Why is Gilligan so Special?

Today is Gilligan's 10th birthday. He better wait until my birthday--I won't even let him listen when momma sings happy birthday to me! I am most annoyed that he got an extra greenie. GREENIE! Those are my favorite treats--he likes smoked sausage better! Why didn't mom give him that!! On my birthday I better get an extra greenie too! If he wasn't the alpha dog today, I would tell him what for. I think later I will pick a fight with him (in jest, of course) to make him chase me til he gets tired. That will show him and his extra greenie...