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it's WEINER, not WHINER .. booo hoooo!!!!!

i'm a fast learner

when we got in the car, i was excited and when mom opened the car door, i jumped out... but within seconds i was back in the car!!! i knew where she had taken us and i wanted NO PART of it!

those people are crazy! they hold you down and take your nails off and if i didnt scream out, they would probably cut my entire foot off. and they throw you in a bathtub of water to drown you, and if i didnt scream out they probably would get away with it. and they try to lie to you and tell you they arent going to hurt you but i know... i know if i dont scream and burst their eardrums, well... the terrible things they would do....

but thankfully, i got powerful lungs and i kept them all in check and got home pretty much none the worse for wear.

heheh... and Lil Bit's got this stupid looking bandana around her neck.. heheh.. i do too but it dont bother me so much.. she's so pissed off at mom right now.. haha!

oh my god i'm so tired!!

we went to dad's this weekend and there was extra dogs there!!! Viola and Issabella! Bella looked a lot like me and Viola ... there was something familiar about the both of them... someone said they were my sisters, but that's not possible. i'm only three ... i would remember if i had... wait a minute... maybe they WERE my sisters!!! they whine like me.. they are obsessive over their mommy like me.. they like to push whimpy Alex around like me... WOW!! i have SISTERS!!!

and we had so much fun peeing on everything and claiming it for ourselves and trying to sneak food off plates.. and there was a little person there too. he wanted to play with us but Allison kept jumping up and licking him in the face. i guess he thought we would too until Viola and Lil Bit snipped at his heels.. hehe.. you gotta watch the black dachshunds.. they crazy :)

it was nice to see my sisters after all this time, but it was also nice to meet their mom.... boy, she sure liked me. i can tell you i was her FAVORITE out of all of us. all i had to do was go up to her and flash my big brown eyes and whine for a few minutes and she'd love on me.

yep, i won another one over :)

that stupid cheater alex

he knows whining is MY thing! i'm the greatest!

and yet he still goes and pulls off a whining attack on mom and she falls for it! i let it slide cause i was actually quite comfy in my chair but then he starts again!

man, HIS whining is irritating.. not adorable like mine. so mom snatches him up and i'm just sure he's about to get beaten but nope, she takes him and lets him sleep on her lap while she works on the computer.

so, fine... two can play at that game and we know i'm better. so i start whining. my most adorable soft sublte little whimpers.

she's not paying attention??

so i step it up and get a bit louder.

...?? what the?? heLLooOOOO!!!

i dont understand!! how can she not hear me?!?!

well, have you ever... she told me to go lay back down... hmpfh.. fine, i didnt want in there really anyway..