Ohhh here was a thought!!!!

I was thinking about this, as I was scouting the carpet and floors... My Dad is on the Atkins diet!!!! I have no idea who Atkins is but I think I like him. Ohhhhh if I could be on it. That would be wonderful, just think all the steak and meat I can eat. I would just eat to my hearts content. BUT, I sit and watch Daddy eating and if he goes to give me some MOM says NO! BUT I just don't understand..... If it's good for Dad why NOT for ME? Steak, eggs, cheese, butter. I love all that stuff and from what I hear Mom and Dad saying, he can eat all he wants and he is really losing a lot of weight, so why not me? They just laugh and say "sorry Pup". I am still going to plead my case here. In the mean time I will just sit and drool as Daddy eats. HA!

day 19!!! of my torturous diet

Ok, I have the strength to write a little to all you caring pups out there. Well, really I am feeling better. I have been able to run more then I used to. This helps me when I see a crumb fall on the floor, as usually one of my brothers get to it first. Now I am able to get there (sometimes) before them. This makes Mom laugh, woof... glad someone here is laughing! I dont feel like Im starving anymore, ohhhhh yeah I do!!!who am I kidding. Mom says I am losing weight and that makes her happy, (at least someone is happy huh?) Mom says I am whining too much but, I will keep "whining" till I get MORE food!!! woof woof.... I get more food these days, it is DIET food!I dont call that real food. Oh the shame of it all. Gunner is always running around me with a biscuit in his mouth, just teasing me, he will put it down on the floor and when I get to it he grabs it and runs..... If I lose just a little more of this weight I really think I will be able to get to it before he does, so I will keep trying.
Well, I am going to scout around and see if anyone dropped a morsel of food on the carpet. Poor me,, woof woof to all my pals out there... Aki

day 12 of my DIET thing

Sorry I havent written sooner, but I have been so weak. I just dont know if I can handle anymore of this mistreatment. Mom keeps calling it "good for me" I say it's killen me. She says I look like I might have lost a few pounds, whatever that is. I just think Mom has lost her mind. She walks me around even when I say I dont want to, she has my brothers turning against me too... When she MAKES me walk around, they run all around me woofing and howling at me. I see them eating all the dinner in their bowls and looking at me smiling cause I cant get any from them. Mom says we all get the same amount but Im not as full as I used to be, hummmm I think Im being robbed. The one thing that has changed is Mom is giving ME more hugs and kisses lately, she says she feels bad for me so maybe this diet thing isnt that bad after all. Well, it smells like maybe my human brother has a cookie and I know he will share it if I look at him long enough and drool. Ok, gotta go before he eats it all. bye bye

day 2 of my diet

Ok! Everyone seems to think it's funny that I'm starving to death!!!!! Everyone but ME! I don't think I am going to make it, is this dog abuse? Instead of the normal one serving and my 2 brothers servings I got.... are you ready for this????? I got 1, one thats one! serving! I just dont think I will survive. NOW, Mom says I have to exercise... WHAT???? That means run around take walks things like that, at least thats what Mom says it is. Oh, my aching bones. I walked across the whole back yard twice! Now I am starving, Mom says it's not time to eat yet, whats up with that?
Well, I am going to go lay down and rest, you never know these days what horror Mom might come up with next. I really think she is torturing me, just for the fun of it, she calls it love. Hahahahahaha. Yeah right. Well till tomorrow, if I make it....

Mom says I have to go on a DIET!!!!

I don't really understand this diet thing but, don't sound like I'm going to like it. Mom says I eat too much and I'm fat! ME!!!! FAT!!!!! Well, now I'm insulted. Whats a wolf/dog to do? I eat, sleep, bark and run. Well, I run once in a while, not too often I dont see a need for it, have no where to go that fast. I think I need some extra insulation for the winter, I do live in Florida and its COLD here ya know.
I think Mom has been watching the biggest loser too much, she's dying to put someone on a diet and it happens to be ME! NOT Ranger, Not Gunner.. ME! Mom says it will be better for me, says my weight is too much for my legs to carry, she might be kind of right there, it is getting harder for me to walk or even get up for that matter. It's not fair I tell ya, well I know my brothers will share their extra food with me.
Oh Mom says it's dinner time right now so I gotta go see what she has for me. I will tell you more about it tomorrow. Night night....