Goodbye, Shaun, Darling.

They just had to move. No last words. But I know that they must have been thinking "goodbye, Shaun darling, we'll miss you lots". Yes, Springer and family have moved. I cherish the days we spent together. I cherish them all. I hope they'll come back to see me. I really wish they will. And I know they will. Except-

WHEN? I don't understand why they've moved, and I am beginning to suspect that we're moving too, because my owner, Auntie Margaret, is packing everything in boxes too...

But as much as I dislike Springer jumping on me and chomping my butt, I miss that kid. And I really miss my god-family. I really really do.

They'll come for me, I know they will.

Leave The Dressing-Up For The Girls

This afternoon, I was brought over to my 2nd home. Zhezhe then gave me some treats. Then she put on some spa music and used me as her guinea pig- she had to try out her new doggy massage techniques on me. Her best friend was there to help her do the "tuey-na" (which is a body massage using no oil or whatever other materials besides hands and energy and strength). At that moment whilst I was enjoying the massage, I didn't know my future would be terrifying...

They just had to dress me up. They put me in Springer's bandana (he's got his name on it but the bandana was inverted so the name faced inside. Bandana courtesy of this kind lady who owns a corgi called Lego and a cross-bred called Coconut. Did I mention I have the hots for Coconut? SSOOO sexy in that pink dress..Too bad she won't want an old dog like me whose legs seem to be failing...*sigh*... Okay that's another story) and made the metal box thingy click away. Then they took that off and put on a pair of sunglasses on me. They started clicking away again. Let's just say I'm not very photogenic- they took AGES because I kept moving just when the "digital camera" (whatever that means, though I know that's what zhezhe calls the metallic box) began to click. When they were finally done, they took that off. I thought that would be the end of it, but OH...NO. They just HAD to plop a beach cap on me and take more photos. (Okay I must admit I liked the outcome photo,- I looked young again, like some cool dude- you can see the photo in my dogster page). After that, they took that off and (*sigh*) plopped the colourful couch blankie on me, and put an empty bag of popcorn next to me, then snapped away again. Then they took the popcorn bag away and snapped some more. Well, check my dogster photos. Can you spot those that were taken during this home-made photoshoot?

Oops gotta ggooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (sorry about that my paw got stuck on those keys) Springer is coming- RUN AND HIDE! Today he tried humping me and then also tried chomping my behind. When I asked him who he learned the chomping the behind thing from he said "My role model, Kor Kor Barnabas Ju-Ern Khoo..." 3 words for him: XIAO DING DONG. (Which means crazy). Barn-Barn is not his real kor kor, just a corgi he knows. An apparently, idolises. Oops. SPRINGER ALERT!


BYE! *woof* *woof*

-Shaun

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

I learnt a new lesson yesterday. It's called never go near durians. I was just poking my nose around the kitchen yesterday when I saw something that looked like the Esplanade building (yes I've been to the waterfront). aidecided to sniff it and then I thought it to be not much harm so I let it be. But then after a while of sniffing I decided to sit down. Who knew??? MY BUTT LANDED ON THE DURIAN!!! I started panicking and yelping (something I hadn't done in a LONG time) and then my owner said "OH SHAUN! ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY???" and stuff. But my butt wasn't hurting SO much. Just to be sure my owner brought me to te vet. Although you wil never know what happened at the vets because it's too embarrassing. It will never be spoken f ever again. If Springer tells you any nonsense about what happened at the vets', don't believe it. AT ALL.

-Shaun (Old Tubs)

WHAT A DOG!

ARGH. That silly Springer's got tangled up in the web of love. Warned him not to get into love. Now, he's LOVESICK! WHAT A DOG! I feel sorry for him. Even though he's so irritating to me, he's still my brother. He goes around with a kind-of sad face. He must be thinking about that Buta AGAIN. He was full of praise for that girlie. HOW WILL HE GET OUT OF THIS MESS NOW???


-Shaun


P.S. Thank God he hasn't gotten depressed yet. Hope he never will.

ARGH!

