You don't Poop on Princess!

So today, I am outside walking around, sniffing things that need to be sniffed, barking at things that need to be barked at, simply minding my own business, when all of a sudden I hear a honking noise from the heavens. It sounded like a Canadian Goose and so mom, Tot, and I looked up and saw a group of Canadian Geese that were flying pretty low to the ground and the one goose in the flock just kept on honking as they were about to fly over us! We stared in total awe and were all captivated by their beauty until one decided that I would make a good toilet! Yes, I said TOILET! I KNOW! The goose literally aimed for me! Can you believe it? It hit the ground inches away from me and made the biggest SPLAT sound you've ever heard! I even jumped, it practically scared the poop outta me! Oh my goodness, that totally freaked me out! And let me tell you, those Canadian geese have GIGANTOR liquidy #2's! EWWWWWWWWW! *gagging* Tot kept laughing it up and she teased me all the way home! The next time we go outside, I am gonna strap a bulls eye target on Tot's jacket and hope that we encounter another pesky goose that has better aim than the last one! Revenge will be mine!

I don't think that I care much for Canadian geese now that one tried to poop on me - I mean, I'm a princess, and you DON'T poop on princess! There's just some things that you don't do! The nerve! *steam coming out of ears*

Out,

Kiki Baby

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