Mommy wreaks of dog!

Grr...mommy came home from work and smelled of dog! Of course I sniff her pants and sneakers until I get enought to know she didn't cheat on me. I smell alot of weird puggles and poodle mixes! Eeekk! She met 2 chihuahuas...ok I'm jealous. She always reports any jack russells or chihuahua little humans she meets. She said there were 2 sexy little female chihuahuas, too bad I'm neutered :(

Arf! Anyway, I puked in front of mommy and she flipped out! Grandpa is still feeding me good human food mm...mommy called grandpa some bad names and now they are not talking..oops. Next time I'll puke in the closet so she won't find it. That's where I pooped once a while ago. Hehehehehe. My never ending dramatic life!

Thanksgiving is coming! TURKEYYYYYY...that means I'm getting a kiddie chair to sit down close to grandpa...yeaaa more human food for meeee! Turkey mm..I hope this year I get a special present...like mashed potatoes!~! wooo!


Have a Lucky day everyone! I love all my pawpals! Keep in touch dudes, I'm kinda scared of Archibald...he's sexy but he could chew me like a mini-greenie! Eee!! (But mommy LOVES big dogs! and sophisticated names too!..)

Happy Turkey-burpey day! ::farts and looks at but sniffing:: what is that!

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