April 1st 2008 7:20 am
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Awwww WoooOOOOooooOOOOoooo
Awwwww WooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOO

Don’t that noise makes the hair stands up on yer neck? It sure does mine!!! When mom got home last night after feedin us nutritious delishush dinner and makin us poop outside, the tornado sirens went off in our neighborhood.

Awwww WoooooOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!

I howled, encouraging Annie and Java to howl with me. We was havin a great time howlin with the sirens and mom told us to shush and come in the bathroom with her RITE NOW. I told mom I hoped she had some air freshener in there, cuz last time I got stuck in a small room with Java for more than an hour, wale, (to use a term my good buddy Puggie sez often), wale you can jest imagine!

I said no Ma, I was BIZZY and wasn’t goin into da bathroom. By this time, she had drug pillows in there, a mattress, her book, her celly phone, and a refreshing beverage. She said HOWIE GIT IN HERE RITE NOW!!! I said no, I was BIZZY!! So she got the bag of fritos and took them in there and WALE, the rest is history. *picks fritos out of his teeth*

We sat in there together for a good 10 minutes eatin fritos. Then Java and I had a fartin contest. Mommy called her neighbors and made sure they were okay cuz the sirens was goin off. Me and Java decided to fight and wrastle loudly while she was on the phone, and then Annie climbed into her lap demandin more fritos. It was real exciting. Yew can imagine all of us squeezed together in a four foot square area for an hour.

Finally mom let us outta the bathroom and we ran around like crazy dogs. The sirens got tired of waling so they shutted up and we ate all the fritos so what was the point of stayin in there longer, I asks? Right about then, Daddy rushed home from work early to be with his family so he could protect us from scary tornados and watch basketball on TV. He is my hero. *digs in bottom of frito bag and licks out the crumbs*

Tell yer mom. If you hear them sirens, don’t fergit to put on your important survival rations list in big capital letters: FRITOS!! And if yew gots a cheesy brother like I do, also puts down AIR FRESHENER. Dats all my advice fur today.