May 22nd 2006 8:36 pm
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Holy Moly pup pals!

Man, my life is so hard! I mean, PLEASE! What do these humans think I am?

I know that secretly, deep down inside my furry little body, that I am really a human. For dog's sake, I know that I have 4 legs, a tail and stuff, but why is it that I can do the following??

1. Sit in the lounge chair just like mum and watch the news?

2. Want to sleep in a soft warm bed, UNDER the blankets. Do you see "THEM" sleeping on the floor? Fair enough, when they go camping they do, (cept for my mum) but every single night?

3. Eat from a bowl on the floor? Geez, like to see what happens if I made THEM do that!!!

4. Sit in the back seat of the car and just enjoy the wind in my face? I know that if THEY could drool and slobber everywhere THEY would. THEY are just bound by "manners". To boot with manners. If you are gunna enjoy yourself, then just enjoy yourself!!!! Let yourself go folks! Hang it out!!!!! Be free!!!

5. When THEY go to the doctor, does he take THEIR temperature like he takes mine? NO WAY! I'm sure there is some sort of law which prevents that kind of abuse!!!

Of course, the list could go on and on, but, "Ladies and Gentleman of the doggy jury, I rest my case".

I know that you all agree with me, because each one of us is called "my furry daughter/son" so I wish they'd make their minds up!!!! One minute we're a dog, next we're their child.

And thanks for the emails yesterday regarding the whole Cyclone Larry thing! It's nice to know my pup pals care about me!

Licks and sniffs,

WOOF!!!!