according to the newspaper.

Butler & Witherspoon

There had been a rumor floating around that Gerard Butler and Reese Witherspoon were dating, but thankfully that is NOT true. Gerard's rep has denied the claims... but then again, both Reese and Jake's reps denied they had broken up earlier this year. Regardless... I hope Reese isn't dating Gerard because I really can't imagine that she'd expose her children to this dood. I mean, Gerry... I love ya and at one point you were part of my entourage of secret boyfriends, but he's turning out to be quite the manwhore, doncha think?

Mini Chipmunk on the loose

Hillbilly Chipmunk's family should get together with Jessica Simpson's family and compare notes on how to exploit your children.

Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister, Noah Cyrus, already has a video on YouTube singing and gyrating to Akon's song "Smack That" and Ke$ha's song "Tik Tok" (about brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack).

As if that wasn't bad enough... this little 9-year-old is going to create "versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, casual sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look."

Translation: it's gonna be skankalicious and sluttriffic!

Creepy!

Brittany Murphy's widower Simon Monjack is celebrating the late actress' legacy with a charity benefit in her honor to raise money for arts education.

Murphy who married Monjack in 2007, died at their Hollywood home in December after suffering a cardiac arrest.

The screen writer donated $1 million (probably not Murphy's money) to start the Brittany Murphy Foundation with his mother-in-law, Sharon Murphy, which benefits arts education for children.

And now Monjack is urging Hollywood to celebrate the late actress' legacy with a launch party at the Beverly Hills Saban Theatre on Thursday.

According to Usmagazine.com, Monjack is suggesting an entry fee of $1,000 (£625) per individual and $10,000 (£6,250) from corporations to attend the event.

Murphy's cause of death has been deferred pending toxicology results.

Uh... how much of those donations do you think are gonna end up in his own pocket? You know... citing administrative costs and what-not for running this charity. Ick. He gives me the creeps!

Madonna and Jesus split

Madonna has reportedly split from boytoy Jesus Luz.

Luz allegedly ended his relationship with the 51-year-old singer because of their age difference and busy schedules.

Really? I guess he finally go old enough do math beyond counting on his digits (he ran out of fingers and toes eventually). So the age difference of 138 years finally clued him in on why they were going to be togethah 4evah?

Anyway... The Chicago Sun-Times reports: "It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split," a source said

According to the report, the 23-year-old Brazilian realised that their lack of mutual interests did not suit a long-term relationship.

Madonna and Luz met at a photoshoot for W magazine in December 2008. They began dating shorty after her divorce from director Guy Ritchie was finalised.

Ferris Bueller comes to TV

The actor... not the movie (although it's one of our fave flicks).

Matthew Broderick is making the transition to the small screen - the Hollywood actor has landed his own TV sitcom.

He is set to play a celebrity author who is hired to revive a flagging small-town newspaper in new comedy Beach Lane, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

A pilot episode was approved for production by NBC network executives on Monday.

Broderick is said to have been approached for the role last year but only agreed to star in the program after reading the final script.

Have you seen what he looks like lately? I mean, he's still cute and all... for an old guy. ;o) Hee hee! Just kidding! He's aged pretty well, doncha think? He still has his boyish features. :o)

No no no... please no!

Taylor Swift has revealed that she would "love" to make a cameo appearance in Glee.

The singer (?), who scooped three gongs at the Grammy Awards, admitted that she is a big fan of the musical comedy.

"I'm really loving Glee right now," she told E! Online. "If it did happen, I'd love to see what they would do with me."

Ugh - I hope that doesn't happen. At least the cast can truly sing... can't say the same for her.

Guest ✰-ing on The Office?

Ooooooooh! I hope this happens... rumors abound that Ricky Gervias, who played the original boss in UK version of The Office, is considering a guest appearance on the US version! When this was brought up in the past, he had shot down the possibility, but it appears he may be open to it now... :o)

He tells U.K. TV show This Morning, "Well, all I said was that now they've found their own feet, they're are out of the shadow of the original, they are on 110 episodes, and me and (co-creator) Stephen (Merchant) thought we could write and direct one and thought it'd be nice if we could pop up. That's all that's happened. It might happen, and I'm going to put it to them. But it's not definite."

"I quite like the idea that Michael Scott bumps into this guy and takes him back to the office as the best bloke ever and the office goes, 'Oh my God, there's two of them.' It would be devastating for the people in the office."

"But that's a real success story, the American Office, and I love it. I think they've done an amazing job."

Prince and Paris

We were watching the Grammy's and don't know why we didn't really notice before, but Michael Jackson's two oldest children are really handsome kids. They were there to accept the Lifetime Achievement award for their father. I wonder if he is their biological parent? Blanket... not so much. But maybe he's still growing into his looks. Plus he's covered up by a freakin' blanket, how often do we even see what he looks like?

This is CNN

James Earl Jones has been voted the most trustworthy celebrity in a new poll - seeing off competition from Tom Hanks and Michael J. Fox.

Jones, who voiced Darth Vader in the original Star Wars series, was top of the survey by American magazine Forbes, which rated stars on trustworthiness, awareness and appeal.

The 79 year old topped the poll ahead of Hanks in second and Fox in third.

Forbes writer Lacey Rose says, "The stars on our list tend to be endearing characters on and off screen."

My ears!!! My ears!!!

They're bleeding from Taylor Swift's singing!
She's a cute thang and all, but damn!!!
That girl cannot sing live...
we don't know what goes on
behind the scenes at the studio
but we've watched her on SNL
and on the Haiti telethon
and now last night at the Grammy's...
it scares us how badly she sings live
can't she hear herself?

Gotta go bandage up my ears now. ;o)

Goat Beard Watch 2010

Brangelina shrugged off split rumors as Brad was out with Angelina at the Directors Guild of America Awards this weekend... they put extra effort into not being photographed together. Whatev. I'm more interested in reporting that Brad's goat beard has been trimmed down a bit. It's still goaty, but less so. :o)

Charlize Theron reportedly single

Charlize Theron has reportedly ended things with her long time beau of nine years Stuart Townsend.

The Oscar winning actress has told close friends that she decided to split from the Irish actor following a Christmas trip to Mexico and has since stopped wearing the antique ‘commitment ring’ that Townsend gave her as a symbol of their relationship.

A friend of the actress said last night: ‘Stuart is gutted but Charlize said that she realized during the Mexican holiday that the relationship was over.

‘They had become more like brother and sister than lovers. It was she who ended it.’

‘Charlize has remained in their main home in the Hollywood Hills, which is in her name, and he’s moved all his stuff into their Malibu beach home that they own together,’ the source said.

‘They are sorting out their finances at the moment, as they have been together for so long that many of their financial affairs are intertwined.

Charlize and Townsend met in 2001 when they co-starred in the (straight to video?) thriller Trapped. Her career subsequently took off, thanks to films such as Hancock and Monster, for which she won the Best Actress Oscar.

Last night a spokeswoman for Ms Theron said: ‘I never comment on her personal life,’ while Townsend’s spokesman did not respond to calls for comment.

Jak-ifer?

Gyllen-ston? I dunno what they would be called, but Jake Gyllenhaal has reportedly made it clear that he wants to date Jennifer Aniston. This is according to the National Enquirer.

A source told the National Enquirer: "Jake’s had his eye on her for a long while, but the timing’s never been right. The chemistry’s been there for years but, in the past, either one or the other has been in a relationship.

"They really have so much in common. He’s aware of Jen’s reputation for being unlucky at love, but he feels he has a lot to bring into her life. More importantly, he is sure they could make each other happy.

“Jake even describes her as being hot, intelligent and spiritual - the perfect package!"

Awwww... :o) He may be a bit young for her though, doncha think? She's 41 and he's born in 1980 (which makes him what... 30?). OMD... my momma actually REMEMBERS 1980. She's scary old (my momma, that is).

Oprah's New Pooches

Oprah Winfrey has adopted two 14-week-old springer spaniel siblings Sunny and Lauren. This was part of her 56th birthday gift to herself.

These two pups make up a total of five doggies for Oprah.

These two pups came from Chicago's PAWS, a no-kill shelter where she also met Sadie, a blonde cocker spaniel she adopted last year. She asked the shelter for help finding the springer spaniels. Oprah said that the two puppies would have been euthanized if they weren't adopted.

We're so glad she adopts her doggies from the shelter! :o)

It's a stick of butter...

... on a stick, y'all!!! ;o)

I know there are some Paula Deen fans out there, so we wanted to share this video if you haven't seen it yet. :o) Love it that she can laugh at herself!!!

Pooter Simpson!

Time to lay off the bean burritos, Jess! Jessica Simpson has reportedly farted loudly during an important business meeting.

The singer allegedly embarrassed her mother Tina by letting rip in front of top executives working on her new denim clothing line.

"While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," a source told Us Weekly.

"Her mother Tina Simpson was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No-one knew what to say."

Simpson famously farted during an episode of her TV series Newlyweds, where she turned to then-husband Nick Lachey and said: "You love my stinky ass."

I wonder if her momma knows the trick of using a dollop of pumpkin or yogurt with Jess' meals with help with the pooterins? ;o)

Ugly Betty canceled! :o(

The TV show Ugly Betty has been canceled.

The cult comedy, which has become a global hit, debuted in 2006 and turned Emmy Award-winner America Ferrera into a household name.

But there won't be a fifth season of the show - the program's current fourth season will be its last. Ugly Betty will wrap up in April.

Awwwww!!! I liked that show... sads! :o( I really like the Marc and Amanda characters - so snarky, but cute!

So for those of you who watch the show, who do y'all think Betty will end up with? I hope it's not Daniel, cos that'd be kinda icky - like dating your brother kinda icky. Kinda fell out of love with Henry the accountant. I could never get Matt out of my head as the McDonald's commercial guy who goes around asking what he can get for $1.00. So I'm gonna hope it's Gio the sandwich guy... *swoon* :o) He's so cute!

Shoes and Leggings for Haiti

Jessica Simpson is reportedly hoping to send 50,000 pairs of shoes to Haiti to help the survivors of the earthquake. We're not sure if she's sending shoes from her own line because that would make it horribly precarious to walk amongst the rubble.

And Lindsay Lohan is she's donating proceeds from the sale of her leggings range to benefit a children's charity. So she is essentially forcing us to buy her leggings to help the children in Haiti. ;o)

John Edwards sex tape

Okay, first off...
ewwwwww.

And secondly...
ewwwwww!!!

Edwards and his baby-mama Rielle Hunter reportedly have a sex tape which was found by his previous aide Andrew Young. Young had originally stepped up
and claimed that *he* was the father of Rielle Hunter's baby.

The article on the Gawker detailing the finding of the purported sex tape:

Part of Young's disillusionment with the 2004 vice presidential candidate and 2008 candidate came one day as he went through a stack of DVDs at Rielle Hunter's house. It was this betrayal that prompted Young to write his tell-all book, The Politician, out February 2. It's expected that he'll reveal further details in that story, and in the 20/20 interview to promote it, to air on Friday.

Nancy Kerrigan's father dead...

... and Tonya Harding did not call the hit.

Rather, her brother Mark has been accused of a violent struggle with his 70-year-old father Daniel which resulted in a heart attack.

Tonya Harding has extended her condolences to former skating rival Nancy Kerrigan after her father's sudden death on Sunday.

Brangelina No More?

Rumors are a-flutter than Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have signed off on a legal document to divide their assets in the case of a split. They are not married, but do have six children together (three adopted, three not). The News of the World (not exactly the most reliable source), is claiming that the pair met with a divorce attorney in Los Angeles recently.

A source told the News of the World newspaper: "The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple's split.

"It seemed clear they want the world to know they'll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time."

The source added: "There's no date for when the contract would come into effect. But the paperwork is already organised for a break- up - and for it to be as un-messy for them as possible. It is clear it's a case of when they break up rather than if."

OOoOoOo! I wonder if it's true! Of course if this does happen, Brad Pitt will come out smelling like a rose... like he did when he split with Jennifer Aniston. The focus was never on his philandering ways... rather, it was turned into Team Aniston and Team Jolie. Bah! Who wants to be on Team Goat Beard??? Hang tight, pups... the split might not happen right away, but all the pieces are in place.

Bullock vs. Roberts

Sandra Bullock is cute and she is on a winning streak with her movie The Blind Side - winning at the Golden Globes and at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards... next up, an Oscar??? :o) We've loved her since Speed and While You Were Sleeping. She's so darn cute!

What makes us rub our paws together with cackly glee is that Julia Roberts was originally slated to take on Bullock's role in The Blind Side, but she turned it down. Heh! I dunno what it is about Julia Roberts, but lately she comes across as a diva and a biznatch. Do you think Sandra Bullock is taking over the title of 'America's Sweetheart'?

Det. Olivia Benson on Team Coco

Conan is not the only one suffering from Leno's piss-poor primetime show ratings. Mariska Hargitay, who plays Det. Olivia Benson on Law & Order: SVU blames Jay Leno for SVU recent poor ratings. She's peeved that the show had to suffer to make room for Jay Leno's low-rated program.

Being moved to 9 p.m. "ruined our numbers," the actress tells More magazine in its February issue. "Nobody knew when the show was on. Finally, we're starting to find our audience again."

She adds: "I hope we go back to where we belong. It was doing so well. Why mess with it?"

