Mulli of the MidWest

Who needs Wii Fit when there is Mullii Fit?

I am extremely disappointed in Mom's recent purchase of the Wii Fit. I have no objections to the Wii, itself. It serves to amuse the Lads, allowing Mom more time to serve my needs. I simply fail to see how the Wii Fit provides anything for Mom that I, Mullii can not provide for her.

The Wii Fit program is centered around Four Key Concepts which the Mullii Fit can easily match.

Yoga: Sleeping in bed with me, as I move about during the night, and change the positions of my healing vapors, a person naturally strikes EVERY YOGA pose.

Aerobics: The key to the Mullii Fit program, going on a walk, with Me, Mulligan, is an intense Aerobic workout. I insist on a fast pace. Achieving the Target Heart Rate is NOT an issue as I race from side to side of the sidewalk.

Strength Training: While going on a walk with me, I pull on the leash with tremendous force, require upper body, lower body, and core body strength. In addition, I often jump into the car just before Mom goes on an errand and become an immovable force. Mom must then attempt to push, pull, and drag me from the mini-van, which of course is part of the Strength Training Program.

Balance Games: There is an endless variety of Balance Games in the Mullii Fit program. Climbing out of bed in the dark, in the middle of the night and NOT disturbing me. Carrying a food item to the table with one hand while fending off a four-foot high jumping Mulligan with the other hand and arm and one outstretched leg. Attempting to maintain stability while walking with me and I see another dog. This exercises upper body, lower body and core strength. It also exercises balance as Mom attempts to not topple over to the ground as I attempt to forociously attack a passing dog.

Another aspect of the Wii Fit program is it's Positive Feedback. The Mullii Fit Program also provides Positive Feedback. After a walk in which I have not bitten anyone, or attacked another dog, there is the Positive Feedback that a Law Suit has been avoided. Of course I myself am quite affectionate, providing frequent hugs, slobbery kisses, and I talk upon a variety of subjects. Unlike the Wii Fit, which keeps track of the Body Mass Index, I do not comment about Butt Size, Waist Size and indeed, am quite happy to go get a Super Deluxe Sized Value Meal from a Fast Food Establishment of YOUR Choice.

Yes, there is NO need for a Wii Fit with a Mullii Fit in one's life.