Munch


American Staffordshire Terrier/Labrador Retriever
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Home:Nassau, New Providence, Bahamas  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 17 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 51-100 lbs

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   Leave a bone for Munch

Nicknames:
Chito, Bandino, Munchkin, Munchie, Handsome

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
sleepyenergetic
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
anxiouscalm
 

Birthday:
May 5th 1997

Likes:
Riding motorcycles & jetskis, hanging out the car window, air conditioning, women, his true love Cocoa, peeing on things, squeakers, unwrapping presents, Mom

Pet-Peeves:
Big dogs with balls, fleas, when Dad raises his voice, Huskies & ChowChows, men in hats, stinky crazy people

Favorite Toy:
Stuffed animals that squeak or squeal when chewed upon, talking , quacking, mooing toys

Favorite Food:
chicken, bones, corned beef, corn muffins, sashimi (i.e. raw fish), Dairy Queen

Favorite Walk:
the beach, the field, another beach, wherever you take me, by Mom's side

Best Tricks:
I don't do tricks. OK, I might sit when you tell me to if there is food involved. Also I have perfected the "hambone" - rollover onto my back to beg for things

Arrival Story:
Back in LA, when our old dog was hit by a car, a neighbor brought him down the street in a little Easter basket at 4 weeks old. We tried naming him El Diablo. It didn't stick. He was just a little Munchkin. He became more of a diablo later on.

Bio:
Proud father of 17 puppies (2 of which live at home). Chito's quite the ladies' man & a benevolent pack leader. Born in Venice Beach, CA, he possesses psychic powers & smells absolutely wonderful.

Forums Motto:
All toys belong to Chito.

The Groups I'm In:
"DOGSTERHOLICS", ★PLANET PAWLLYWOOD★, ♥ The Pet Poetry Group ♥, ****Staffies & Bullie breeds forever****, Bully Ed 101, For the Love of Bullies, Bullies are Good Dogs, Canine-Americans for Obama, Cesar's Dogster Pack, Jodidogs Support, No Breed is a Bad Breed, Smile!, Top Terriers

The Last Forum I Posted In:
What did Santa-Paws bring you???

I've Been On Dogster Since:
March 25th 2004 More than 10 years!

I Was In The:
Dogster's 2006 Holiday Picture Party!

2006 Valentine's Day Party!
♥Mom♥ 2005 Mother's Day Stroll!

2004-2005 Holiday
Picture Party
!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
21356


Meet my family
PetieSweet T'ingMamadogWhyllie
RastaElvisHopeGabbie

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To Know Me Is To Love Me


Today's my birthday!

May 5th 2009 5:57 am
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Dododododododo, today's my birthday. Happy Birthday to ME!
I am fourteen. That's 14, as in 14 years old today!!!
And feeling fine! And still handsome (according to Mom).
The secret to my longevity is love sweet love, plenty of snacks, fresh ice water from the fridge, weekend romps at the beach and sleeping on the pillow in the bed with my Mom and Dad every night. I am very well LOVED. Dad promised to buy me a steak tonight.
It is the Cinco de Mayo and it's my birthday. I feel like celebrating. Will you come to my party?

 

GAME

February 9th 2009 12:20 pm
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Quiz game time! Ooh, ooh, I know, I know the answer! Pick me! I studied all night for this.

1. What color is your collar? It's leather!

2. What kind of food do you eat?
Pedigree - different flavors, but real chicken is my favorite dish

3. What are your favorite treats? Milk bones and Vanilla Wafers and pig ears

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other?? Yes, my sweet Cocoa but she lives very, very far away... Other than that, my Mom is my love and visa versa.

5. Do you get Table Scraps? All the time. We are spoiled and Mom and Dad are suckers for the begging look we pull.

6. What is your favorite toy? I have a big, and I mean BIG laundry hamper FULL, yes full to over-flowing with my toys. They are mainly squeakers and my favorite is the last one I got or the next one Mom gives me.

7. When is your Birthday? May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. I will be 14!

8. How many times a day do you get to eat? We get a snack for breakfast and then dinner is about 4pm and then sometimes some of what the humans are eating later on.

9. Do you have a favorite color? I look very dashing in red or royal blue.

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary? I sure hope so!


I have tagged:

Osita Mamachita
Kramer
Brewski
Squeek
Ellie

 

GONE!

August 8th 2008 8:40 am
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My nuts are missing! OMD, I woke up in a cage at the vet with a dull ache you know where. Someone musta' stole 'em. That's what I get fur falling asleep in a strange place! The world ain't safe, I'm telling you. I searched everywhere. They weren't where I usually keep 'em. The bag was empty!
On top of shock of this tragic discovery I then suffered supreme indignity at the hands of the cops when the officer laughed--LAUGHED, when I tried to file a police report to put out an APB for them. What's so funny? You wouldn't think it was humorous if it happened to you, Mister!
OK, so I'm a little past my prime (13 and counting) and my sex life I admit was non-existant anyway but this could take some getting used to. Boy they weren't kidding when they said, "Use it or lose it". Hey, maybe I'll run an ad in the paper in case someone finds them? Hmmm, how should I put this? "LOST. Family Jewels. Antique set. Sentimental value only. No questions asked. Big box of Milkbones is your reward for their safe return."
You see, it all started because I was having a minor medical problem. No big deal--a little piddling here and there indoors, by mistake I tell you. Normally I 'm housebroken of course but what's a few drops of pee? It mops up, you know. Mom got worried I had a urinary infection because I wee-weed on her lap and I didn't even notice I was going. Oops.
So Dad took me in for a consultation. Geez, how embarrassing. My privates weren't so private anymore. The doctor put his finger, HIS FINGER, up my... oh never mind. Anyhoo, da Doc told me it was my prostate and that's pretty common in gents my age. I'm thinking they're gonna give me some little blue pills and I'll be good to go. But NO! Next thing you know I'm groggy as heck and my days as a chick magnet are history, baby. The fat lady is singing loudly and right now I hate this song. I guess that means it's over an' I gotta face the music. Forget my dreams of stud fees and bitches...

Don't worry about the Munch. I may be handicapped--a double amputee in a way but I'll survive. I can still walk. Heck, I can run even, or swim. I can still eat; I can bark and sleep and kill a squeak toy. My Mom still loves me, at least or so she says. I'm the love of her life. The man of her dreams. The best dog in the whole wide world. Honest, she says it all the time!
Just don't give me any sh_t 'cuz grandpa or not, I can still kick your ass!

 
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