H is for Hag

... which is what Heidi Montag will look like in 10-15 years when everything that's been nipped and tucked stays where it is while everything else that wasn't starts falling down around it. Ick!

Heidi is looking for a new plastic surgeon - the doctor who carried out 10 procedures on The Hills regular in a day refused to nip and tuck her any more.

Montag is so thrilled with her buxom new look after having work done on her nose, chin, ears, eyebrows, cheeks and breasts - and she's already thinking about her next trip to the cosmetic surgeon.

She has told pals she wants size H breasts, "for Heidi", but she'll have to find a new surgeon to upgrade her Fs - her doctor, Frank Ryan, has refused to conduct any more operations on the 23 year old.

He says, "With me, she won't go bigger. Another doctor may do it, but I won't."

Wow, gee, that's just so noble of the doctor, doncha think? After ten procedures, he's drawing the line. Ten. 1-0. Yeah. And he's leaving them at "F" cos "F" is for "F"rank!

Happy Feet 2

Both Brad Pitt and Matt Damon will voice characters in the animated movie Happy Feet 2, which follows a group of singing penguins, and are reportedly recording their voice parts this week. They last starred together in Ocean's 13.

Both Elijah Wood and Robin Williams, who voiced characters in the first film, released in 2006, will return for the sequel, as will director George Miller, who plans to shoot the movie in 3-D.

Happy Feet 2 is set for release in November 2011.

The peeps did happen to see the first Happy Feet... why? I have no idea... they always get suckered into animated movies. *sigh*

Ahhh... *swoon*

There are rumors of Anderson Cooper batting for the home team (not that there's anything wrong with that, just sad that we're not on his home team, ifyouknowwhatimean)... ;o) but we can't help but swoon over his heroics whilst reporting in Haiti.

During a store looting in Haiti, a boy was hit in the head with a concrete block and was bleeding profusely. AC jumped in, pulled him out of the chaos, and then carried him to a safer spot.

Direct from Anderson Cooper's blog, in his own words... the pictures included are graphic, so click at your own discretion.

JLo, Gettin' Physical, and NPH on Glee!

Jennifer Lopez may be guest starring on an upcoming episode of Glee as the cafeteria lunch lady. Show creator Ryan Murphy is trying to lure Jennifer Lopez as a guest star.

“I have a meeting with Jennifer Lopez in a couple weeks,” Murphy said Sunday night. “She wants to come on. We want her to be a cafeteria lady.”

“We are shooting right now a Madonna episode, a tribute to Madonna,” Murphy says. “She may or may not be in the show. We are doing a great number with Jane Lynch and Olivia Newton-John. They are going to do ‘Physical.’"

Keeping our fingers crossed for this guest star, Neil Patrick Harris is nearing a deal to appear in the May sweeps Glee episode that’s being helmed by his Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog director, Joss Whedon (Firefly, Buffy, Dollhouse)

From Spiderman to Hobbit?

Tobey Maguire has reportedly agreed to take the lead role in 'The Hobbit'. The 34-year-old actor - who is said to have signed up to play Bilbo Baggins in the movie adaptation of JRR Tolkien's classic book - had been pursued by producer Peter Jackson and director Guillermo del Toro for some time because they knew he'd be perfect for the part.

A movie source told The Sun newspaper: "We're thrilled. Tobey's one of Hollywood's most recognizable and best actors."

The Brothers actor - who pulled out from the fourth Spider-Man movie last week - had previously been unable to commit to the project due to scheduling restraints.

Rumours that Tobey could play the character of Bilbo first surfaced last month, but he dispelled them at the time - though he admitted he would be interested if he were approached.

He said: "I have not met or spoken to the director Guillermo del Toro or the producer Peter Jackson or anybody. Nobody has given me a script or approached me about it.

"I love Guillermo del Toro and Peter Jackson and I certainly wouldn't take myself out of the conversation."

Filming for 'The Hobbit' begins this summer, and it will be split into two movies, set for release in 2011 and 2012.

David Silver is so over Donna Martin

Brian Austin Green has claimed that he is engaged.

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 star is dating actress Megan Fox. The couple have previously been engaged but Fox reportedly called it off in February.

However, when a fellow Twitter user asked Green if he was married with kids, he replied: "Engaged and have a son from my previous relationship."

He also revealed that he was sitting "right next to" Fox, explaining: "I live in Los Angeles, but am in New Mexico right now while Megan films a movie."

Austin Green and Fox are reportedly planning to move into a new home in Los Angeles.

The twitter account that posted these messages has since been deleted... so many are claiming that the tweets are fake and that these two are actually not engaged.

Adopt me, Mr. Beckham?

The soccer star was given the British Bulldog puppy by his former Spice Girl wife Victoria as the couple and their three sons celebrated Christmas at their UK home.

But as the family now reside in Beverly Hills - where David plays soccer for the Los Angeles Galaxy - they needed to make sure the pooch got back safely, so the couple splashed out £2,000 on making sure he flew back in luxury.

A source said: "It's one lucky animal, but David only wants the best."

They handed over the cash to the UK's exclusive pet transportation company, PetAir, where their 'Gold Standard' service includes an airline ticket, custom-made wooden travel container with bedding and water, a pre-travel health examination and one night in the care of a vet.

Before being flown back to the US, the dog had spent time with David and Victoria's friends, TV chef Gordon Ramsay and his wife Tana, where he was treated to meals including Aberdeen Angus mincemeat with Lincolnshire sausage.

The source added to the News of the World newspaper: "In its very short life, David's dog has already seen the kind of luxury it will enjoy. It's been fed by the UK's leading star chef, and has now been flown in total comfort to Los Angeles."

The dog had stayed with the Ramsays after the festive break because Victoria and the three boys flew back to America while David flew to Milan, where he is currently on loan with soccer giants AC Milan.

The Wyles split after 11 years

The splits keep on comin'...

Noah Wyle, who played Dr. Carter on E.R. has split from his wife of 11 years. Wyle met his wife on the set of their film Myth of Fingerprints (never heard of it) and wed in 2008. They split last year, according to the actor's publicist.

She tells People.com, "Tracy Wyle and Noah Wyle, who separated in late October 2009, have confirmed they have entered into a mediation process. Neither has legally filed for divorce. Tracy and Noah live in separate residences."

They share a seven-year-old son, Owen, and daughter Auden, four.

Hopper wants out

Ailing actor Dennis Hopper has filed for divorce from his wife of 13 years.

Court records reveal the Easy Rider star, who is battling prostate cancer, has begun proceedings to end the union, citing irreconcilable differences.

Hopper, 73, is preparing spousal support for Victoria, the mother of his six-year-old daughter Galen.

Last year, Hopper revealed he had been quietly battling cancer since 2002. Recent tabloid reports suggest his condition has deteriorated and that he was "facing his final days".

Victoria (she kinda looks like Uma Thurman) is wife number five, but this marriage has far outlasted the previous four, which included the 8-day marriage to Michelle Phillips. He and Victoria have been together for 18 years. So what happened?

A long time friend of the couple said, "It's truly a tragedy, and sadly its all about the money and who inherits what. This is about getting Victoria out of the will, nothing more, nothing less."

That is so Blanche...

Golden Girls star Rue McClanahan has split from her husband of 12 years and kicked him out of their home as she recovers from a stroke.

The 75 year old has been left struggling to walk and talk after collapsing in a New York hospital in November, just a week after undergoing heart surgery.

Wishing all the best and a speedy recovery to the saucy gramma! :o)

Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters! :o)

Director Ivan Reitman has confirmed he will be leading the Ghostbusters back to the big screen when the upcoming sequel starts shooting this year.

Original stars Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson are returning to film a third movie - 21 years after Ghostbusters II hit cinemas in 1989.

Reitman, who directed the first two films, has now completed the line-up by revealing he's not only developing the script for the next installment, he's also signed up to helm the picture as well.

He tells MTV.com, "I hope to start shooting it this next year."

Ghostbusters III is scheduled for a 2012 release.

Jack Bauer loses bet...

...must wear ghastly green paisley dress on Letterman. :o) Keifer Sutherland showed up on The Late Show wearing the dress, bare legs and army boots.

Sutherland says, "I lost a bet, over the weekend I was so sure that the New England (Patriots) was going to win (against the Baltimore Ravens) that I told a guy who used to be my friend that if New England lost, I’d wear a dress on Letterman. So here I am... it's quite slimming.

"You should have seen me shopping for this thing today. I walked into a store and said, 'I'm shopping for a big gal...' and the lady said, 'How big?' and I said, 'Well... kinda my size. Do you mind if I try it on?' I got a little nervous."

Conan Fights Back

Conan O'Brien suggested in a statement Tuesday that he will not accept NBC's proposal to move him and "The Tonight Show," which he's hosted for seven months, to 12:05 a.m. ET.

NBC has proposed moving "The Tonight Show" from its traditional 11:35 p.m. slot so that the show's former host, Jay Leno, could host a half-hour show then.

It is ON. Forehead vs. Chin!!!

DEFCON 1

Okay, everpup... stand down! Crisis has been averted. Brangelina will not be attending the Golden Globes this year where Jennifer Aniston will be a presenter. Not that there would have been any type of showdown between Team Aniston and Team Jolie... there wasn't one last year. Yawn!

Anyway, I'm sure Jennifer is disappointed she doesn't get to stare down the dead possum which crawled off of Kate Gosselin's head and onto Brad's face.

Fairy Dogmother!

Alyssa Milano has proved herself an animal-lover by donating money to a pet rescue centre to aid the recovery of a dog who lost both front legs in a traffic accident.

The Charmed star fell in love with little Scooby-Roo, who was found underneath a wrecked car in Los Angeles, and has branded herself the pooch's official 'godmother.'

The actress has donated money to the Fuzzy Rescue charity to fund the cuddly canine's rehabilitation, which will include fitting him with a set of wheels to help restore his mobility.

In a post on her Twitter.com page, Milano writes, "I fell in love w/ (with) Scooby-Roo. I helped him get wheels. How could I not?"

Lord of the Wings

Frodo hosted his first-ever eating contest in New York City last weekend! Elijah Wood hosted the Lord of the Wings eating competition at Epstein's Bar on Manhattan's Lower East Side.

Woods stayed until 3 a.m. local time to celebrate with the winners. And champion 'Big Dan' Graff, a local bartender, admits he was awestruck by the star.

Graff tells the New York Post, "It was a fun night. I ate 14 wings in three minutes. Elijah was a good sport and a really sweet little guy. I'll probably regret saying this, but he's got the biggest blue eyes I've ever seen on a man."

Awww... I think the big guy has a man hobbit crush on Frodo! :o)

Bringin' home the bacon

Don't worry, Tom Brady... I know you didn't make the playoffs, but your wife is officially the world's best-paid supermodel - Gisele Bundchen made a massive $35 million in 2009 despite taking a break to have a baby. Must be nice to have a sugarmama! :o)

She pushed Kate Moss, who made $7.5 million into second place. Adriana Lima came in third, followed by Doutzen Kroes (???), and rounding out the top five is Karolina Kurkova.

America's Got Talent

For those of you who watch America's Got Talent, as previously reported, the Hoff is leaving for other drunken pursuits. Replacing him as judge will be Howie Mandel, who is known nowadays for hosting Deal or No Deal. That show will continue in syndication, but there are no plans to bring back the primetime version anytime soon.

Awww... I'll miss the Hoff and his drunken antics. He's like the Paula of that show! :o)

The Office gossip?!

I totally did not know that Kelly Kapoor and Ryan the temp were dating IN REAL LIFE!? :o) Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak were supposedly a couple off screen as well as on screen but split in 2008. It was never confirmed that they were officially dating, but supposedly they were together before their characters Ryan and Kelly ever got together on the show and broke up sometime after that.

John Krasinski, who plays Jim Halpert, has been playing cupid for his The Office co-stars by tricked his pals by recruiting them to help plan his upcoming wedding to Emily Blunt.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "(Krasinksi got them together) under the guise of planning his wedding and honeymoon. Before too long, the old spark reignited and the two were dating again.

"As B.J.'s best friend, John knew his pal never really got over Mindy. They dated for a long while but broke up over a year ago because of the difficulty of mixing work and romance. (But) they're in love again."

Novak and Kaling sparked rumors they had rekindled their relationship after they were spotted enjoying a night out in Hollywood together just before Christmas.

Ace Underwood

Carrie Underwood may not have a wedding date set yet, but she's got her ring-bearer already decided - her doggie, Ace!!! :o)

Carrie says, “I plan for my dog to be in my wedding. I plan for him to be the little ring-bearer, having him walk down the aisle all dressed up in a Tuxedo. I’m serious. That will be a Kodak Moment”

Awwww!!! :o) What a cutie!!! Well, they both are. :o)

Living in a Cave

Some new chick, 25-year-old Morgan Christie, is now linked with Jon Gosselin - he met her on a ski trip in Utah. And now they're supposedly dating. She must not have cable or read the tabloids because if she did... why in the world would she want to be linked with this guy? I'm confused. *sigh*

Call the Fashion Police!

Lindsay Lohan has been accused of copying designs for her hit leggings range - days after the actress blasted a former pal for stealing her own sketches. She released her selection of hosiery 6126 in 2008 and announced plans to expand the range to a full line of fashions last month - publishing new sketches online.

