Visitors from Ireland

Mom tells me that we are gonna have a plane load of people from Ireland in a few months. Should be very interesting.

She's planning a huge party...on the phone day and night, talking to all kind of people about food, dress, travel. Sounds like a big friggin headache to me. But whatever. I am looking forward to all the tidbits people will be handing me ;0) yum yum for my tum.

Oh speaking of tummies- my ever so fat Bro. He is on a diet! The doc. said he needs to lose the poundage around the mid-section. He's on the 22-40lbs frontline meds. Otis is heavy. Sometimes he tries to lay on me when we are watching TV. I let fattie know that it's not okay. He calls me skinny bone jack. Oh well.

And yes, it' that time of the year whnethose 2 go nuts over the weather. Apparently the mountains have been blanketed with that freezin' cold white stuff. They tried to get me to go up NOrth again...but I hid under the bed...
okay better for cause some trouble.

Hasta la vista

So we say good bye to summer

It's been a while since i last wrote. Mommy has been busy away in Ireland, DC, planning her wedding blah blah blah, yadda yadda...no time for Jacl :P

Tell you it's crazy here. Now she's had this lady come over last night, and wants her to walk me. Okay so what happened to family bonding time. Now they are too lazy to walk me up the dang street. Whats this world coming too!

Eddie at work is driving me crazy as well. He's got some crazy notion about going retail, and can tell mommy is just spinning round & round & round.

Nothing new to tell so will have to sign off for now, well be back in a few.

ciao for now.

jack

Finally a flash light!

Last weekend we went to Sycamore cove, mom was complaining that it was cold, but no snow, Mammoth pangs, blah blah blah- headache.

It's actually a great drive ( When alone) Fatso was with us, and per usual he hogged up all the window and the back seat. Sometimes I really wonder about him. He acts as though he never gets out! He even slobbers now. It's really gross. I found a a white phelmy thing covered in sand in my water bowl...I refused to drink water after that. So anyway, we are at the beach, scampering, peeing, escaping tidal waves, and hurricanes ...it was a blast. Then dad blinded us with this huge rock in a blue box!

Mom was screaming and Otis and I jumped to defense barking in unison. She was attacking Dad it looked like. I was really confused. Then she picked me up and wanted a photo. Sometimes they are so excitable! I haven't the foggiest!

Now she's got this blinking orb on her finger- I just want to eat it cuz everytime she comes closer, I think it's the sun, and I'm going blind. She squeals about it, and puts in on when we go out. so I guess dad finally got her that flash light she's been bugging him about. So our walks at night will be well lit.

Home sweet home !

There's no place like home!!!!

Seems as though everyone has been away from home. My human counter parts dashed off to some far away locale- Dad's home country of Ireland- It's where all the Leperchauns roam, and there's large Pots of Gold at the end of Rainbows...Toni told me all about it. Mom brought back some great photos of Shamrocks and green, green fields. Oh I'd love to run and pee on all of them. :)

I spent my time with my Brute of a brother Otis. He is 3x heavier then me now. He did well by eating all my food during my stay. Mr. vacuum cleaner! He eats lint off the carpet! Sometimes he is not too bright, its that Bichon in him. I am embarrassed to call him brother...

The Kids from the OC were around a lot as well. And typical bubble gums and jelly belly's trailing behind them. Well the Holiday break was nice and all, but I am soooo happy to be back at my home sweet home. We do need a large bed. I must remind them!

And I am never letting those two out of my sight again....

Must keep vigil,

Jacky-Poo

It's that time of the year!!!!

The snow has come to California. The two are going nuts again. Digging out gloves, googles, sunscreens, knee braces...It's a wonder that they are able to walk with all the knee ops and crutches.

This is the time of the year where I get dumped with the Kids from the OC. Last weekend I was there for like 5 nights...have mercy on me!!! We got to hang out in the garage- me and Fatso. At least they gave me some stew- yum yum for my tum tum :)

Perhaps I should make another journey to the land up north...maybe the freezing air and the icy roads will grow on me. I doubt it!!!!! I am a soCal dog :) Christmas is in the air PRESENTS.

My first 5K

So I ran my heart out yesterday morning!!!!

At first I was wondering why the kids were here stinking up the house like bubble gums and lollipops again! And why we were up sooo early on a Sunday. God knows I have to yank the two lazies(mom and dad) out of bed.
I ran my very first 5K. It was to help save my fellow canines and ...cats too...blahhhhh phfft.