I hate Springer, he is such a show-off. Just because I couldn't go West Coast Park-ing with my family and him doesn't mean he has to tell me all the fun he had there. I know he doesn't mean to act like such a snob and he only does it because he knows I get irritated by that and he loves to irritate me, but COULD HE JUST SHADDUP FOR ONE MOMENT!?!?!? ARGH! I am SO SICK and TIRED of his confident voice yakking and yakking away right next to my ear.


5 minutes later


he is STILL yakking away.


10 minutes after the 5 minutes


ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a headache now.



5 minutes after the 10 mintues after the 5 minutes

!@*(#$&@!*(&_$&$(*&!@$&@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do me a favour and remind me to get ear plugs next time.


10 minutes after the 5 minutes after the 10 minutes after the 5 mins

I am SO done for.

the clickety box

What is that clickety box? I pretended I knew when Springer asked me what it was, but apparently I do not.

HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLL......................

Yesterday I was left at home...my owner didn't bring me down to zhezhe's house...oh man.....Suddenly I heard Springer barking..the lucky dog was telling me he had just seen a movie with zhezhe anad received cuddles.....HARRUMPHH! My life was just perfect until zhezhe and daddy brought him home one day wthout mummy's consent. Mummy told my owner. And then my owner said "Shaun shouldd be fine. He isn't very jealous of other dogs." At that time I thought so too. Until I met that plump little naughty butterball that zhezhe and daddy had brought home. Then I started to feel jealous. And now SPringer has to add on to everything by always bragging how he had a great day with zhezhe whilst I wasn't allowed down. So I started to howl and howl until zhezhe came up (thankfully without Springer) to visit me...she brought with her a few bits of chicken biscuits because she knows I like them. She also brought with her a piece of apple. Which I also downed happily. Then she gave me cuddles and clipped my nails. Then after brushing my fur, she gave me a kiss on my nose and bid farewell to my owner, Aunty Margaret, and I. Then I whined and whined for her to come back but she didn't. So I started howling again. Then she came back and said, "SSHHH. You'll disturb the neighbours", gave me one last hug and went off. Then I howled again but she didn't come back. So I lay on the floor, next to my owner. She was reading some magazine on her rocking chair. I nudged her hand with my nose, asking for a pat on the head. She rubbed my ears.....aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........that was GOOD.

-Shaun

BARKOWEEN!

Hah! The twerp, Springer doesn't even know what is Barkoween and he's been trying to find out. Who ask him to be a busybody?? He kenna bonked his head on the dining room pillar. Anyways, I KNOW WHAT IT IS I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!! It's a...uh...barking on Halloween! Okay maybe I don't know. But I will soon!

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA..........


Okay I don't sound very convincing....hmm....


MMMMMMMMMUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Better now?

-Shaun

SHE'S BACK! OH SHE'S BACK!

OH! SHE'S FINALLY BACK! OH I MISSED HER SO!!!!!! Okay I'll stop pretending to be Shadow from "The Incredible Journey" that I watched on Disney Channel with zhezhe now...........anyways, she gave me big hugs and bought me GREENIES and a rubber chicken.......Springer got GREENIES as well btu instead of a rubber chicken he got a ball....HEEHEE..........so she loves me better....I've got the better deal! Oh btu wait, Springer's got more GREENIES......*growlllllllllllllll* anyways, that cunning Springer almost stole my rubber chicken. Thank goodness I growled for him to back off and he retreated, running for the hills. Okay maybe not the hills.......but he hid in the toilet.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Sir Shaun Bones

THE HUNT FOR TREASUREEEE!!! Starring: ME!(okay okay AND- Springer)

Today, zhezhe hid some milk bread around the house and then we had to find it....some were dusty, some were clean, and some were just....disgusting. But we ate it all the same. *burp* (oops, do excuse me, it's the dust-bunny I ingested.) AND GUESS WHAT?????? SPRINGER FOUND AN EXTRA GOOD TREASURE! NO FAIR! HE FOUND A PIECE OF OLD DOG TREAT THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY LOST OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM MONTHS AGOOOO!!!!!!!!! HEYYYYY!!!!!! NO! FAIR! But at least i found most of the milk bread.....which means i am clever-ER! than him!