Really? I mean, really? Are people that desperate that they have to copy designs for leggings. Leggings!!! *sigh*

Icy Conditions

Goopy Paltrow was involved in a minor car collision on an icy London road on Thursday. She was driving through the U.K. capital, which has been hit by a winter storm, when she collided with another vehicle. Paltrow exchanged details with the other driver before heading home, according to JustJared.com.

I'm sure we will get some winter driving tips in our next GOOP newsletter. :o) Can't wait!

Cuz I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!!!

Angelina Jolie is really a blonde, and has been dying her hair dark since she was four years old.

The actress claims her late mother Marcheline Bertrand started the trend because she didn't like the colour of Jolie's locks.

And the 34 year old has been reaching for the dye ever since.

Jolie tells German magazine Das Neue, "My natural colour is dark blonde. But when I was four or five, my mother dyed my hair dark brown, and she decided to keep it that way. And I stuck with that." »

Conan vs. Leno

As TMZ first reported, after the Olympics, Jay Leno will get his 11:30 PM time period back. We're told network execs have told Conan they will let him decide if he wants the midnight to 1:00 AM time slot. If he does, Leno's show will only be a half hour. If Conan walks, Leno will get a full hour, informed sources tell TMZ.

Sources say that Conan is pissed because he was given no advanced warning this was coming. We're told if Conan gets another offer, even though NBC could block the move, they will let him go and give Leno the full hour.

Leno's show currently at 10:00 is kinda meh. Conan was great at his original spot on late night. Jimmy Fallon is meh is his current spot now. So... NBC is finally realizing the error of its ways? Whatever they decide to do, I hope they don't break up the pawesome combination of Andy and Conan... I love them together! :o)

A Goth Wedding

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are engaged, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

The shock-rocker reportedly proposed to the True Blood actress while he was performing on stage in Paris on Monday, according to reports. Rumors have been swirling for days about the famously on-again, off-again couple's engagement.

Reps for both Manson and Wood have remained mum on the subject.

Manson, 41, began dating Wood, 22, in 2006 but the couple broke up in 2008. They briefly reconciled, then split again before getting back together.

Manson was previously married to burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese.

Y'know, it's kinda sad when your dood wears MORE makeup than you... AND that you hafta tell him to keep the makeup ON. For the love of God, keep that covered!

The Hoff quits

David Hasselhoff has quit America's Got Talent to concentrate on his own program.

Announcing his decision in a statement on Wednesday, Hasselhoff said, "I am proud that I was part of making America's Got Talent the number one rated show for the past four summers.

"It's been a rewarding experience and now I'm thrilled to be able to follow my dream to do my own TV show, which will be announced very shortly."

Hmmm, I smell... Baywatch 2: Drunken Boogaloo?

Run, Katy... run!

Russell Brand has confirmed that he and Katy Perry were engaged during a romantic holiday.

The 34-year-old comedian reportedly proposed during a spiritual ceremony in India on New Year's Eve, and the relationship was blessed by a "love guru".

And the Sun newspaper said it had received a text confirming the engagement from Brand, who texted: "It's true. Much love."

Brand and the Perry, 25, were said to be celebrating their happy news in Thailand.

Really? Russell Brand? Ewww. Hopefully it will be a long engagement.

Vince Vaughn gets hitched!

The 39-year-old actor married girlfriend of two years Kyla Weber, a 31-year-old Canadian real estate agent , in a secret ceremony on Saturday.

Vaughn and Weber tied the knot in Lake Forest, Illinois, the area where he grew up, in front of around 60 friends and family members.

Vaughn was previously in a relationship with Jennifer Aniston. They began dating while filming

My fave TV Gramma

Betty White will receive her Life Achievement Award at the upcoming Screen Actors Guild ceremony from her The Proposal co-star Sandra Bullock.

The veteran actress will be handed the honor for her TV and film work, as well as her humanitarian accomplishments, at the annual prizegiving in Los Angeles on January 23rd.

Bullock will pay tribute to White - who has been a regular on American television for more than 60 years - after they became close on the set of hit comedy The Proposal, in which White played Ryan Reynold's grandmother.

Awwww!!! I love her! :o)

Cardio God(dess)

For those of you who watch Grey's Anatomy, ABC has confirmed that Kim Raver (who plays Dr. Teddy Altman on the show) has been promoted to a series regular. Wow! Previously she was on 24 as Jack Bauer's chicky-poo. So expect more love triangly episodes between Teddy-Owen-Christina when the series starts up again Jan 14th! :o)

Dawg Massages!

Bradley Cooper paid for his dogs to have massages, according to reports.

The Hangover star, who has two dogs called Charlotte and Sampson, reportedly treated them to a special day out at LA's Chateaux Marmont hotel, where they were pampered in the pet spa.

"Bradley's been travelling a lot and he felt guilty about leaving them. The doggie spa trip made him feel better too!" Bang Showbiz quotes a friend of the actor as saying.

The source claimed that the dogs were given aromatherapy baths, massages and "pawicures".

Um... the source obviously doesn't know dog-speak if s/he called them "pawicures" - that doesn't even sound right! I believe the correct word would be "pawdicure". ;o)

Rachel Green will waitress again

Jennifer Aniston has big plans for 2010 - the Hollywood actress is planning to open her own restaurant.

The former Friends star is hoping to indulge her love of spicy food by launching an upmarket Mexican eaterie in New York.

Rumours of Aniston's plan to open a restaurant began back in the summer, and now the actress has confirmed she is in negotiations to put it into action.

She tells Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper, "If all goes well I hope to open a Mexican restaurant in New York City in 2010. I love Mexican food. I'll mingle with customers and be a guest waitress."

Aniston will follow in the footsteps of another TV star if her dream comes to fruition - Eva Longoria Parker owns a Mexican American restaurant in Los Angeles called Beso.

Lohan's 2010 Resolutions

Lindsay Lohan tweeted this as her new years resolution:

"...to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try 2 constantly tear me down. 2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy) behind. Time to make changes - right!?!?"

Uh... wut? "habbits"? Does she mean "hobbits"? My daddy will take 'em! He loves hobbits!

Love Triangle

Kate Hudson broke up with Alex Rodriguez because he still has feelings for Madonna, reports have said. OK! claims that the real reason for the split was Rodriguez's attraction to Madonna. The pair reportedly dated shortly after the singer's marriage to Guy Ritchie ended but split up at the beginning of last year.

Hudson had allegedly warned Rodriguez that she would end the relationship if he didn't stop calling and texting Madonna.

"Kate was mad with jealousy," a source said. "She gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex?"

The insider added that Hudson didn't want to be "the other woman" and continued: "She said that if Madonna is what A-Rod wants then she can have him."

Uh... really? I mean, really? I call shenanigans on this source! :o)

Conflicting Reports...

There are reports that Tiger Woods his hangin' out with Ho #1 in Palm Beach recently. They were rumored to be holding hands as they mixed with about 300 guests at a party in a private mansion. They were also spotted partying together in the ritzy enclave, at the Everglades Club, on Saturday night, Entertainment Tonight reports.

What? And NO ONE took a cell phone pic?

His (allegedly soon-to-be ex-wife) Elin Nordegren escaped to her native Sweden for the Christmas holiday with the couple's two children, their daughter Sam, 2, and Charlie, who will turn 1 in February.

However, the latest news is that he has entered a private facility in Arizona for a reported addiction to sex.

"He has been there for a few days since his handlers forced him to enter the programme,” a source said told X17. "They feel that if he blames his cheating on addiction, the public will forgive him.

"Tiger wants to get back on top. He agreed to put golfing on hold so he could show the world how badly he feels about what he’s done and to prove that he wants to correct the problems that led to his infidelity."

Kicked in the Va-jay-jay

Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael Lohan is being accused by his ex-fiancee Erin Muller of physically abusing her throughout their relationship, detailing at least 12 allegations over the last two years in new legal documents - including slapping, punching, and the kicking...

You know what we need less of in 2010? Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin, and Levi Johnston.

Thanks.

Greasy2 & Katy

Russell Brand has fueled reports he's ready to settle down with girlfriend Katy Perry after splashing out $3.52 million on a new Los Angeles lovenest.

He is alleged to have proposed to Perry last week after spending the run-up to the Christmas holiday together in his native Britain.

The couple spent Christmas Day oceans apart as Perry jetted back home to L.A. to celebrate the festive season with her family, while Brand remained in London.

But Brand appears to be making moves to relocate to California permanently - he's placed his home in north London on the market for $4 million and purchased a 1920s-style house on the West Coast.

The lavish four-storey home boasts four bedrooms, four bathrooms, a powder room and an outdoor swimming pool.

Taylor² No More

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up. Boo hoo!!!

"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us magazine. "There was no chemistry." The pair -- who met on the set of the romantic comedy Valentine's Day -- first sparked rumors of a romance when she hugged him at her October 9 concert in Rosemont, Illinois. They have since been spotted on several wholesome dates -- like their frozen yogurt date at Menchie's alongside Swift's mom earlier this month -- and have each coyly alluded to their relationship on separate Saturday Night Live hosting gigs. However, the relationship officially fizzled when Lautner, 17, flew to Nashville for Swift's birthday party on Dec. 13, a friend of the singer reveals. "He liked her more than she liked him," the source tells Us. "He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him."

Squinty & Greasy!

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper will start the New Year with a new house after reportedly spending $4 million (£2.5 million) on their first home together.

The loved-up couple has only been dating for a few months, but the stars were snapped house-hunting in early December.

According to Star magazine, the actors have settled on a four bedroom place in the Pacific Palisades community in California.

And Cooper is so happy with their new home, The Hangover star even gave his parents a mini-tour of the place when they visited over Christmas.

A source tells the tabloid, "Bradley and Renee were proud to be sharing their new house with his parents. They looked happy together and very much in love."

But the couple plan on making a few changes of their own to the property before moving in.

The insider adds, "They have already lots of plans for the renovations. They're both homebodies, and they can't wait to have a place to entertain friends and just be together."

First Oprah... now Tyra?

Tyra Banks is said to be closing down her talk show to pursue new career options. "This will be the last season of 'The Tyra Show,'" she tells People.com. "I've been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years." Industry insiders say she will focus on bringing positive images of women to the big screen. "My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are," she says. Tyra will continue to be a mentor on "America's Next Top Model" and produce her new ABC show "True Beauty."

Somebody to Love

A wonderful video of Brittany Murphy singing "Somebody to Love" as Gloria the penguin in Happy Feet. :o)

Back Together

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have fueled speculation they've reignited their romance after jetting to Barbados for a festive break in the sun.

The actress was spotted relaxing in a bikini with Law and his three children on one of the Caribbean island's white sand beaches on Sunday. They were also photographed giggling with delight during a dinghy ride.

Miller is said to have spent Christmas Day in Barbados, while the actor and his sons Rafferty, 12, and Rudy, seven, and daughter Iris, nine, flew in on the 26 December after spending time with their actress mother Sadie Frost in London.

The couple has reportedly checked into a beachfront villa, where they will celebrate Miller's 28th birthday on Monday and Law's 37th on Tuesday.

It is the first time the Alfie co-stars have been photographed together since they split in 2006 after Law's fling with his children's nanny was exposed in the press.

Despite almost four years apart, both stars have struggled to find lasting love - Miller ended her on/off relationship with actor Rhys Ifans, and endured a romance with married actor Balthazar Getty earlier this year, while single Law became a dad for the fourth time in September following a brief fling with American model Samantha Burke.

Once a cheater...?

The National Enquirer is claiming that Ryan Phillippe is “back to his horndog ways” and screwing around big time on live-in girlfriend Abbie Cornish. Phillippe left his wife, Reese Witherspoon, for Cornish in 2006.

“Ryan and Abbie are on the rocks because he’s back to his horndog ways,” an insider told The Enquirer. “He’s been hitting the clubs regularly and desperately trying to hook up with almost every young woman he meets. His womanizing has gotten so out of hand it’s like Abbie never existed.”

Abbie is out and about, promoting her film Bright Star (directed by Jane Campion). It’s a true story based on the romance between the poet John Keats (played by Ben Whishaw) and Keats’ neighbor Fanny Brawne (played by Cornish). Ahhhhh... a period romance!!! Can't wait to see it.

She’s being treated as one of the serious young actresses, to be given good parts and awards. It may be that Philippe decided to cheat and get out before he found himself the partner of another blonde who outshines him. Shouldn’t he be focusing on his barely existent acting career instead of horndoggin'??

A Bulldog for Beckham

David Beckham's wife Victoria presented him with a bulldog for Christmas.

The pop star-turned-fashion designer splashed out $3,200 for the pedigree pooch, as it reminded her of her soccer star husband's tenacity on the field.

A source tells Britain's The Sun newspaper, "David absolutely loves the bulldog. (Victoria) said she chose the breed because it is a symbol of Becks' spirit on the football field. He (the dog) will be flown out to L.A. so the boys have something to look after while he's away."

Former Spice Girl Victoria handed David the hound as they celebrated Christmas with their sons at their home in Hertfordshire, England - but the pup will live with the Beckhams in Los Angeles, where the sports ace already has two Rottweilers called Snoopy and Puff.

Ed Hardy T-Shirts 4 Sale

Jon Gosselin's new digs on the upper West Side were ransacked Saturday, leaving his clothes and furniture slashed, sources said.

Somebody wielding a butcher knife tore through the entire apartment and "speared" a note - signed by "Hailey Glassman," his gal pal - to Gosselin's dresser with the blade, according to TMZ.

