cat toys

So I just thought I should warn all you dogs out there, stay away from cat toys! I think the cats are out to get us.
I have lived with cats since being with my new family. We have 5 cats. They have lots of toys like us dogs, and I always see them laying around. I usually leave them alone, cause they are too small. I didn't mean to, but I picked one up that's been in our home for about 2 years. It's a red and green solid felt ball. I accidently swallowed it. I scared my family very badly. They had to take me to a doggie hospital that is open at night, cause I was throwing up and very thirsty. They didn't know I had swallowed the toy. I was scared to tell them, I thought they'd get mad.
Mommy left me at the nite time hospital and they gave me lots of water stuff in my leg. It helped some, but I still felt really bad. They took a picture of my insides, but couldn't see the toy. The next morning I went to Mommy's work. (It's a doggie hosptial, too.) They took more pictures of my insides, next thing you know, Mommy's crying on me. I can't do anything to comfort her, cause I feel so bad, and can hardly move. They gave me more stuff in my leg, and I feel asleep. When I woke up I had a big cut down my belly, and my insides hurt REALLY bad!
I had to stay at the night hospital again the next night. But when Mommy came to get me the next day I felt much better. I couldn't wait to eat!!! She only let me eat small meals at first, but now that I feel better, she seems better. This is the 4th day since my surgery, and other than some soreness, I feel like a new dog.
Funny thing though, I can't find any cat toys in the house anywhere! The cats keep looking at me really mean like, and saying it's my fault. So stay away from there toys.