January 27th 2006 9:33 am
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Good news, last night mom and dad had pizza and guess what?? I got a piece with a breadstick too!!! DELICIOUS. I think mom must have felt guilty because she "accidentally" kicked me in the nose. If she wouldn't put up that stupid baby gate to keep me out of the bedrooms she wouldn't have to step over it and she wouldn't have kicked me. I think the pizza was hush money so I wouldn't call the ASPCA on her. She's lucky I don't think I could live with anyone else because I would've called! Anyways, I have to go, mom should be home for lunch soon and I have to practice my sad puppy eyes for when she tries to put me outside.