The assailant sliced through Gosselin's shoes, shirts, curtains and other furnishings with the knife, sources said.

A television, CD player and a Nintendo Wii game were also found smashed to pieces inside the flat of the former "Jon & Kate Plus 8" star, sources said.

A Ming vase, possibly "over 100 years old," was also destroyed, Gosselin's lawyer told TMZ.

Investigators photographed and fingerprinted the apartment for clues, and although Glassman's name was written on the note left by the vandal, it doesn't necessarily mean she is responsible, sources said.

Gosselin has been living in the high-rise apartment since leaving his wife, Kate. Their divorce was finalized recently.

Raise your paw if you think this was an inside job so this douche can get some sort of insurance money for all his crap that was destroyed or stolen? I mean, the dood can't do any public appearances to make money after he lost the lawsuit with TLC, so he has to make money somehow, right?! This break-in seems to come at a convenient time for Jon, who owes Hailey $90,000 plus her half of the rent that he stole. He’s also now responsible for $13,000 a month in child support which he can’t afford. Ugh... why can't he just go away?

Meet the Parents

Renée Zellweger spent Christmas this year with Bradley Cooper – and his parents, Gloria and Charlie.

The four celebrated the holiday in Los Angeles, and Zellweger was spotted bonding all week with Cooper's parents. On Dec. 21, the actress took them on a stroll in Venice, Calif. And on Christmas Eve, Zellweger and Cooper's mom, Gloria, went shopping together.

I just don't understand the appeal of Bradley Cooper... he looks like he needs a bath to get all the grease out of his hair. Can anyone enlighten me?

First Paula... now Simon?

Simon Cowell's brother says the next season of "American Idol" will be the judge's last.

Tony Cowell said in his weekly podcast, "The Cowell Factor," that a statement was being prepared that would certify that the acerbic British judge was leaving the popular Fox signing competition at the end of 2010.

Simon Cowell will concentrate on bringing his popular U.K. talent show "The X Factor" to the U.S. next year, his brother said on the Saturday podcast, which has since been removed.

"Meanwhile, Simon prepares for a new season of 'Idol,' or should I say, his last season of 'Idol,'" Cowell's older brother said. "A press statement is being prepared which will confirm what everybody expected: Simon will leave 'Idol' at the end of 2010 to concentrate on bringing the American version of 'X Factor' to U.S. TV in 2011."

The 50-year-old Cowell has been with "American Idol" since the series debuted in 2002. His contract ends after the upcoming ninth season, which begins Jan. 12. The judging panel was shaken up last year with the arrival of songwriter Kara DioGuardi and departure of pop star Paula Abdul, who is being replaced next season by talk show host Ellen DeGeneres.

Lump of Coal

Someone got a lump of coal for Christmas this year...

Charlie Sheen was arrested for domestic violence earlier today. Sheen, 44, spent the morning in jail after an alleged scuffle with his wife, Brooke Mueller.

He later posted $8,500 bond after speaking with a county judge, according to police spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro in Aspen.

Sheen flew to be with his wife on Christmas despite their differences, and they began arguing right away, the site reported.

A source told the site Mueller called police after Sheen pushed her.

But TMZ reported that Mueller recanted her story just before the bail hearing and also reported that she was legally drunk - registering a .13 blood-alcohol level - while Sheen registered a .04 on tests conducted by police.

Split after 23 YEARS?!

Hollywood couple Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have split after 23 years together.

The actors began dating in 1988 after meeting on the set of Bull Durham.

They never married but went on to have two children, sons Jack Henry, 20, and Miles Guthrie, 17.

Confirming the news to People.com, her representative Teal Cannaday says, "Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer."

They've been separated all summer and we're JUST now finding out about it?! Awww!!!

Engaged!

Carrie Underwood and Ottawa Senators hockey player Mike Fisher got engaged over the weekend. Carrie has previously dated Tony Romo and Chace Crawford. Carrie is 26 years old and Mike is 29 years old, and this would be the first marriage for both.

Brittany Murphy dead at 32

Actress Brittany Murphy died Sunday after going into full cardiac arrest, according the celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com. Murphy was 32.

A 911 call was made at 8 a.m. from a home in Los Angeles, listed as belonging to her husband Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles City Fire Department tells TMZ.

TMZ said Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was pronounced dead on arrival.

Murphy starred in such films as "Clueless," "8 Mile", "Girl, Interrupted", "Riding in the Car with Boys", "Uptown Girls", "Don't Say a Word", and "Sin City".

Sources tell TMZ Brittany Murphy's mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. We're told when paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. They continued CPR in route to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center -- several miles away -- and Murphy was unresponsive. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.

The LA County Coroner's is picking up Murphy's body from Cedars later today and will launch an investigation.

3+1=3

Speaking with David Letterman Thursday, Law told Letterman he had a fun beach vacation planned for his children this holiday season.

When Letterman asked him how many kids he has, Law responded, “Three.”

Law does have three children with his former wife, Sadie Frost, but he forgot to mention the newest addition from his loins: baby Sophia, who was born September 22 to Law’s one-time fling, model Samantha Burke.

Eldrick

Radar Online reports that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, who has already been spotted in public sans wedding ring, has begun seeking legal representation to represent her in a forthcoming divorce, according to various Web reports Wednesday. The 29-year-old mother-of-two reportedly has meetings slated for next week with top legal professionals to blueprint a split that could cost the golfer as much as half of his billion dollar fortune. One name that had been mentioned, though remains unconfirmed, is lawyer Sorrell Trope, who has handled proceedings for stars including Nicole Kidman, Nicolas Cage and Britney Spears.

A source told ABCnews, "She's not rushing to divorce, however. She's going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything."

Oh, and Eldrick is Tiger's first name. Eldrick Tont Woods.

Waaah waah waah!

Tom Brady already has a 2-year-old son, Jack, but that doesn't mean caring for a newborn gets any easier the second time around.

When asked Wednesday how week one with his new, as yet unnamed baby boy with wife Gisele Bündchen had gone, Brady said, "It's good. It's good. I'm glad it's over!"

"I'm trying to get back to my normal sleep schedule, which I'm sure, for all of us parents, is a little tough early," added the Patriots quarterback, who had his first son with ex, Bridget Moynahan.

OMG!!! Seriously? Try doing it as a single mother like your ex did after you dumped her ass. :P

Glee Guests!!!

We're so excited to learn that Idina Menzel (from the Broadway musical Wicked) will be guest starring on a future episode of Glee! Kristin Chenoweth who also guest starred will be returning in one of the future episodes as well! I love her! She was also in Wicked and she was pawesome in Pushing Daisies (miss that show!!). Lea Michele, who plays Rachel Berry, also mentioned on Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel that her Spring Awakening co-star Jonathan Groff will be guest starring on Glee as well! WOW! That's a lot of talent coming to this little show that could. :o)

Spreading the Love

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren put on a show of unity yesterday after the film producer was romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan.

The usually private couple put on a rare show of public affection as they left a Beverly Hills coffee shop. Hmmmmmmmmm... usually Alba has her bitch face on whenever the paparazzi are around. What's with the kissyface???

Their public kiss comes nearly two weeks after reports claimed Warren had puckered up with Lohan in a Hollywood nightclub.

Creepy Tiger Woods Ad Slogans

~ Go on. Be a Tiger. - Accenture

~ Turning heads. - American Express

~ Is it in you? - Gatorade

~ The best a man can get - Gillette

~ Just do it. - Nike

~ What are you made of? - Tag Heuer

~ What could you and Tiger Woods have in common? - TLC Lasik

Ugh. That last one is a unfortunate... get tested lately?

Jessica & Woods?

Um, ewww.

So Star has a cover of Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods claiming that they became close after she sang the US national anthem at a celebrity golf tournament in July.

Okay, so seriously... that's stretching it, doncha think? I know the Tiger ho count is teetering between 14 and 16 right about now, but pleeeeease don't let Jessica Simpson be one of 'em. That would be downright sad - it would make the baby Jesus cry.

Dunzo!

Rumours of a Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal split refuse to go away - a new U.S. report is adamant the pair has ended its relationship.

Last month, rumours began circulating suggesting the Hollywood stars had called off their two-year romance.

Their representatives were quick to comment on the reports, insisting they were "not true" - but GossipCop.com is claiming their relationship is definitely over.

A source tells the website that Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal "are no longer together" but the split was "amicable and mutual."

You know, why did the couple's reps even bother denying that they had split up two week's ago. This just goes to show you that no matter what a publicist denies, you really can't ever believe them!

Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-le

Sarah Jessica Parker fears she made a "terrible mistake" removing a prominent mole on her chin last year - because she's permanently lost her trademark beauty spot.

The Sex and the City star admits she was never fond of the famous marking, and finally asked her brother-in-law, a plastic surgeon, to get rid of the mole after she turned 43.

But now the actress regrets not consulting her family and fans before the procedure, because they "miss" the blemish so much.

She says, "I've been in therapy since it happened... Honestly, I didn't think a thing about it and apparently it turned into molegate. A woman came on to the beach really upset and she said, 'I don't know why you did that, your mole was your signature!' I was like, 'My mole is my signature?' And then for the next 15 minutes I couldn't hear anything people said to me. All I could think was, 'I've made a terrible mistake - Can I put it back on?' My son tells me every now and then he misses it... I feel like I should've talked to more people."

Errr... I thought her big schnozz was her signature?

Man Love

Tom Arnold was shocked to discover a tattoo he had etched on his leg in Chinese is really a proclamation of 'man love'

The film funnyman asked to be inked with the words "love of mankind" after witnessing the Tiananmen Square massacre on TV back in 1989.

Twenty years on, Arnold travelled to China this month on his honeymoon, after marrying new bride Ashley Groussman over the Thanksgiving weekend.

The actor also scheduled a TV appearance in the country during his trip with his new bride and had to be briefed before sitting down for the cameras. And that's when he discovered his tattoo means something very different.

Arnold explains, "I have a tattoo that I thought said Love of Mankind, which I got after the Tiananmen square thing.

"They said, don't mention that on Chinese TV. They also told me it actually says 'Man Love'."

A-Roid & Hudson splitsville?

Kate Hudson has split from baseball star Alex Rodriguez, according to U.S. reports.

Hudson has been dating the New York Yankees player since the beginning of the year, but she has been fiercely protective about the union, refusing to talk about the romance.

Rodriguez sparked speculation he and Hudson had parted ways earlier this month, when he was spotted partying alone in Miami, Florida, and now a source close to the pair has confirmed the couple has split, telling website GossipCop.com, "It's true."

A spokesperson for Hudson had not commented on the allegations as WENN went to press.

Wow... after a whole season of sitting through is baseball games too!!!

Christmas Pix

Ugh!! I can't believe the peeps posted Christmas pics of me...
You would've thought that I'd be safe from that kinda humiliation
now that I'm up at the rainbow bridge, but nooo...!!!

*sigh*

Indefinite Infidelity

Tiger Woods has issued a statement
admitting his infidelity (singular?!)
and will be taking an indefinite break
from professional golf.

Shady Stars

Kevin Bacon's wife Kyra Sedgewick is unhappy with the placement of the power couple's stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame - because they're in a "shady" part of Los Angeles.

Sedgwick unveiled her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at 6356 Hollywood Boulevard in June (09), inches away from her husband's pavement honour outside a busy nightclub.

But Sedgewick admits she was less than thrilled with organisers' efforts not to split the couple - because now her accolade will only be seen by stumbling drunks.

She explains, "They put us right next to each other in this shady area. It's right outside of this nightclub... Isn't it wonderful when people stumble out at three in the morning they're going to throw up on both of our stars?"

Umm... how about you just be appreciative that you even got a star? What the heck has this woman been in anyway?? :P

Robert Downey Jr.'s Paw Prints!

Robert Downey Jr. is the latest star to be immortalised on the streets of Hollywood. The 44-year-old was memorialized Monday at his Hand And Foot Print Ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles.

He was pawesome on Ally McBeal - who knew he could sing and be so dreamy?!?! He's had his ups and downs with the drugs and stuff, but we're so glad he's cleaned himself up and done good for himself now. His movies Iron Man 2 and Sherlock Holmes will be coming out soon! :o)

Uncle Jesse gets blackmailed

Sorry, not the Dukes of Hazzard-one... the Full House-one. :o)

John Stamos went to the FBI after a Michigan couple threatened to release 'harmful' photos of him snapped at Florida party in 2004. The pair of alleged blackmailers demanded actor John Stamos ante up $700,000 in hush money.

The suspects were busted Wednesday at an airport in Princeton, Michigan where they met an undercover FBI agent posing as a Stamos' representative to drop off the extortion money in exchange for the photos. When the couple showed up, they were arrested.

A search of the the couple's house in Marquette, Michigan, turned up three photos of Stamos, paperwork containing the actor's name and cell phone number, and the phone numbers of three tabloid magazines.

OoOoo! Wonder what kinda photos they were?!?! :o)

The Gossip Hound has only got so many toeses...

... and I may be quickly running out
before we hit the new year.

The Tiger Wood Ho Count Watch of 2009
has escalated to ten alleged affairs now

I feel bad for his wife and kids
for having to go through this
especially during the holiday season! Ugh!

But for all the other cheating spouses
like Josh Duhamel and David Letterman
I'm sure they're breathing a sigh of relief
that the spotlight is no longer on them.

So what are your guesses
on the finaly tally of ho ho hos
for Tiger Woods by the new year?

