October 18th 2009 11:44 am
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I have complained in the past of that Do-Gooder Dog Pastor Max. Pastor Max often comes to Church and gives a sermon! Yes, he gives a Sermon to the Children during "Children's Time" before the Children are sent off to Children's Church, so the Parents can sit through the rest of Church in Peace for Dog's sake. Pastor Max, like most Pastors, has a variety of Tricks including Praying, in which he sits down, puts his front paws on a chair and then bows his head. Pastor Max even BARKS a resounding AMEN!
I never cared for the Sundays that Pastor Max Preached and Mom would come home and gush on and on to me "what a Good Boy" Pastor Max was, and how he let all the children come unto him and pet him.
Well. Today Mom happened to be standing at the post-service buffet line with the DAD of Pastor Max. Mom made an inquiry into how Pastor Max was spending his Sunday morning. It turns out Pastor Max was spending HIS Sunday morning in a CAGE. Er Crate. Whatever.
Pastor Max's Dad was quite willing to dish up the full dirt, fleas and all on Pastor Max. Pastor Max is NOT a Good Dog. In fact, just like Me, Mulligan, Pastor Max has Opposable Thumbs. Pastor Max can open the kitchen cabinets. Pastor Max eats non-food items. Pastor Max is destructive.
I suppose it is un-charitable of me, but I am thrilled to know that Pastor Max is NO Angel. Perhaps that is why he has had to learn to Pray.
Leave A Comment | 3 people already have We, too, are glad to hear that Pastor Max has paws of clay. So Pastor Max is just one of the boys uh!
I think I like him better, just knowing.
kirby Interesting what dirt you can dig up when given the opportunity!
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October 19th 2009 at 5:24 am