February 17th 2006 2:21 pm
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So maybe I'm not a superstar puppy athlete like my sister Hanalei, but I'm a ham! I'm so much of a ham in fact that my parents actually roll their eyes at me, can you believe the audacity? When we have guests that come over to visit, I bark at them endlessly then I lay on my back at their feet waiting, waiting, waiting, ummm hello I'm down here, waiting, waiting, then........ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the belly rub!
When my house guests sit down, I am on their lap faster than a jack rabbit on a date, and I refuse to ever get off their lap. Why wouldn't they not want me on their lap anyways? If they are not giving me what I feel is an appropriate amount of attention, I'm not afraid to let them know and they will suffer the consequences by being licked to death.

Future house guests.... you have been warned.

Yours Truly,
Kiki