We ran around the Rose Bowl in Pasadena and let me tell you, it took forever!!!! The kids from OC-Madeleine and Dylan joined in the race and they lagged big time. Daddy had to carry both on his shoulder. Dylan pooped out a mile into the race.

There were dogs all over the place. We went crazy. It was a frenzy, a good kind! Dogs in customes and stuff. My team raised about 600.00 + 180 that is coming in tonight. It looks like a lot if money was raised for the cause. It was called Race for the Rescues. We are to run again, perhaps they want to leave the kids down in OC- where they belong. Enough with them raining on my parade. Besides the boy Dylan, he snores!

Very Bad Hair day!

Recently Mom and I went to Bark Williams in Santa Monica. Don't go there. My hair looks like some rats chewed on it. The groomer must have fallen asleep when he was trimming my hair cuz I look like a white fluffy rhodedsian ridgeback...Pretty damn bad man. Mom had to cut more hair out of my eyes and my ears are lop sided. If I were a girl I would have locked myself in the bathroom.

We are not too worried, cuz it'll grow back. Daddy is really upset. I am happy to be cooler, and short is good for now.

Fatso stayed the weekend and took a crap on the carpet again....after a long 45 minute walk. That must be from the ding bat(bichon) side of the family. Hello Macfly, crap on the grass. It's more fun when everyone outside is watching you hunched over. I love making that straining face with my back humped over, people think I am in pain. Hehehehe. I like a good show.

Some people moved in next door, daddy says they must not have jobs...they moved in at 1.00am and woke up the whole building...talk about being an airhead. Or they must be from like Hollywood, cuz everything is about them. Hollywood sux.

Jack

Where's the A/C

So it looks like we have a heat wave. It was like 120 in the Valley! Thank god we don't live...the fools!!! Hahaha...Poor saps. It was hot in the westside as well over the weekend. I wouldn't know cuz I got stashed down in the OC with Fattie/baldy( he got a hair cut, actually buzzed-teeeheehee). It was hot there as well. Thank goodness for A/C though :) Gotta love that gadget- loud noise, cost a lot, but blows in good air.

Mommy told me that Fattie tried to climb in the fridge the other day to cool down. Auntie Sharon almost closed the door on him. I think Otis would have loved that. Sometimes I wonder if we are really related. I am sooo refined- Jack the Bichon-Poo and Otis is a slob and a brute. But I looove wrestling with him. He is my bro and I do love the hairy monster.

Dylan and Madeleine came over the other day. Slumber party mommy called it- more like screaming zoo! Only 2 kids, but swear they were on some strange drug. It's like a tornado when they are here. I got dizzy watching them run all over. Daddy was out of breathe chasing after them as well. We all had a blast.

Tootles

Jack

I'mmmm meltingggg

OMG!!!!

I miss the freezing cold. The ground is burning up, and I may take up peeing and pooping indoors cuz ma and me almost became Fried Chickens just now. You should have seen the steam coming out of my lil' paws, and the ground sizzle when I peed :) Even the blades of grass have welted into limpy noodles. So sad. Must talk to the head honcho and tell he or she being to give us some relief.

I must rest now, all this typing is making me sweat.

Oh and I saw Otis, he's got some B.O. issues. I hope he takes care of that. He told me that he's not gonna shower until 2 weeks from now when we go to my stylist. He's such a brute! Stinky I call him. If he smells that bad, he's NOT coming over. okay so perhaps we can have a snow storm soon.

bye bye

jack

The SpotBot

They bought this thing called a SpotBot for me. The two ding dongs said it was my birthday present. It makes a great ugly noise! How can I want it. I haven't used it, but I have seen them use it. Then mommy puts her nose to the carpet and smiles. Weird, People are weird. They try to mask my scent with stinky chemicals...helloooooo. I must go and poop and pee on that spot again. Perhaps a sneaky little suprise to wake up too :) SpotBot my butt.

The big guy- poppi, is learning how to walk again. He seems to be wobble and leaning on something. Obviously his weekend drinking binge has done it. Or perhaps he is so devasted cuz he is like last in the World Cup pool. Only he'd listen to me- Jack the perfect little Bichon-poo, he'd be on the top. Well. e-gads I need a nap. All this yapping has got me tired.

I hear that there is a BBQ this weekend. Should be fun. Looking forward to spreading my scent else where. This little apartment is no match for me- Jack -the Bichon-poo.

hasta manana
jack