November 2nd 2005 9:36 pm
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Accident-Free Days for those that don't know means the number of days I've gone without doing my business in the house. The number is supposed to get bigger, I know this, I'm not stupid. I am a terrier you know. We terriers are very smart breeds.

I pooped on the MAN's cell phone this morning.

Mom fed us and put us outside like she always does. She let us in the house right before she left for work and then told the MAN to make sure we got a chance to do our thing before he left for work. This is our routine. You shouldn't mess with routines.

He didn't let us back out. He was watching the TV and yelling at it about sick birds spending money or somethin' and I kept going to the door like I know I should to try to tell him I wanted to go outside but he wouldn't pay attention.

His cell phone was on the floor right by that magazine basket by the door. I didn't know it was there and I had to go real bad. What was I suppose to do?!? I had to. He spanked me. Mom has never spanked me. I don't think she knows he spanked me, but Cinder said Mom would be REAL mad with the MAN if she knew.

So, now I have ZERO Accident-Free Days.