My Tail of Devotion for Amlet

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Is this a freakin hamster?????

So the other day mom and dad took me on a super long car ride to the middle of nowhere. We get there, and I see these giant monsters, and I"m sooo not happy. Mom said they were horses, and that I gotta be good to them. So i just followed her into a barn. Next I see tons and tons of hamster, gerbils, midget dogs...I had no clue what they were! We went to the cage with the really little rats and mom picked one up....like she wanted it. I was like WHOA MOM, put that rat down, lets bust this joint. So she decided she wants it, and her and daddy hand over some cash. UGHGHGHGHHGGHGH

On the way home, mom was intent on me sitting by the rat. I was so not cool with that! She was terrifying me! When we got home, i got a little better. The rat is kind of fun. I realized she's staying too...so I guess I have a friend now! Thats pretty cool because I get lonely sometimes, and I just love to play. The rat seems to like playin too...she runs right into me, grabs my tail or neck and just chews away. Its cool, I'll allow it for now.

So we'll see what happens, guys. I hope the rat grows, so I can be a little rougher, right now mom and dad have to calm me down sometimes when i push her over. Its ok, she's gotta learn how to play with the big dogs....its rough world out there.

The Amlet

home again

well, we are back home now! it was a fun three weeks, but i like it here cause mommy doesn't put me in the crate much. i miss missy though. she is my best friend! i love to play with her and annoy her! i can't wait to see her again and steal her doggy biscuits!
i was sooooo happy to see my daddy. he came back home today too and i freaked out when he walked in the door. i licked him for like twenty minutes. i'm a super loving dog and i can't get enough of people!
well, mom says it's time for bed soon so i have to get all my energy out by running for about ten minutes straight.
sniff ya later
amlet: world's greatest dog

CHRISTMAS BREAK!!

mommy is on break from school so we are at her mommy and daddy's home. they have a toy fox terrier that hates me so we have barking matches. i always win though!!! i'm tough....can't she tell from the spiked collar?
mommy gets real frustrated with me here cause i get into to lots of trouble. i like to eat everything i see and jump all over the couches and stuff. i think its fun. she did get me this really cool treat though called a bully stick, it calms me down sometimes cause i looooove to chew it.
i guess christmas is coming and mommy said even though i am a wild little boy i still get lots of presents!!!!! she's the best mom ever!!!
Happy Holidays all my dogster friends!! Hope you get lots and lots of stuff too!
Sniff ya later!
Amlet: greatest dog ever!

I NEED MORE ATTENTION....AND NOW!!!

I don't think mom knows that i need her attention twenty four hours a day....i usually let her know that i'm bored by biting her, jumping on her, and barking real loud but she tries to ignore it. i just bark LOUDER.
mom can't wait til i start my doggy classes cause she says i'll learn lots of new stuff and stop acting up so much. i highly doubt it!!! i'm a wild little guy with lots of energy and no stinkin classes will tame me!!! i belong in the wild outdoors with all the other wolves...grrrrrrr.
but really, mommy just loves her little fox ( that is what she calls me....) i just crack her up soooo much! i can do whatever i want and still be her little baby...AND I KNOW IT!!

Thanksgiving Vacation

Last week mommy and i went home for a whole week to see my grandma and grandpa, my mean uncle (he's a teenager and plays too rough..i whine for mommy), and their dog missy. Missy pretty much hates me. She's old, and thinks i'm just a hyper little puppy. She barked at me a lot when i tried to play with her all the time. I just wanted to play and play and play. The good thing though was that i only had two accidents in the house. I like peeing outside there!!!
Everyone in the family thinks i'm sooooo cute. They think my fur mommy was really a fox, cause i look so much like one. I'm just that cute!! Everyone also thought I was soooo hyper and had tooo much energy. I'm a puppy, what do they want?!?!?
It was a fun time though cause i love attention. I got everyone to love me sooo much that they threatened to steal me from mommy. I don't think they could handle me though!!!

i eat anything i see

mommy doesn't seem to understand that anything on the floor is food. if i can see it, i can eat it. most things i put in my mouth taste really bad but i like them anyway. paper is one of my favorite foods. mmmmm fiber! instead mommy puts out this dry, brown crap in my bowl and i'm supposed to eat it every day!!! why doesn't she just put a roll of toilet paper in there? i can live off that. and then i see her eating all this yummy food all the time. i whine and whine and she never give me any. what she doesn't know is that i always get leftovers cause i get them out of the garbage. HAHAHA

what a great weekend!!!

this weekend, mommie's boyfriend's mom came down to visit us!!! i got a bunch of treats and got to play with everyone a lot! everyone thinks i'm soooo cute. i got a new shirt too that says "macho mutt" on it. mommy thinks i love shirts, but really i just tolerate them cause i love her so much. daddy has friends coming to visit him this weekend. i think they will try to feed me beer, which i love, but mommy NEVER will let me have any. i bet i'll get to play lots with all the people here!! i love new people even though i bark at them first. i'm just trying to protect mommy really good.

worst weekend ever

i had the worst weekend ever!!! first, friday morning mommy takes me to the vet. i don't remember much, but all i know now is that i had to stay there overnight and now i hurt in between my legs!! then, i come home...so happy to see and terrorize everyone, and what do they do, they shove me in my crate!!! all i did was pee on the floor twice. i mean, i thought that's what puppies do. would they rather me ruin the grass? i don't ruin grass...i eat it. so i've had to be in my crate most of today cause i keep doing them a favor and peeing everywhere. they are very ungrateful. so, hopefully they will get the idea and let me out cause i have soooo much energy!!!!

Mommy gets nothing done!

I am such a handful!! Mommy had no idea that I would be so crazy! I love to walk all over her papers while she does her homework, and I especially love to eat her homework. Who knew that dogs actually eat homework! Today, i took a long nap on daddy's bed and mommy got some peace. Daddy gets annoyed with me sometimes...but he can't help my cuteness and he always gives in to me. Now it's time for me to get into some more trouble that mommy won't find out about until i'm done!