December 5th 2007 4:37 pm
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The Middle Lad is practicing for a Piano Recital this weekend. We do not have a "real" piano. Mom and Dad would not shell out the cash for that. The piano salesman, who happens to be a neighbor, sold them a very nice Electronic Piano with Real Weighted Keys and the Correct Feel. Whatever. Anyway, the lad often likes to explore the other features.

He is practicing hymns for his recital and is playing them on the "Organ" mode. Great sepulchral tones of melancholy chords are reverberating throughout the house. I cannot help but howl along. It is forcing my very soul to think upon it's utter shamelessness and past misdeeds. Oh, I have been a very bad dog. My soul is in dire agony as I think of my utter naughtiness.

Perhaps I shall go chew through the plug.