Too Many to Count

I think we're on Ho #4 now
in the Tiger Woods scandal...
who knows how many more
are gonna come outta the woodwork!?
I don't think I can keep count at this rate!
I think it would be easier to ask:
who hasn't had an affair
with Tiger Woods???

The latest one is the $8 / hour
diner waitress who had
a two year affair with him
until they were discovered
by some tabloid who decided
to withhold the story
in exchange for Tiger
to be a cover feature
for their sister publication
"Men's Fitness" magazine.

Weekend Roundup

Brad Pitt still has a dead possum
growing on his face.

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Ben Affleck buys Jennifer Garner
a 7-carat diamond ring...
that's bigger than the one
he bought for JLo when they were dating.
Is this what they call a Kobe-special?

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Liv Tyler (LOTR) may be dating Zach Braff (Scrubs)
and from all accounts, he is quite the playa.
Braff previously dated Mandy Moore
and was spotted all over NY hitting on women.
Whatta skeeeeeeeze! Not that hawt.

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Sienna Miller is back together with Jude Law
now that they're both in New York
doing (separate) Broadway shows

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Glee (love that show!) frankenteen
Corey Monteith, who plays Finn
has confirmed that he is not dating co-star
Lea Michele, who plays Rachel Berry

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The two Taylors had a date night!
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner
were together to re-shoot some scenes
for their movie Valentine's Day
Afterwards, they headed out for
dinner and some ice cream...
awwwwww!!! :o) How cute are they?!

Ho #1

Today, I was all ready for the
press conference by Gloria Allred
to speak on behalf of Rachel Uchitel,
one of three women to be caught up
in the Tiger Woods scandal.

But now the press conference
has been canceled!
Wonder how much Tiger paid them
to keep quiet???

I heard Tiger's changing his name to Cheetah! :o)

Squinty vs Chinny

Hollywood actress Reese Witherspoon was left red-faced after making a speech in front of British politicians - when U.K. Prime Minister Gordon Brown mistook her for Renee Zellweger.

The Legally Blonde star stood up in front of Members of Parliament (MPs) at London's House of Commons on Wednesday to talk about domestic violence issues as part of her role as honorary chairwoman of the Avon Foundation.

After her speech, the British leader addressed the house to thank Chinny Witherspoon for her efforts - but he got her mixed up with Squinty Zellweger.

Brown told the house, "I'm very grateful that Renee Witherspoon is leading this campaign. She spoke movingly at the funeral of Anthony Minghella and I welcome her to the house today."

Martha's Turkey Day

Even Martha Stewart needs some time off from the kitchen every now and again. The domestic diva admitted on her Twitter last week that she ate out on Thanksgiving.

"Full confession: I did not cook on Thanksgiving -- went to Per Se for brunch and to watch the Macy's parade -- dinner with friends at Four Seasons," she wrote Friday. "Four Seasons did a great job -- turkey for each table, all the fixings, soufflés for dessert, pretty impressive considering a full house!"

Stewart ended her Thanksgiving with a screening of the "Twilight" film "New Moon," which she called "really excellent," though she found the wolves to be "mangy."

Awww snap.

Golfer Tiger Woods apologized Wednesday for "transgressions" that let his family down -- the same day US magazine published a report alleging he had an affair with a cocktail waitress.

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves," he said in a statement on his official Web site.

Woods did not admit to an affair and offered no details about the "transgressions" in his statement.

BONUS video: Taiwanese news story about the Tiger Woods controversy and the funny re-enactment via SIMs characters! :o)

Top Uglies

Editors at Moviefone.com have compiled the list of Hollywood's least desirable leading men:

1. Gary Busey
2. Kevin Spacey
3. Justin Long
4. Paul Giamatti
5. Philip Seymour Hoffman
6. Randy Quaid
7. Michael Moore
8. Mickey Rourke
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. John C. Reilly

Really? Justin Long is kinda cute (he's the 'I'm a Mac' guy)! Gary Busey was voted top ugly because of his chicklet teeth. Mickey Rourke used to be hawt until his face looked like someone took a bat to it before the plastic surgery set in.

Botched Butt Surgery

Former Miss Argentina Solange Magnano
has died after suffering a pulmonary embolism
just one day after undergoing a gluteoplasty.

She leaves behind a husband and eight year old twins.

If you liked it...

...then you should've put a ring on it!
There were reports that Reese Witherspoon
and Jake Gyllenhaal were splitsville,
but this has been denied by their reps.

Rumor has it that Jake was the one
who wanted to get married
but Reese didn't want to...
hey, I don't blame her!
She and her pointy chin
can pretty much buy
their own island nation. :o)

Plus she's already done the whole
husband and kids thang.
Look how that turned out
(yes I'm glaring at you
Ryan Phillippe!!!) :P

Tiger Woods

What do y'all think about Tiger Wood's
car accident this weekend?

The smashed back window of his SUV...
was his wife breaking him out?
or chasing after him with the golf clubs?

Were the cuts on his face
due to the accident???
But since there was no blood
on the steering wheel
did his wife scratch his face up
right before the accident???

The rumored blow up between the two
may have been kick-started by
a National Enquirer story
about an alleged 'other woman'

If it's true, then he needs to man up
and take responsibility for it
but if all of this happened
because of a false story
I hope they sue the pants off
the National Enquirer! :o)

Tiger, thanks for making
this otherwise un-gossip worthy
Thanksgiving weekend
extra super juicy with your scandal!

All my ex's live in Texas...

Two of Brad Pitt's ex's were in Morocco
over Thanksgiving for the opening
of a Chopard boutique at the La Mamounia Hotel

Goopmeister Gwynnie and Jennifer Aniston
met up with the elf from Lord of the Rings
in Marrakesh for the partay.

How much do celebrities make
showing up for events like this???
Don't they celebrate Thanksgiving anymore?

Bacon fights back...

Paula Deen was hit in the face with a flying ham!!! :o)

She was in Atlanta helping the Hosea Feed the Hungry charity load a truck with food donations when an ham hit her in the face, leaving her with a sore nose but no other apparent injury.

"I thought it busted my lip, but it didn't," Deen tells CBSAtlanta.com. She made light of the whole mishap, saying through laughter: "Ran head on to a hog."

Twilight not just for tweens...

Nope, even Martha Stewart
is gettin' in on the RPattz action!
Kristen Stewart who plays Bella
was on the Jimmy Fallon show
and talked about how Martha Stewart
told her that she had dreamt about
hangin' out with Robert Pattinson
and that he was really down to earth

Oprah-less?

The world will be Oprah-less in 2011!
Oprah Winfrey plans to broadcast
her last show after 25 years of being on the air
on September 9, 2011

Of course you will still be able
to catch her on her cable channel
OWN: the Oprah Winfrey Network

We only got to watch the show
back when momma was recuperating
and house bound for six weeks
and got to see defining moments
like Tom Cruise jumping on her couch
and Oprah giving away crazy gifts
to her audience members like
cruises and baby elephants.

Will you miss Oprah?

GQ Men of the Year

Wow... so many to choose from
that they had to put out FIVE covers
for 2009's GQ Men of the Year

The only one I have an issue with
is with Tom Brady...
his football playing abilities aside,
he is still a man-whore. :P
He really gets our hackles up. Grrrr!

Hannah Montana doesn't like Vampires

Hillbilly chipmunk says she is not a fan of the Twilight series.

Miley Cyrus says, "I've never seen it and nor will I ever. I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires... I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts. I don't like any of it."

WTF? She's scared of the Three Wolf Moon shirts???

Uncle Jesse gets a star

John Stamos was honored with a star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

We never thought Uncle Jesse
was the hot one
on Full House...
is it weird that we preferred Bob Saget or
Uncle Joey over him??? :o)

Are they or aren't they???

After much speculation,
the director of the Twilight franchise
has confirmed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
DO indeed have an off-screen romance going on
though she claims that they did NOT
get together until after the first movie.

Are any of you pups into the whole Twilight mania?
Personally, I find wolf-boy way hotter
(with the short hair, of course)

Adoption Rumors

There have been rumors recently
of Angelina Jolie's plans for world domination
by adopting another baby - this one from Syria

Currently, the Jolie has seven children:
~ two little boys adopted from Asia - Maddox and Pax
~ one daughter, Zahara, adopted from Africa
~ three biological kids Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne

If we were to presume that St. Angie
were to adopt a child from every country
she would have to adopt 191 more kids
to fulfill that mission.

Possibility of that happening?
Not likely

We could broaden the scope
so St. Angie could aspire
to adopt a child from every continent.
She's already got three continents knocked out
so she'd just hafta hit Australia, Antarctica,
Europe, and South America

But really... that's only three more kids
and she'd only be able to adopt a penguin in Antarctica...
so this option is probably out as well.

If she's looking to focus on countries within
her current continents of choice,
with the assumption of one child per country
she'd only have to adopt:
52 more kids out of Africa
and 45 more kids out of Asia.

OR... she could just adopt some doggies? :o)

Poisoned Turkey...

In her interview with Oprah,
Sarah Palin says Levi Johnston
is welcome at Thanksgiving

If I were him,
I'd be wary of 'food' poisoning! :o)

Kelly Kapowski is Preggers

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen is pregnant with her first child!
They baby is expected to pop out in May!

And no...
Screech isn't the father. ;o)

It's a private matter...

Did any pup watch the Rihanna interview?
Very very sad...
and now Chris Brown
is saying that she needs
to keep things private

Uhhhhhhhhh... or else what?
Will he beat her up again
to keep her quiet???

Piggy Beckham

Posh Spice has dropped
$2,320 on two micro pigs
she wants to name them
after Elton John and his partner David Furnish
but her hubby would rather call them
Pinky and Perky...

I think Bacon and Ham
make good names. :o)

Lip Synchin' Britney

At Britney Spears' Perth, Australia show Friday night - fans walked out after about three songs, angry that she wasn't singing live.

Even the Australian government has gotten involved in the dispute. New South Wales Minister for Fair Trade Virginia Judge is considering requiring Britney to disclose on tickets for future shows that she doesn't sing live. "Australians would not tolerate a 'Mickey Mouse' performace," Judge told the Sydney Daily Telegraph. "Let's be clear. Live means live."

Yeah!!!! :o) Although I feel bad for Britney, people aren't paying money to see her prance around in skimpy outfits grinding robotically against some dood or doods. Does anybody sing live anymore???

Blanche Devereaux

Former Golden Girls star Rue McClanahan is recovering after undergoing an emergency heart bypass, just days after her doctor spotted a problem during a routine medical examination.

The 75-year-old actress was hospitalised earlier this month after a physician noticed a problem with her heart while undergoing tests for a planned knee operation.

McClanahan, best known for her role as Blanche Devereaux on the hit series, apologised to fans for having to pull out of Golden: A Gala Tribute to Rue McClanahan at San Francisco's Castro Theatre on 14 November.

But despite insisting she just needed some "maintenance on the old ticker", the star was rushed into the operating room on Wednesday to undergo serious heart bypass surgery.

However, her pal Del Shores reveals the op went "very, very well," adding, "She's going to be great and up and entertaining us all very shortly."

Mullet-style Toupee?

Tennis star Andre Agassi kept a hair-raising secret under his hat throughout his stellar tennis career - his famous 'lion-mane' locks were in fact a wig.

The retired athlete and eight-time Grand Slam champion has revealed he donned a toupee during his games after realizing he was losing his hair in his early 20s.

The shocking confession appears in his new autobiography, Open, in which Agassi also admits he was hooked on addictive drug crystal methamphetamine at the height of his career.

Agassi is convinced he could have won more matches if he hadn't gone prematurely bald - because he was so worried his toupee would fall off on the court. BOL!

Nicholas Cage-oppola

Did you know that Nicholas Cage
is a Coppola - as in Francis Ford...?
as in the dood who directed
The Godfather triology
(first one was the best)

Nicholas' father August Coppola,
brother of Francis Ford Coppola,
passed away at the age of 75
due to a heart attack recently

We're not big fans of Nicholas Cage movies
... movies where he saves the world
with his crazy math skills
but we do like Raising Arizona
cos he plays a hillbilly redneck
to perfection. :o)

"Son, you've got a panty on your head."

Awwwww! :o)

Warning: Don't read if worms, fleas, ticks and other yuckies freak you out... but it *is* a feel-good story! :o)

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Hilary Swank's adopted dog Karoo was literally rotting from the inside out when the actress found her on the streets of South Africa - and saved her life.

The Boys Don't Cry star was shooting in The Karoo, South Africa when she took a shine to a local stray who followed her around the set - and she decided to make sure she was Ok before she left the country.

Convinced someone was looking after the dog - because she looked well fed, Swank was stunned when she learned the mutt was actually close to death.

She says, "I took her to the vet and the vet said..., 'She's actually fat because she's full of worms'.

"She had so many fleas on her they said that they should have sucked all her blood out; they couldn't believe it... She had seven ticks in one ear and six in the other.

"They said, 'If you don't take this dog, she will certainly not make it.'"

Swank took the dog home with her and added another rescued pet, Roomie, last year.

She adds, "They bring a lot of joy to my life."

Awwwwwww!!! :o)

Babeh Pics

Hello! magazine has bought
the first pictures of Samantha Burke
and her babeh Sophia (courtesy of Jude Law)
for $300,000 dollars...
that's a lotta doggie biscuits.

