April 27th 2007 12:16 pm
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I was getting excited, Mommy kept telling me we were going on a long ride to see Aunt Faunn. I love bye bye trips, and I had such a good vacation in Canada so I was excited. But this time, no boat rides, no hiking, no going to watch bears. Instead, Mommy and Daddy thought it would be fun to show me the ocean. Hey, I remember what happened at the lake last summer, so I was prepared! No way was I going to walk up to that big tub of water! And it made a loud noise that I didn't like, and the water kept running toward me! It was so frightening! Mommy said she just wanted me to experience it. Ok, enough already! Those experiences I don't want.

Another day they left me all day to go somewhere I couldn't go. This lady came in who I had never seen before and said Aunt Faunn told her to come and let me out! How do I know that was true? I ran and ran and wouldn't let her catch me. I barked, showed my teeth (even though I would be too afraid to bite, but she didn't know that)! I put on my most ferocious act and she was afraid to touch me. I guess I showed her! She called on the phone and tattletailed to aunt Faunn who told my daddy and they said to just leave me be! Ha! So there, red-headed mean lady! But I heard later that she was telling all her friends that my name should be Kujo!

I loved being with my aunt Faunn, but we came back home and it was good to get on my own Mommy and Daddy's bed again. Alas, vacations are so tireing!