MY BIRTHDAY!!

Yesterday was my birthday.. I am 2 years old. My mommy and daddy got me lots of stuff. I got a giant stuffed camel..they are trying to teach me its name so I know which one it is. They also got me a stuffed something, Im not sure what it is but it looks like a potato dog that does a honk-honk noise..They also got my a big bone and frosty paws ice cream!

Daddy wrested with me ( i like when we wrestle) and mom let me sit on her lap (she says I'm too big for that, but I'm the baby!) So what if Im 91 pounds!

I also learned how to open the sliding door to go outside all on my own. I've been watching them to see how they do it and I figured it out. I surprised them when they were having their coffee. Mom says I should learn how to close it too. ok..Im gonna play with my toys now... bye

Hunter the great

a bad word..

I heard "daddy" say a curse word today when he was filling in a hole that I dug. What does M***** F****R mean?

Bones...

From now on when I get a bone, Im going to bury it in the back yard. I dont care what mommy or daddy says about all the holes.. They are for safe keeping...beside they gave them to me, what do they think Im going to do? I overheard mommy and daddy bought a new living room set for me to chew on. I cant wait till it gets here.

duck or goose?

Today my people parents came home with a new stuffy that makes the honk honk noise for me when I bite it. So "daddy" likes to teach me new words, but I think he messed up because he kept saying duck and pointing to it and asked me to "get duck". Well I thought about it for a second and went to my toy area and came back with "duck" which is yellow like my rubber ducky and brought it back. Well "daddy" realized that it wasnt a duck he was asking me to get it was GOOSE. So he gave me a cookie and said good boy!!! YAY ME!!

the silver box that pictures come out of

I've decide that I like the big silver box that I can see pictures on. My mom keeps pointing to it and calling it T..V. It's fun to watch, it keeps me entertained while chewing on moms leather cushion from the couch. I think my favorite channel on the T..V is Animal Planet.

Veggies

why must my mom give me vegetables. I really dont like them, especially the funny looking orange ones. I dont know what to do with them. They are fun to play with though. She says their good for me, but I don't believe her. I shall hide them in my toy box.

NIGHT NIGHT

Mom came home from work, gave her a big bear hug and..um..well.. when I jumped up to hug her my paw missed her shoulder and I gave mommy a bloody nose. I didn't mean to. She said it was ok, but I have that bad dog feeling now. I was so worried, my ears went down and everything. sigh.. hey look a leftover cookie.. ok night night

What I learned today..

Today I learned to lift my leg when going outside. It's kinda hard to keep balance, but mommy says Im a good boy and gave me a cookie. COOKIE??? WHERE?! So now I will lift my leg just to get cookies even when I dont have to pee. I'm so smart. Hey whats that noise??? I shall bark at that leaf that just fell. Ok going to dig a hole in the back yard now and maybe chase a squirrel or two..ok bye