I guess she's gotta make money somehow
because Jude Law has not been to see the babeh
since even after the DNA tests confirmed
that he is the father.

The Jen Show

Jennifer Aniston may be putting together
a night-time chat show
backed by Oprah Winfrey
nothing has been confirmed yet
but rumor has it
the show will debut
some time in spring 2010.

It will be a weekly show
rather than a nightly show
and we're not sure if Jennifer Aniston will host
but we're pretty sure Angelia Jolie
will never be a guest... ;o)

Dumped

Another Simpson gets dumped...
but not to worry, it's not Chestica!
This time it's Asslee getting dumped
from the remade TV series Melrose Place.

Boo hoo!! :P

Robots Can't Feel Cold...

Is this why Suri Cruise
never wears a jacket?
Even in the dead of winter?

You'd think her parents
would be able to buy her a coat
and a hair brush and some barrettes
to keep her hair neatly combed
instead of buying this toddler
high heeled shoes?

Oink Oink

New fashion trend...
Chihuahua's are out
Pot bellied pigs are in

Paris Hilton has ordered
a pet pot belly pig
from a breeder in Oregon.

Poor piggie... :o(

Weekend Roundup

Lindsay Lohan gets booed in Singapore
while emceeing the Formula 1 event

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DNA tests confirm that Jude Law
*is* the baby daddy

Dood. Seriously?
Get neutered, please.

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American Idol's caustic judge
Simon Cowell turns the big 5-0
and hosts a huge birthday bash

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Jon Gosselin clears out joint bank account
after being dumped from the Kate + 8 show

Nice.

Kanye cancels tour

Kanye West has canceled
his upcoming tour
with Lady Gaga...

YAY! :o)

Letterman Blackmailed

David Letterman has admitted
to having several affairs
with his staff members
after being called
to a grand jury testimony
in a $2 million extortion plot
to expose this information
if he did not pay up.

Ouch. I feel bad for his wife and kid. :/

Not Broken Up

... yet. But, things are rocky
between Justin Timberlake
and Jessica Biel.

There were rumors that Justin
and Rihanna were getting close
but I think they're actually
collaborating professionally.

It runs in the family...

There's always been speculation
as to whether or not Suri Cruise
is really Tom Cruise's biological daughter,
but now there is proof!

They both like to wear heels! :o)
Suri was snapped in a pair of
sparkly peep-toe pumps
And a couple of months earlier
while visiting Katie in Australia
Tom was snapped with these
uplifting platform sneakers.

Indiana Jones

There's a new Indiana Jones movie in the works
and Harrison Ford says he would
put on the hat and crack the whip
if the script is good

In the last installment of the Indy series
Harrison Ford looked pretty good
for an old guy
but my question is
if they could make him
look so good
why wouldn't they make
Karen Allen who plays
Marion Ravenwood
look just as good?!? So unfair!

Maybe the new movie will be called
    Indiana Jones
...and the Chalice of Eternal Youth
because whatever they're doing
to make Ford look that good
it's working! :o)

Can Coyotes Read?

Jessica Simpson's five year old malti-poo
(sounds like 'multi-poo'
which is what I am
when I eat a lot of food!!!)
was snatched up by a coyote

She's offering a reward
for the return of her Daisy...
um, whut?
Does she think coyotes can read?
Or that they're gonna want to
claim that cash reward?

RIP Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze has lost his two year battle with cancer. :o(
The peeps will be setting aside an evening of cheese
to watch Road House, Dirty Dancing, and Red Dawn

Kanye West is a Bully!

As Taylor Swift was accepting the award
for the best female video award
at the MTV Video Music Awards
Kanye West ran up on stage
and announced that Beyonce's video
'Single Ladies' was one of the greatest videos evah

When Beyonce ended up winning
the top award - best video of the year,
she invited Taylor Swift up to the stage
to finish up her acceptance speech.

Update:
Kanye West posted on his website
that he is "SOOOOO SORRY"

Um, I don't think there are
enough OOO's in the world
to make up for your douchey behavior. :P

Update #2:
The internet rage
must've gotten unbearable
cos Kanye has issued
another apology on his blog
likening himself to
the Ben Stiller character
in 'Meet the Fockers'

Update #3:
Kanye takes his sowwy ass
on Leno last night and says
that he's really ashamed of what he did
Uh huh. Yep.
He still has not apologized
to Taylor Swift directly

Update #4:
Barack Obama calls
Kanye a jackass. Woop!

Update #5:
Kanye finally calls Taylor Swift
and apologizes directly to her.
It's about time! :P

Ellen Abdul

WoW! Ellen DeGeneres
will be the official fourth judge
on American Idol!

This will be interesting...

Korean Babeh

Katherine Heigl has filed papers and plans
to adopt a little 10 month old Korean girl.
Heigl's own sister Meg is adopted from Korea.

Heigl will be on a five episode hiatus
from Grey's Anatomy
while she's off filming another movie
which she will undoubtedly bash
in subsequent interviews

Pigeon Frank 11:28 Madden

Okay, so it doesn't have the same ring as
Sparrow James Midnight Madden...
which is what Nicole Richie and hubby
named their second child.

Nice.

Romo rolls on...

Tony Romo has a
new chick on his arm
the sister of Chace Crawford (Gossip Girl)
she pretty and blonde
with lots of hair
a Jessica Simpson look-a-like
except without the butt-chin.

Liar Liar

Demi Moore is claiming
that she has never had plastic surgery
never?
ever?
evah?

I think someone's pants is on fire.

Brangelina Adopts *AGAIN*

Don't worry
it's not short little humans...
this time, it's gerbils!

Brad and Angie were snapped
purchasing gerbils & gerbil paraphernalia
for their passel of kids

Richard Gere was kinda pissy
that they were dippin' into
his stash of gerbils
but there are plenty to go around

And in other news,
Jennifer Aniston finally snapped
and adopted 20 cats
and an old housecoat

Doggie Model

Elle Macpherson's labradoodle, Bella
will be starring in a fashion campaign
for a doggie fashion line

The Dogside.com site
is woefully lacking in doggie items...
we only saw four products available
~ a lead / leash
~ a bowl / dish
~ a jacket
~ a scarf (I kinda like it)

Nothing against Bella,
but I could totally
rock the scarf and jacket outfit! :o)

Snippy

Okay, I have to admit
the only part I enjoyed
about watching the movie 300
was the hard six pack abs
and the tight leather battle-shorts
Yum.

Anyway, it's been reported
that Gerard Butler's pug Lolita (off leash)
was bit twice by a greyhound (on leash)
while he was filming in New York

After leashing up his dog
Gerry walked away
but not fast enough
and to prevent a third bite
he reportedly 'nudged'
the greyhound and the pug apart

The owners version say
that Gerry ''slammed'
their dog's head against a fence
and made it yelp

Anyhoo... Gerry took Lolita to the vet
and she is going to be fine.

Weekend Schnibbles

Lindsay Lohan's house was burglarized
the safe was ripped out of the wall
and bags, shoes, and jewelery were also taken...
watch for a leaked sex tape coming soon!

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GOOP is expanding and taking over!
Gwynnie and hubby purchased the house
next to theirs in London and plan to
knock it down and create one big giant
superhouse with 33 rooms...

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The manhunt is over...
Ryan Jenkins, husband of murdered model
Jasmine Fiore, was found dead in a motel room
up in Canada near Vancouver (Hope, BC)
by taking his own life

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
were out flaunting their relationship
for all to see after months of denying
that they had an affair during the filming
of some Lifetime movie

MEEoWw

Back on the catty track
Cameron Diaz is another
one of those chicks
we love to hate, isn't she?

She's been linked with
celebrities such as
Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio,
Jude Law, and Matt Dillon...
just to name a few

Her latest hookup is with
Keanu Reeves... whooooa!
During the date, the actress was seen
making Reeves laugh
by fitting a whole hamburger
into her mouth.

Stay classy, Cammie... :o)

Douchey

Y'know it's a little quirky
when the National Enquirer
becomes a 'trusted' news source!

They busted wide open
the John Edwards mistress scandal
waaaaay before any of the
'legit' news agencies
wanted to touch it

And now with the story about
DNA testing that supposedly proves
that Rielle Hunter's baby daddy
is indeed John Edwards

MY question is... why is
Elizabeth Edwards still standing by
her douchey excuse of a husband?!
Poor woman.

Oh, and an interesting little schnibble
Rielle was born Lisa Jo Druck
It's a good thing she changed it
cos 'Rielle' is so much more
of an appropriate name
for a homewrecker
doncha think?

McNekkid

Surely y'all have read
(and maybe some of you have seen)
Grey's Anatomy's McSteamy
Eric Dane in his nekkid video
talking about his pr0n star name
with his nekkid wife
and their nekkid friend (?)

That's a whole lotta nekkids...
but us dogs are nekkid all the time!
... if we're lucky, that is,
not to be abused with
frou frou sweaters and
halloween costumes. :o)

Weekend Schnibbles

Tom Cruise runs around Australia
demostrates how to do leg lifts
all while wearing two inch soled sneakers

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Jerry O'Connell (Mr. Rebecca Romijn)
enrolls at Southwestern
to get some lawyerin' skillz

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Abbie Cornish talks to some magazine
about how difficult life was for her
being in the spotlight and all
when she broke up Reese Witherspoon's marriage

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Alyssa Milano got married this weekend
to some guy (he's a Hollywood agent)

Mrs. Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes is coming out
with her own fashion line
no word as to whether
the high end designs
will be guaranteed
to be thetan free...

We think her designs
are just kinda
meh.

If Katie, er... I mean
Kate...
were to come up
with a doggie fashion line
would you wear it?

Quality Programming

A British version of Gossip Girl
or a reality show featuring Paris Hilton...
which would you prefer?

TV bosses in the UK decided to go with
"Paris Hilton's British Best Friend"
instead of the Gossip Girl-esque drama
entitled "Trinity"

The dood who stars in the show,
Charles Dance, is hoppin' mad!

Read what he says:

"We're putting too much energy into junk and reality television. This show was going to be shown in January or February. But they shelved it until September to put you know what in its place? Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, which is possibly the most execrable piece of television I've ever seen in my life. God knows what the ratings were. It's a piece of television for airheads, starring an airhead."

I don't know who this dood is, but he's my hero! :o)

This is POOP

If Gwyneth Paltrow can do GOOP
I can totally do POOP! :o)

Make
...fresh rosemary infused squirrel liver pate with generous crunchy chunks of mediterranean kitteh roca, the secret is the gentle folding of these luscious ingredients to create this decadent appetizer which will be sure to please any guest. Serve with freshly baked kumataka doggie crisps.


Go
...to London, Paris, Istanbul. It doesn't matter where you poop, just so long as you leave a little of yourself behind.


Get
...the latest Fall trend - jumpsuits for dogs. Off the shoulder, with suspenders, turtleneck, stripes, plaid... cinch it up, wear your collar as a belt! This is a fashionable must have for your evening strolls at the park or for your annual (or surprise) visit to the vet.


Do
...your duty. Scoop your poop - no one wants to look at that mess, no matter how artistic your swirl is. Reduce your carbon pawprint, walk to the park instead of driving there - unless of course you live more than two blocks away, then have the limo driver drop you off.


Be
...be the poop, smell the poop, feel the poop... ommmmm.


See
...the latest exhibits on poop culture. Our local gallery has a fresh showing of origami poop on display until the 18th, we are so jazzed to see it. Next week, we'll be attending a lecture series headed by world renowned poop psychologist Dr. Richard Splarts entitled 'Corn: You Are What You Eat'

Fo' Shizzle...

Both of Britney's kids
Sean P and JJ have the ability
to make a sailor blush...
okay, so it's not that bad
but two and three year olds
running around saying
'oh sh-t'...???

That's a whoopin'...

She blames it on K-Fed
which is probably true
since the kiddies
probably spend more time
hangin' with daddy
than with Britney these days

Are they or aren't they?

Y'know it's all fine and well
if celebs don't want to admit
who they are dating
but all this sneaking around
is just going to make us
THAT much more nosey!!! :o)

So Renee Zellweger (Bridget Jones)
and Bradley Cooper (The Hangover)
are they or aren't they?

Plus he's seen running around
with these other chickie-poos:
Lake Bell, Denise Richards and Jennifer Aniston

They're after him
like vultures circling rancid meat...

Mmmm... rancid meat.
That's just extra flavoring, right?

Anyway, you may or may not know
this little tidbit about Bradley Cooper:
he was previously married to
Jennifer Esposito who played "Ahhhhndrea"
on the now canceled ABC show Samantha Who?
... a show which we loved
because Christina Applegate
with her perky corkscrew curls
just makes us poot rainbows and ponies
(that's a good thing!)

But that's a whole 'nother post...

Anyway, Renee and Bradley
have jetted off to Spain together
so we think they're on...
for now.

Chicken Battle!

Who would win a chicken battle...
General Tso or Colonel Sanders?

Keep in mind that
Colonel Sanders was not a military colonel
but was given the title of Kentucky Colonel
an honorary title given by the governor of Kentucky

Whereas General Tso
was a real life, kick ass military general
who gave smackdown to uprisings...

Just sayin'.

MEEoWrr

ABC bosses are finally hitting back
at Katherine Heigl's bratty comments
about having to work 17 hour days,
calling her whining 'unfortunate'.

Thank dog! It's about time
someone lay the smackdown on her!

