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A Day In The Life of " Louie" the Pugster

Introducing the "Orange" Beast

Yeppers...momma got a new one....and it's Orange and we call it the "Beast."

Well she's tried it out several times....but I didn't write because I iz so embarrassed. The saga seems to continue on from the Monster to the Beast. I don't know if mom has a curse on her or what...but this could compare to nothin what the Monster did.

Well mom put me outside and I have to be careful cuz I don't want to get chewed up by the Beast. So I sit myself upon our deck and I watch the goin ons by my mom and the Beast. Sometimes I think she is tryin to tame it. But this time there was no tamin at all.

My mom got on the Orange Beast....and it's a bit different than the Monster....the Monster you would have to shift into different gears and such...well this one ..dad says is hydrostatic...drives like an automatic transmission car. Just press the button on the floor and a way you go. Well away she went...as I said...she was tryin to get use to the new buttons and things. That Beast was a jerkin and a hoppin down the lawn....no wheelies yet! Well my mom managed to go around quite a few times with no mishaps...but I could see somethin was brewin for quite some time....I sensed it...she never knew what was gonna hit her....but I did.... well she wanted to "cut" closer to the wall and such...because she has no weedeater and know push mower...so she tries to get that Beast in as close as she can...that is why she hits and bumps things....but she hadn't hit anything yet.....no NOT YET!! Yeah, I am buildin up to it....what happened....hehehe!

Well she comes round and she is goin a bit faster than she should...well gosh all mighty...she ran smack into one of them purty solar lights that turns all sorts of colors and ran over dat...right into da little wooden wheelbarrow full of purty flowers...SMACK! and then the Beast FLIPPED IT!...Yep, flipped right over and smushed her fleurs....hehehe! You shudda seen her mouth drop and yell...Holy Crap...what's Dad gonna say??? And her eyes were jest wide as saucers too.... I come over to her and jest look at her with my googley eyes...about as big as hers....saying...arf arf...arf arf....translated...Daddy ain't gonna be smilin....you better put the Beast away and shut if off.

So we gots the Beast all settled...checked her house...only some paint came off in one tiny spot. It's made of metal..so no cracks or anything. She uprighted her wheelbarrow with a few smushed fleurs...her light actually was ok...with the black spike cracked and chipped...but it still lights up at nite. Oh what an episode....and Daddy tried to laugh but he still wasn't happy cuz he paid good money fur dat Orange Beast.

So dat is one adventure wif the new machine...poor momma but poor Beast.

Yours truly,
Louie :o)

Hear Ye Hear Ye!! Orange Monster Machine Bit the Dust!!

Yepperee!! I saw it with my Own eyes...the Orange Monster bit the dust....it happened a few days back. My mom put me out front on the stoop to watch her mow the front yard. She started it up and it was running.....and as she rounded the first corner, there was a Poof of Blue Smoke comin out da front end of the Monster. I thought maybe he was angry and was turnin into a fire breathin dragon...but No...he was tired and about had it....and it just kept on smokin more....but my mom, she just kept truckin it around the lawn....doing her last wheelies with it.

Well somehow it stayed strong enuff so she could finish the front and back lawns....and then my mom laid her to rest. Parked her under the tree and told Dad he better buy her a new one....one with lots of life.

So the udder day they went to a Monster Machine Place and found anudder one and they iz suppose to deliver it tomorrow, but we haven't heard from dem yet. But you won't believe the color of the new Monster Machine....yep...it's Orange...jest like the other one. But we gots to call this one anudder name. So we iz still thinking about it.

This one is made of sturdy steel whereas the udder one is jest strong plastic. So when my mom hits something...it won't break or crack. So it's gots lot of armor plate on it.

Well take one minute and say a pray to the Orange Monster Machine...we sure are gonna miss it.

Yours truly,
Louie

Let's see.......

Lemme see...I am jest so stunned dat I am writing in my diary. I can't believe my mom lemme do this on my very own. I think I gots to "thank" my hooman brudder, PSYCOHOL. He lives on a really itsy bitsy island out in da middle of nowhere and he loves to read my diaries cept dis time when he checked, it had been too long between writings. Well you can all blame my momma on dat. She's a meany!!! meany, meany, meany!!

So let's me make good use of my time, cuz I may not be able to write fur a very long time again.

Well I iz gettin to be a very big boy now....I iz older and I iz more handsomer everyday. I still have my lovely lady...her name is Zoey from the "Tater" state of Idaho. You know what?? She once sent me one of them Big Tater's and dey were kinda delicious....but she is my "SugarPants."

Also, my brudder, Jake..is retirin from "guard duties" of the tiny castle. He says it is passed on to me and I will be trained by him. He says I will do the barkin and runnin now and he will just sit in presence to give it more of a scary feel. So guess dat means, I git my own "cooler wif lotsa ice and water"...and a pair of "shades" to wear. Sounds like a lot of fun to me. But my mom, says I need a Hut wif air conditioning in it..cuz I iz a Puggy...and we can't overheat...so I gain one on Jake. Hahahaha! He's always had to roast in the heat.

And guess what??? I get one step closer to watchin my mom drive the Orange Monster Machine. Hopefully there won't be any mishaps. So I better stay outta her way and the Orange Monster.

Well I truly wants to "THANK" my hooman brudder...PSYCOHOL...you know I got to meet him once...he is one super cool DUDE... I hope I gets to see him again.

Well I best be goin now! later Gators!!
Yours Truly,
Louie :o)