UN-REAL!!!!!!!!

Again!!! Apparently I am going to be a diary pick every weekend from now on!!! Mom needs to get a little dog a laptop for God's sake!!!! Anyways, thanks everyone for the well-wishes and such, I didn't mean to seem snobbish. It is all my mom's fault!! Jarvis and I were diary picks on the same day and you know what?? I think me, him, Sunny and the lady of his choice should start hanging out at "The Ivy" and acting like the papparazzi bother us. When we leave the restaurant we'll say "Can't we just have some privacy??? We're just like normal people, we want to eat in peace!" And then I'll get in a fight with a photographer because he got too close to Sunny and a picture of me coming at the photog will be splashed across the internet!!! Good times. In other news, my mom's aunt, the one that adopted me and then gave me to mom when she discovered that she couldn't stand me passed away last week. The funeral was Friday. Mom didn't let me attend. Not because I wasn't allowed within 500 yards of my ex-family, but because I was sick. Yes, mom's poor little baby boy was sick. I was throwing up on Friday and I was very lethargic. Mom was very worried about me. As a matter of fact, we had a pajama party Friday night. I stold Grandma's couch, mom slept on the chaisse loung next to me and grandma slept on a recliner in the living room. She usually sleeps on the couch that I was on but the baby was sick and she didn't want to make him move. Folks, I loved it!!! We should have a PJ party EVERY weekend. I bounced the idea off of mom and grandma and they didn't go for it. Mom felt so bad for me that on Saturday and again on Sunday she made me oatmeal and spoon fed it to me in the morning. Then she pet my little head and told me what a good boy I was. I feel better now, I think I just needed a little motherly love! Anywhoo, gotta go, lots of claims today!! PEACE

By the way

I don't think it's a just a coincidence that the word diet starts with D-I-E

Day 8, good news

I got a package in the mail today from my great pal Bodhi. Mom said "Open it Lou". She's REAL nosy so I went in the other room to open it, and I'm glad I did. There was a beautiful pillowcase with McDonald's characters on it, inside the pillowcase there was a lovely picture of the Blaner Pack and get this, a McDonald's gift card!!!! A dream come true for a little dog who's been denied his Happy Meals for 8 WHOLE DAYS!!!!! So I pocket the gift card just in time for mom to come in the kitchen and say "What was in there, Lou?" I show her the pillowcase and say "Look, it's a lovely pillowcase and a picture of the pack." "Can I read the letter that came with it?", she asked. "No" I told her, "that's private, guy stuff between me and Bodhi." Miss Nosy says "What kind of guy stuff?" I say, "You know, guy stuff, stuff you shouldn't be talking to your mom about." She persisted so I had to tear the letter into little pieces and eat it!!! "Why would you do that?" she asks. "Because you just can't mind your own business, lady!!! I know the second I fall asleep you would try to read my letter." Anyways, I have a jar full of coins, enough coins to get a cab. I'm going to tell mom that I'm going to the gym to work out, because, as you know, I am dieting. She'll be thrilled that I'm taking an active role in my diet, she'll let me go. Sucker!!!! I'll be the little dog at the McDonald's drive-thru in the back of the cab!!!!! Thanks Bodhi and Pack!!!!!!!

Welcome to the new edition of 2009 get to know your pals.... Copy this diary entry and paste into your diary and delete my answers - then you can fill in your own.. We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette to 4 pals and ask them to post in their diary!!!!

1. What color is your collar?
It's blue with gold sun, moon and stars on it. Mom thinks it's cute, I wanted black with spikes.

2. What kind of food do you eat?
Whatever I can get my paws on

3. What are your favorite treats?
Chorizo beans, summer sausage, flan, hamburgers...too many to name them all!
4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other??
My sweet Sunny Lee (blush, giggle)



5. Do you get Table Scraps?
Yes, although they've been lacking lately


6. What is your favorite toy?
My blue squeaky ball with the paw prints on it, Foxy (a fox Skinneez)

7. When is your Birthday?
May 20, 1999. Mark your calenders!!

8. How many times a day do you get to eat?
I don't know because these people I live with are starving me

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Not really, but I like white dogs with pink collars!

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
OF Course!!

Day 7

Diet..........day 7........Well, my tummy feels better but now I'm back to dieting. I hustled a few bites of a sandwich out of grandma and 2 bites of taco from mom last night but that's really about it. I'm getting weak and dizzy again. Last night mom put me in the yard and waited for me at the side door. She heard my "I see an animal" growl (low and rumbly). She thought "Uh oh" and came out to see what I was after. Well, there was a bunny running back and forth in MY yard. He needed to be taught a lesson. But in my weakened state and with the ice that had built up on the snow it made it a little treacherous for me to get to the bunny. I was trying though, walking as quick as you can when you're on ice. Anyways, mom saw what was happening and she said "Get in this house, NOW" I ignored her at first and kept heading towards my little rodent friend. Then she said "LOUIS!!! NOW!!" and I knew she meant business so I headed in the house. I told her "Mom, I was just going to go help him over the fence. Then you came out and starting your little hissy fit and scared him." Know what she said to me??? "Shut up Lou." Just wait, there will be a nice slow train rolling by and guess what she'll see? Me, in the caboose waving goodbye!! That'll show her. PEACE

Day 6

Diet......day 6. What do you get when you're on a diet and you eat a taco, potato salad, spinach dip, cheese, sausage, a cookie and some cake??? A belly ache, that's what! And now the starvation continues. I would have hopped a train this morning to head to PA but my belly feels jumbly.

My name

Dipsy Gizzard-chunks.......that's me...........and it sounds delish!!!

Day 4

Diet..........day 4............tried to run.........snow too deep..........old man caught me...........brought me in house...........2 bites of spaghetti.........cheese laced with allergy meds...........sleepy.........hold on Sunny.............I'm coming

Day 3

Diet..........day 3........a few bites of chicken........a carrot..........and (gag) dog food. Planning my escape.......must build strength........will run when the old man lets me out.............need...........train..........schedule...... .....to PA

Day 2

Diet......day 2..........ribs protruding........dry mouth..........hallucinating............pork chops.......dancing past chaisse lounge.........must........get.........food..............tel l Sunny..........I love......her.