So sad...

The autopsy report on Billy Mays
showed traces of cocaine
in his system... it didn't kill him
but it contributed to his heart condition

What's in a name?

Who would get beat up more
if they attended public school:

Michael Jackson's son - Blanket

             -- or --

Jermaine Jackson's son - Jermajesty (yes, I kid you not)

MEEoW!

Women we love to hate
Why? I don't know...

Take for example
Gwyneth Paltrow
and her website GOOP
where she shares her
rich experiences
with the peasants (that be us)
of fine dining and traveling
and other things
rich people do...

I'll tell ya where she can stuff her GOOP. :o)

Yes, us doggies can be catty too...
MEEoW!

Abdul Leaving Idol...

From Paula Abdul's Twitter page:

#With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all..Cont'd...

#I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon.

#What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me

# It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month

--

Who's gonna provide the crazy now? :/

Lady Gaga

Can't or won't
wear pants?

I don't know
but I absolutely
LOVE this outfit...
it's a dog toy dream come true! :o)

Goin' to the Chapel...

We're big fans of the TV show '24'
so we were pleased to read that
Mary Lynn Rajskub who plays
cutie tech wizard Chloe O'Brian
got married on Saturday

Also married on Saturday
was Marky Mark Wahlberg
and Ali Larter of the TV show 'Heroes'
... to each of their own significant others
not to each other! :o)

Who's Yo Daddy?

Farrah Fawcett's long time partner
Ryan O'Neal says that he
'accidentally' hit on
his own daughter at Fawcett's funeral.

Um.... ew.

Halloween

It's never too early to plan your Halloween costume
especially up here at the bridge -
we have a pawesome Halloween party
and a costume contest every year

I'm undecided as to what my costume should be this year
but I've narrowed down my choices to these three selections

Hee hee! All kidding aside
it's a very sad situation
for those eight Gosselin kids
now that Jon and Kate are splitsville

So, what's next on the reality show / baby boom horizon?

Octomom, Nadya Suleman's reality show has begun production - no network has signed on to air the show yet. Do you plan to watch her show when it airs? No judgement passed if you do - I know the feeling, you don't want to stare, but you just can't look away.

In other crazy baby news, a UK woman who has given birth to 13 children is pregnant again. Okay, so she didn't give birth to all 13 at once, but did I mention that all 13 children, one by one, were taken away from her due to severe neglect?

*sigh*

Spaying and neutering... it's the only solution.

Team Romo or Team Simpson?

Poor Jess... dumped on the eve of her
Ken and Barbie themed birthday celebration -
that's gotta suck, right?

Fingers are being pointed
as to who was cheating on whom
but the strangest allegation I've read
is Kenny Chesney jumping into the fray
to clear up any rumors that *he*
did not have anything to do with
Ken and Barbie's breakup...

Dood. Seriously?

So are you Team Romo
or Team Simpson?

3 + 1 = 4

That's right, I'm a dog
and I'm good at math.
Jude Law... not so much.

Perhaps feeling as though
he hasn't had enough offspring
sprouting forth from his loins
Jude Law is soon-to-be father to a fourth child

He already has three children with his ex-wife
and now he's got another squaller on the way
this time it is a woman he had a fling with
while filming in New York

(Don't even get me started on the whole
cheated on the ex-wife with then girlfriend,
and then cheated on the ex-girlfriend with the nanny)

If dogs hafta get neutered
it would only be fair that he be neutered too
doncha think?

An Introduction...

I'm kick-starting my new career as a gossip hound. I've always had a pretty good nose for celebrity gossip - although sometimes, the word 'celebrity' should be used rather loosely...

My sniffer's on and I'm ready to go on the hunt for some juicy gossip!

Today...

I'm looking down from above
and I see the peeps are blue
Today is the anniversary of my crossing
over the rainbow bridge

But don't worry, peeps!
They're having a grand ol' pawty up here
to celebrate my anniversary

Plus I told Schmella
to give both of y'all
lots of extra love and attention today. :o)

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow and Other Nuggets of Doggie Wisdom

♥

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

~ Bob Hope

You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother.

~ Rick Horowitz

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

~ Doug Larson

♥

They had a... dog called Bluey. A known psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

~ Clive James

She lies about her age and weight and is slightly older than Rocket. But they've been a couple for eight years, longer than most in Hollywood.

~ Kate Jackson, referring to her dogs

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.

~ Kate Jackson

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

~ Aldous Huxley

♥

For Shebs

There is a sacredness in tears.
They are not the mark of weakness,
but of power.
They speak more eloquently
than 10,000 tongues.
They are the messengers
of overwhelming grief,
of deep contrition,
and of unspeakable love.

~ Washington Irving

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

~ Edgar Watson Houe

Breed a Labrador Retriever with a Curly Coated Retriever, you get a Lab Coat Retriever. The choice for research scientists.

~ Good Dog! magazine

♥

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

~ James Gorman

Mix a Newfoundland with a Bassett Hound, you get the Newfound Asset Hound. A dog for financial advisors.

~ Good Dog! magazine

Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad.

~ Dick Gregory

♥

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

~ Anthony Griffin

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, "What's in it for me?"

~ Lewis Grizzard

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

~ A.R. Gurney

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

~ Cynthia Heimel

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

~ Mitch Hedberg

♥

If you feed your dog a chip be prepared to stock up.

~ Jessica Hofland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

~ Lewis Grizzard

Breed a Pointer with an Irish Setter, you get a Pointsetter. A traditional Christmas Pet.

~ Good Dog! magazine

A dog desires more affection than his dinner. — Well, almost!

~ Charlotte Gray

♥

Breed a Bulldog with a Shih Tzu and you get a Bullshitz.

~ Good Dog! magazine

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars.

~ Corey Ford

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

~ Virginia Graham

Breed a Deerhound with a terrier, you get a Derriere. True to the end!

~ Good Dog! magazine

♥

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.

~ Roger Caras

Me?! :o)

I'm a diary pick today! Thanks, Dogster HQ, for not furrrgetting us angel pups up at the bridge. :o)

♥

Men cannot think like dogs.... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.

~ Corey Ford

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

~ Jim Fiebig

Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip.

~ Roger Caras

When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.

~ Alisha Everett

♥

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.

~ Corey Ford

It's a dog-eat-dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.

~ Norm, from an episode of Cheers

♥

Breed a Boxer with a German Shorthaired Pointer, you get a Boxershorts. A dog never seen in public.

~ Good Dog! magazine

If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the world, don't seek a second opinion.

~ Jim Fiebig

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

~ Harry Truman

I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, "I don't think so." And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants.

~ Billiam Coronel

♥

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

~ Charles Anderson Dana

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

~ Robert A. Heinlein

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

♥

He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.

~ Honoré de Balzac

She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face toward me with an apologetic expression as though to say: "I have not forgotten that you are here but there are certain pleasures I cannot share with you." Her nose never ceased its sensitive quivering.

~ Mazo de la Roche

The more I see of the depressing stature of people, the more I admire my dogs.

~ Alphonse de Lamartine

Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

~ Dr. Ian Dunbar

♥

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

~ Nora Ephron

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

~ Roger Caras

♥

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

~ Anthony Clark

A lawyer is just like an attack dog, only without a conscience.

~ Tom Clancy

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.

~ June Carter

We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs.

~ Roger Caras

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

~ Jean Carroll

Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.

~ George Carlin

All my kids have fur and four legs

~ Unknown

♥

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

~ Dereke Bruce

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.

~ Dana Burnet

A dog wags his tail with his heart.

~ Unknown

♥

Dog is friendly. Beware of owner.

~ Unknown

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

~ Colette

Dogs leave paw prints forever on your heart.

~ Unknown

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

~ Unknown

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

One kind word can warm three winter months.

~ Japanese Proverb

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

~ Mark Twain

♥

All charming creatures are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.

~ Oscar Wilde

Everyone needs a dog to adore him and a cat to bring him back to reality.

~ Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.

~ Henry David Thoreau

Life is short. Pet hard.

~ Unknown

I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

~ Samuel Johnson

♥

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

Animals are little people with fur coats

~ Unknown

Home is where your pets are.

~ Unknown

♥

I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

~ Abraham Lincoln

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

~ Mahatma Gandhi

A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel.

~Unknown

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

~ Immanuel Kant

Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

~ Anatole France

♥

If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I would put shoes on my dog.

~ Unknown

The Airedale... an unrivaled mixture of brains and clownish wit, the very ingredients one looks for in a spouse.

~ Chip Brown

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

~ Smiley Blanton

Dogs are a habit, I think.

~ Elizabeth Bowen

♥

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

~ Unknown

I called our hotel but the response was "I'm sorry, sir. We've been booked up for months." With sudden inspiration, I called back.... This time I said, "Hello, this is Shana's human..." and this time the response was, "Oh yes, sir. Come on down. We always have a room for you." It really puts you in your place when your dog can get a hotel room, but you can't.

~ J. Emmett Black, Jr., on how all the staff at a certain Holiday Inn knew his dog by name, but not him. Crime was reduced whenever Shana stayed there; she's a 120 pound Great Dane.

Trained or not, he'll always be his own dog to a degree.

~ Carol Lea Benjamin

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

~ Robert Benchley

♥

Never judge a dog's pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.

~ Unknown

A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.

~ Unknown

Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it. Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors.

~ Dave Barry

♥

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

~ Roger Caras

The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.

~ Gloria Allred

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.

~ Bonnie Schacter

♥

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

~ Louis Sabin

Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.

~ Bonnie Wilcox

Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.

~ Unknown

Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would look at you and think to itself, "I may lick myself in public, but I'd never say anything as stupid as that."

~ Dave Berry

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

~ Robert Benchley

♥

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

~ Unknown

♥

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

~ Josh Billings

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.

~ Penny Ward Moser

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

~ Alphonse Toussenel

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

~ Margo Kaufman

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

~ Franklin P. Jones

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

~ Agnes Repplier

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.

~ Author Unknown

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.

~ George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

~ Gilda Radner

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.

~ George Eliot

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.

~ Edith Wharton

Me?! A Diary Pick!

Thank you, Dogster HQ for selecting me as a Diary Pick today! I wasn't sure angel pups were still in the running for this sorta thang. Ha! In your face, Ella! ;o)

♥

Dogs are miracles with paws.

~ Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

~ Mabel Louise Robinson

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

~ Ben Williams

Being patted is what it is all about.

~ Roger Caras

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

~ Karel Čapek

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.

~ George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Inscription on the Monument of a Newfoundland Dog"

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

~ Henry Ward Beecher

The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.

~ Polish Proverb

♥

A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level.

~ Author Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

~ Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is a warm puppy.

~ Charles M. Schulz

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

~ Christopher Morley

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

~ Dave Barry

♥

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

~ Ogden Nash

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

~ Author Unknown

You ask of my companions. Hills, sir, and the sundown, and a dog as large as myself that my father bought me. They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell.

~ Emily Dickinson

A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

~ Author Unknown

Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

~ Lewis Grizzard

♥

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

~ Ambrose Bierce

The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.

~ Portuguese Proverb

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.

~ Winston Pendelton

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

~ Author Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

~ Robert Benchley

♥

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

~ Woodrow Wilson

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

~ Robert Louis Stevenson

To Flush, My Dog

~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Loving friend, the gift of one
Who her own true faith has run
Through thy lower nature,
Be my benediction said
With my hand upon thy head,
Gentle fellow-creature!

Like a lady's ringlets brown,
Flow thy silken ears adown
Either side demurely
Of thy silver-suited breast
Shining out from all the rest
Of thy body purely.

Darkly brown thy body is,
Till the sunshine striking this
Alchemise its dullness,
When the sleek curls manifold
Flash all over into gold
With a burnished fulness.

Underneath my stroking hand,
Startled eyes of hazel bland
Kindling, growing larger,
Up thou leapest with a spring,
Full of prank and curveting,
Leaping like a charger.

Leap! thy broad tail waves a light,
Leap! thy slender feet are bright,
Canopied in fringes;
Leap! those tasselled ears of thine
Flicker strangely, fair and fine
Down their golden inches

Yet, my pretty, sportive friend,
Little is't to such an end
That I praise thy rareness;
Other dogs may be thy peers
Haply in these drooping ears
And this glossy fairness.

But of thee it shall be said,
This dog watched beside a bed
Day and night unweary,
Watched within a curtained room
Where no sunbeam brake the gloom
Round the sick and dreary.

Roses, gathered for a vase,
In that chamber died apace,
Beam and breeze resigning;
This dog only, waited on,
Knowing that when light is gone
Love remains for shining.

Other dogs in thymy dew
Tracked the hares and followed through
Sunny moor or meadow;
This dog only, crept and crept
Next a languid cheek that slept,
Sharing in the shadow.

Other dogs of loyal cheer
Bounded at the whistle clear,
Up the woodside hieing;
This dog only, watched in reach
Of a faintly uttered speech
Or a louder sighing.

And if one or two quick tears
Dropped upon his glossy ears
Or a sigh came double,
Up he sprang in eager haste,
Fawning, fondling, breathing fast,
In a tender trouble.

And this dog was satisfied
If a pale thin hand would glide
Down his dewlaps sloping, --
Which he pushed his nose within,
After, -- platforming his chin
On the palm left open.

This dog, if a friendly voice
Call him now to blither choice
Than such chamber-keeping,
"Come out!" praying from the door, --
Presseth backward as before,
Up against me leaping.

