March 10th 2009 11:34 am
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Again with the spankings!!!! I've just about had it with mom. You try to help that broad and what do you get? A spanking, an in public no less!!! Last night I was waiting for my mom to come home from Jared's concert. It was like, 9:00, so in my opinion she was officially late. I began to worry. Grandpa took me outside and waited by the side door for me. As I was heading back to the house what do I see?? Mom, pulling up across the street. She looked like she was having a little trouble parking her truck in the spot she was angling into so I thought I should go out there and tell her how much room she had to back up before hitting the car behind her. I ran past grandpa because I knew he would stop me and I was sure he didn't see what was going on in front of the house. Mom was backing into her parking spot and who should she see next to the car giving her a big "Atta girl", ME!! She jumped out of the car and said "LOUIE". "Uh oh, that's not her happy voice," I thought. So I ran around to Uncle Dave's side of the truck and hid behind him because I could sense trouble a-brewin'. She came around the truck and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? I ALMOST HIT YOU WITH THE CAR!!!!!!" And then she grabbed me by the scruff of my neck and said "Get in that house!!" And here's where it gets bad, she spanked my butt. And for all the world to see. She was probably upset that she DIDN'T hit me with the truck, that would have taught me a lesson, huh? She was mad because I foiled her plan. I don't believe for one second that she almost had a heart attack when she saw me in the street next to the car. And I think she had to go upstairs for a few minutes when we got in the house to laugh about beating me, not because she had to calm herself down. And if that don't beat all, she didn't give me a treat when I came in the house. Everybody knows The Lou gets a treat when he comes in the house. What's the matter with her anyways!???