FB's Free Thought of the Day

Two Dinners are Better than One

I executed the "double dog dinner" perfectly yesterday:

* Mommy left all 4 dog bowls filled with food on the kitchen counter..... but I was in my crate.

* Then the dog-sitter came over and let us outside.

* He had to wipe our paws because it was muddy outside; I went first....

* ....which meant I was also first in the house.

* While the other dogs were getting wiped, I made my move; luckily I am an expert counter-surfer, so even though the bowls were pushed back, I managed to snag Enkidu's.

* Then I took Enkidu's bowl into the dining room so as not to arose suspicion. One dinner down....

* When the dog-sitter came into the kitchen with the other doggies, I waited patiently by my bowl.

* My bowl was still there and labeled with my name, so he gave it to me! Ah, second dinner....

* By the time the dog-sitter realized he was missing a bowl, it was too late.

Mission accomplished!