Therefore to this dog will I,
Tenderly not scornfully,
Render praise and favor:
With my hand upon his head,
Is my benediction said
Therefore and for ever.

And because he loves me so,
Better than his kind will do
Often man or woman,
Give I back more love again
Than dogs often take of men,
Leaning from my Human.

Blessings on thee, dog of mine,
Pretty collars make thee fine,
Sugared milk make fat thee!
Pleasures wag on in thy tail,
Hands of gentle motion fail
Nevermore, to pat thee

Downy pillow take thy head,
Silken coverlid bestead,
Sunshine help thy sleeping!
No fly's buzzing wake thee up,
No man break thy purple cup
Set for drinking deep in.

Whiskered cats arointed flee,
Sturdy stoppers keep from thee
Cologne distillations;
Nuts lie in thy path for stones,
And thy feast-day macaroons
Turn to daily rations!

Mock I thee, in wishing weal? --
Tears are in my eyes to feel
Thou art made so straitly,
Blessing needs must straiten too, --
Little canst thou joy or do,
Thou who lovest greatly.

Yet be blessed to the height
Of all good and all delight
Pervious to thy nature;
Only loved beyond that line,
With a love that answers thine,
Loving fellow-creature!

Thank youses

Dear Peeps and Pups... thank you so much for all the words of support and love you've given us this week. We are so blessed with your friendship. We are so honored with the love you share. Daisy was a very special girl, and we are so happy to have shared her life with all of you on Dogster. :o)

To all the peeps out there... hug your pups. :o)

~ Daisy

Blue Skies

Today marks the anniversary of Daisy's passing. Hardly a day goes by that we don't talk about her or think about her. My heart squeezes just a little bit every time I think of her. Sometimes there are tears that spring into my eyes... but mostly it's the memories of what a wonderful, smart, and beautiful doggie she was... and that makes me smile through the tears. She was such a good girl. My only sadness is because of the short time we had with her. She gave us so much joy and love. We are a little blue today because we miss her, but Ella says she will make herself available for huggin-on's throughout the day.

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A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

~ Author Unknown

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

~ Steve Allen

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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

~ Roger Caras

Angel of the Week!!!

Sweet angel Daisy and Putter of the group Rainbow Bridge Angel Babies have made me "Angel of the Week"!! Thank you Daisy, for the beautiful picture in remembrance of my crossing on July 31st 2007. We are so touched that you have chosen our Daisy to be Angel of the Week... what an honor! :o)

Our hearts still squeeze a little every time we think of our sweet Daisy... she is missed.

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.

~ Author Unknown

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace.

~ Milan Kundera

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If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.

~ Old Proverb

The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.

~ Samuel Butler

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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!

~ Steve Bluestone

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

~ Author Unknown

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

~ Author Unknown

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

~ Rita Rudner

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

~ Andrew A. Rooney

To err is human -- to forgive, canine.

~ Author Unknown

When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people.

~ Julia Glass

Agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

~ George Eliot

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Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued into the next yard.

~ Dave Berry

They are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

~ Emily Dickinson

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

~ Agatha Christie

Trained or not, he'll always be his own dog to a degree.

~ Carol Lea Benjamin

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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

~ Edward Hoagland

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

~ O.A. Battista

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.

~ Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

~ Roger Caras

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.

~ Mme. de Staël

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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

~ Will Rogers

A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

~ John Holmes

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

~ Andy Rooney

What with all the time these people spent pinned under the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever. They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the applications for.

~ Dave Berry

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

~ Author Unknown

Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her? What is it, girl?" as if this had never happened before, instead of every week.

~ Dave Berry

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

~ Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.

~ Robertson Davies

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

~ Corey Ford

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

~ Dave Berry

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

~ Phil Pastoret

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.

~ Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.

~ W. Dayton Wedgefarth

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

~Dave Berry

For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog.

~ Roger Caras

A dog's nose is something for us to wonder at. It is perfectly remarkable and reminds us that there is a world out there that we can never know. At least not as human beings.

~ Roger Caras

Things You Can Learn From A Dog

~ Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
~ Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy
~ When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
~ When it's in your best interest, practice obedience
~ Let others know when they've invaded your territory
~ Take naps and stretch before rising
~ Run, romp, and play daily
~ Eat with gusto and enthusiasm
~ Never pretend to be something you're not
~ If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it
~ When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently
~ Avoid biting when a simple growl will do
~ On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree
~ When you're happy, dance around, and wag your entire body
~ No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout; run right back and make friends
~ Delight in the simple joy of a long walk
~ Be loyal

-- Author Unknown

Looking Down From Above

Email via Angel Express

Daisy,

I am emailing you in reference to Ela's diary posting entitled, "Cheatin'!".

Do you think you and Ela would have gotten along together? I mean, you liked your personal space and let's face it... Ella essentially has none and doesn't know what it means. We love that about her, since it is innate in her sungglebunny-ness... but I don't know if you two would have gotten along very well.

I'm sure you would put up with each other, but as far as really getting along and being BFF... Well, I'm not so sure.

What do you think?

Daddy

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Dear Daddy,

I most certainly would NOT have gotten along with Schmella. (I call her Schmella for dog's sake!) Hee! ;o)

I would've been at least four years old if Ela had come into our lives, and I most definitely would NOT have wanted to snuggle, play, share, live, or sleep with her.

BUT, that doesn't mean another schmellicious doggie may very well want to snuggle, play, share, live, or sleep with her.

I'm just me... too cool for public displays of affection. And anything that might chip my manicure. Or muss up my hairdo.

Daisy

One Brave Doggie

Fireworks used to freak me out so badly, it would take me at least until the next day to recover from the trauma.

That Jarvis, he sure is one brave doggie!! He isn't afraid of fireworks at all. In fact, he's so brave... he was out in his yard barkin' at 'em to make 'em stop. And stop they did.

Wow.
He is amazing!

The Banger's @ the Bridge

The highly delectable Harvey Wallbanger has crossed over to the bridge. Y'all better watch out cos I hear he's quite the ladies man. :o)

Stretching our paws through the webernets to offer hugs of peace and comfort to Millie & Oliver's family. You loved Harvey from beginning 'til end. Thank you for sharing him with us.

♥

Nuh Uh

Daddy says:
"Daisy, are you *ever* going to stop calling your sister 'Schemlla'?"

I say:
"Nope."

Unbelievable

Schmella has been chosen TWICE - that's TWO days in a row - as a Diary Pick on Diary Central.

Was it something I said, Dogster HQ?
Did I make you mad?

Okay... I'll admit: the poopalicious grrrl deserves *some* sort of recognition for all the joy she brings da peeps. So congrats to you, Schmella!

So, fine.
There.
I said it.
Happy now?

Bring it.

Okay, Schmella, are you sure wanna start this? You wanna talk un-ladylike behavior?! Fine. Bring it!

~ Schmella has no qualms about flashing the goodies

~ The clumsy galoot knocks into things. Many, many things... mainly with her big head

~ The Poopsmith lays fresh dog biscuits willy nilly all over the yard - pick a spot in the woods *away* from the house, for dogs sake!

~ She burps like a big, burly trucker (sorry, no offense to truckers out there)

~ Her farts are heinous and can clear a room. Her rump rippers come in two flavors: SBD (silent but deadly) and the more prominent SBV (silent but violent)

~ She humps boy dogs... (*sigh*)

And finally, I leave you with one last word:

~ Dingleberries

Battlestar Doglactica

Jake is back!
Wheeeee! :o)

This last episode was one hot mess.
WTF was going on?!
I am so confused.

Rosette from Kiko!

BOL! My pal Kiko sent me a sweet rosette and suggested that my sis Schmella's diary could be titled "One Schmell'of a Dog". Hee hee! I love it!

Daddy suggested another name too: "The Poopsmith"

♥

Gots Poo on Da Brain

Pooters
Poop
Dingleberries...

How uncouth!

What a brute!

All Schmella can blog about is her poop. She needs to change her diary title to "The Poopery". You've got to admit... it would really would make more sense.

HA-ha! <insert Nelson Muntz laff here>

Schmella pee'd in the cabin! HA!
Can't take her anywhere... *sigh*

My Garden

My peeps planted a memorial garden for me last year - all kinds of daisies in the front yard. I think 3 out of the 4 plants made it through the drought last year. They haven't bloomed yet, but at least they made it through the winter. Schmella had better not trample on my flowers - I'll kick her butt (... all the way from heaven. What? I've got long sticks for legs - they'll reach).

A-Visiting

Guess what?! The peeps are taking Schmella up to the mountains this weekend. To the very same cabin, on the very same mountain where they scattered my ashes. The peeps haven't been up to the cabin since then. I wonder if Schmella will feel my presence up there? She's a big chicken, so y'know what? I'm gonna sneak up behind her and say "boo!" so I can freak her out. Hee hee!

Toys...

All my squeaky toys remain untouched. Evidently my sis Schmella doesn't like 'em. Whatev! She wouldn't know a great chew toy if it turned around and bit her in da butt. She prefers soft, plushy toys to chew on and destroy. *sigh* Such plebeian tastes.

A little conversation up at the bridge...

ELVIS: What's all the hoopla aboot?

Daisy: Haha! I love your Canadian accent! Aboot! ;o) The hoopla is because of you

ELVIS: Me? I don't understand.

Daisy: Yes, YOU! All of us angels have been watching over you the whole time you've been sick down on earth. We saw how hard your momma fought for you, we saw how Winston's family helped you find a new vet, and we saw how Dogsters united to pray and support you and your family. We were wishing and praying right along with them... hoping you would be able to stay with your family.

ELVIS: Uh huh! I tried. I fought so hard. It was a good battle.

Daisy: Yep. You did the best you could. Your peeps did the best they could. And the good vet did the best she could. You got the best because you deserved the best.

ELVIS: But I had to leave my mom, dad, li'l patrick, and my sis behind...

Daisy: I know, but we'll get to see all of them again one day. But for now, you're free from pain and hurt and all the nasties that our physical bodies couldn't deal with. Your momma was smart enough, unselfish enough, and brave enough to let you go because it was time. She loved you so much. Everyone on Dogster fell in love with you too.

ELVIS: So what do we do up here?

Daisy: Well, first we have to pawty cos you're here now. Then we have to wrap our angel wings around those that we had to leave behind. It helps 'em, y'know? They can't see us, but they can feel us... they know we're safe and happy and whole once again. And we can let them know that it's okay to cry and to miss us.

ELVIS: Okay, I may need some help with these wings... I'm not sure I've got a hang of them yet.

Daisy: Sure thang. Oh, and uh... if TONKA says anything about certain head-chompin's he may or may not have gotten, I wouldn't pay too much attention to him. I think he's just had way too much catnip at the kitty free-fur-all buffet and it's, uh... making him say the strangest things. Yeah. Uh huh. That's it.

Remembering ELVIS

From Maya's diary:

In honor of Elvis, if we could all stop what we are doing on Sunday, April 20th to celebrate his life of the love he was given, and the love he gave. If you are with your fur friends, give them an extra hug while thinking about Elvis. Also remember his family, and give them your thoughts to help ease their pain.

The celebration in honor of Elvis will begin at:
9 pm BST ( GMT daylight saving)
4 pm Atlantic
3 pm EDT
2 pm CDT
1 pm MST ( no daylight saving)
12 noon PDT

♥

ELVIS 2004 ~ 2008

ELVIS has gone to the bridge... the peeps are so sad. :o(

Please send his family all the love you can muster. *sniffle*
That is all I can type for now.
Our hearts our broken.

Bitter - Part Deux

Oh.my.dog.

Schmella is Dog of the Day today?
I can't believe it.
Why, Dogster... why?

It wasn't bad enough that she gets to be costume-free...
...no embarrassing pictures posted all over the web.

Now she's on the front page of Dogster as well....
...on Easter, no less.

Hrmph.

At least it's bath day for her.
That makes me feel a little bit better.

Bitter Much?

Uh, hellloooo? Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, and now soon-to-be Easter...? Do I see a single pic of my brutish sis gussied up in any of those ridiculous costumes I was subjected to wearing during my time on earth???

Nooo! How unfair is THAT?!

It was fun bein' a 'beezan...

...it's weird to look at my own face again. It was an honor bein' a 'beezan for Elvis!

I'm so glad he's going to get to stay with his family for a while now that they know what's wrong and how to treat it... all due to Winston and Hartie's momma for being so ingenious, so proactive, and so dogged in her determination to help Elvis and his family. You guys rawk!!

Sometimes our time on earth is short, so hug your doggies tight, tight, TIGHT tonight... cherish every moment with them and make lots of memories. :o)

Hope, Love and ELVIS!!!

Pupper pals!!! Guess what?!? You may have noticed that my main pic isn't of my lovely face... but rather it's a pic of Elvis!

They-who-do-not-wished-to-be-named (silly pups!!! hee hee!) have come up with the most fabulous and brilliant idea to celebrate, support, and show our unity for Elvis!

Grab this pic! Right-click! Save Picture / Image As! Upload it as YOUR main pic! Let's show Elvis and his pack just how much we love them, support them, are thinking of them, and are hoping for the best!

Let's unite and give Elvis and his pack the best kind of love there is... Dogster love!

(Special thanks to my daddy for his pawesome photoshoppin' skillz - you rawk! He doesn't quite have our Dogster obsession, but he wishes Elvis gets better too!)

♥