Mulli of the MidWest

Reality Dogster

Anyone who is unfortunate enough to listen to the news these days has undoubtedly heard of the gossip surrounding the Reality TV show: "Jon and Kate Plus Eight." It seems that all the Reality in the Gosselin family life has taken it's toll and doom and disaster have been following the peaceful family Gosselins like the storm of pupperazzi they attract.

That has gotten my giant Mulli-brain thinking. Are we Dogsters doomed? Some of our diary entries are more Reality based than others. Will this cause our families to fall apart? Will Pennie suddenly go and have a sordid affair with Chewie, the Hound Dog across the street, and it will be all Mom's fault because of Reality Dogster? Does the constant pawing of pupperazzi on Dad's car window, begging Dad for bits of Mulligan hair, drive him to distraction, so that he will have to divorce Mom? What of Little Lad? Will he succumb to an early drug habit, due to the ill effects of growing up with a Famous Reality Dog, Me, Mulligan?

And furthermore, where is all the money made from Reality Dogster? Pawsonally, I have NEVER received one bit of Kibble more for all my diary entries; I am sure Mom has squandered it all.