Mulli of the MidWest

Suburbia and Pork

Apparently my area of Suburbia did not qualify for any Economic Stimulus Money. Obviously the representatives for Suburbia must learn to Pull Pork! The denizens of my street took matters into their own recession-al hands and it was widely advertised that there was going to a Multi-Family Street Sale. How can this happen? Did ALL the families agree? I know for a fact that Mom would never agree to sell the street. Her Van is NOT an Off-road vehicle and she NEEDS the street in order to gain access to the Mulligan Compound. Oh, yeah, the more expensive houses in the subdivision behind us that use our street as an access road all have huge off-road SUVs, but not us. Would there still be bus service once the street was sold off? What would all the dogs living here along the street do all day? A major portion of a dog's life is to monitor activity "on the street." Pennie and I fairly live(d) our schedule by the school bus routes so we knew when to bark at all those nasty school children.

Anyhoo, Pennie accompanied Mom today to pick up Middle Lad from Taekwondo. It turns out that only the OTHER end of the Street was involved in the Multi-Family Street Sale. I do hope they don't expect to send their children all up to OUR bus stop or Pennie will go hoarse having to monitor all those children.

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Barked by: Kirby (Dogster Member)

September 21st 2009 at 9:37 am