Nicknames: Woofty Woof, The Punkinator, Itty Bitty, Sugar Pumpkin, Sawed Off Doberman, Expert Tail Wagger, Little Bit Puppy
Pet-Peeves: Allison or any other dog coming close to her and interupting her
Favorite Toy: food
Favorite Food: hot dogs (not my fault and i dont give them to her but her dad does!)
Favorite Walk: walk?? the only walking she does is outside to poop then back inside
Best Tricks: perking her ears up and looking like the Flying Nun
Arrival Story: my boyfriend was displaced by Hurricane Katrina so i took the dogs "temporarily".. since he works offshore and i've fallen in love with both him and the dogs, no need for them to go back right now
apparantly we've got some weirdos who like doing horrible things to dogs and are willing to pay mommies, and i guess my mom is hard up for cash because she took us.
they call them "groomers" or some such nonsense. hmph.. groomers my butt. SPEAKING of my butt, you won't BELIEVE what they did to it! i mean, i understand (sorta) when the vet has to clean out my anal glands but he's a doctor... thats his job.. these girls must just be weird.
and they put me in a bathtub and washed me... without even asking i might add. how do they even know what i like to smell like, eh??? and my nails were just getting long like i like them.
but the kicker of it all... the most humiliating of it all.. they put this CHEESY smiley-face bandana around my neck and i cant get it off. now you KNOW i dont do smiley-faces.... and mom isn't being much help.
so... Allison hogged my bed all weekend long. everytime i'd come inside, she was already on it and i'm NOT sleeping next to her. if i ever did get it before her, i would make sure i turned diagonal and stretched as far as i could to leave no space for her. and when we went to bed, mom brought my big bed and that old little one into the bedroom so i crawled onto my big bed. Allison had jumped up on mom's bed anyway so there wasnt even a fight.... but in the middle of the night, when dad took us out for a quick tinkle, i made it back to bed first and reclaimed my big bed while stupid Allison squirreled up into the little bed!! HA!
i dont know if she was trying to be a clown or what, but she looked ridiculous all scrunched up in that tiny bed.... i know she didnt think i was about to trade with her.. ha.. in this life!!!!