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Your CHI GIRL Pal,
Pebbies
December 20th 2005 1:29 pm
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Well, I have to tell yous all about THIS!! It was two nights ago when it started...
It is still lingering.....but starting to go away.....
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BE WARNED............ALL DOGSTERS MUST READ THIS !!!!!!!!!!
Night before last, I was all cozy under the covers with me Mommie...Peanie (smart dog) was tucked under her pillow (his fav spot to sleep). I was always kinda wonderin' why Peans-D-Beans (oh, skuuuuuuuzzzze me...Sir Licks-a-Lot *see his diary*)....slept up there and not under the covers. Now I know why!!!
DANGER...DANGER LURKS UNDER THE SHEETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There I was...snoozing...dreamin' of shakin' me bootie on stage like Shakira...and then it came. Scary dreadful thing.......
I was just breathin' normal when I sniff-ted it.....I smelt it.......eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww !!!! I started to choke, to gag...I could not breathe....the air...horrible fuming scent !!!!!
I scream......"HELP ME, I am trapped!!!!!" No one heard...
I was started to lose consciousness...me nostrils were burning...it almost started to go away and then it hit me again !!! Holy Dog Bones...who's throwing the stink bombs !!!
I am now frantic...trying to find my way out...it's dark...can't see...I shake...and feel the hairs on me back starting to fall out....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, Mommie wakes to my struggling...she lifts the covers..............
AIR!!!!! OH, SWEET FRESH AIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think to myself...save me Mommie...save me...don't make me go down there again...I'll sleep anywhere...just not under the covers !!!!!!!!!!!! Panting heavily, I finally catch my breath...whew...Mommie saved my life !!!
Mommie suddenly gets it too...the stink bomb gets her....she's like "OMG!!! That is so disgusting!!!" She says, "...that's worse than the dog farts...are you tryin' to kill the dogs or WHAT ??!!!"
Yep, folks it was me Daddy. He was tryin' to kills me with the stinkiest stink bombs ever !!!! Even though he said sorry, it was not enough to clear me nasal passages and grow me hairs back!
Daddy's been tossin' them stinkies for TWO DAYS !!! Mommie and Dirk are even scared! If I don't smell them right aways...I know they is comin' cuz I hear the screams...the Mommie and Dirk screams...
It's terrible folks...really terribles...worstest ever! I am truly lucky to be alive. I had to sleep up at the top of the covers last night to save myself from possible DEATH!
Mommie and Daddy figured out the TRUE culprit...RAISINS !!!
PLEASE DOGSTERS...if your Mommie or Daddy has RAISINS in the house...GET THEM OUT NOW!!!
BEWARE OF THE RAISINS!!!
Your health and possibly your life are in danger!!! Throw them away...dumpster, trash, garbage disposal...anything....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you see a human eating them.....RUN! Run for your lifes!!!!
I am warning you...if you do not heed this warning...you are putting yourself at your own risk.
Do not pawmail me and tell me how you did not listens....THIS IS SERIOUS!
BEWARE OF RAISINS!!
Your Concerned Pup Pal,
Pebbies
December 18th 2005 3:25 pm
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Yes, this is dedicated to all you Chi's...aka CHEESE !!
Mommie calls Peanie and I 'cheese' all the time. If she is calling us she says..."Hey...where's my cheese!" If she holds us, she says "I got my cheese!"
So all you Chihuahua's out there...you're not Chihuahua's...your "cheese" (Chi's) !!! Bein' a cheese is FUN! So join Peanie and I in the CHEESE REVOLUTION!!
There are all kinds of Cheese...for example...I am a "Chunk-a-Cheese" cuz I was suppose to be only 3-3.5 lbs and well...I am 5.3 now! So Mommie says this qualifies me as a "Chunk-a-Cheese".
Peanie...who is smaller at 4.2 lbs...is a "Slice-o-Cheese"...
She sometimes tells Peanie when he is bein' silly or bad...that she's gonna make a Toasted Cheese Sandwich !! LOL!
So whether you is a Chunk-a-Cheese or a Slice-o-Cheese...it's just good to be a CHEESE!
Until Next Time...
Happy Holidays!!
Pebbies
December 5th 2005 10:56 am
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Hey, theres...I had to write some kinda Chritmas Song since Peanie has beens on a role!
This is dedicated all you Diva Dogsters...the ones who are Diva's everyday to the ones who simply dream of being a Diva...
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,
My True Love Sent to Me…
A Twelve Carat Cartier Collar,
Eleven Lily Boots,
Ten Thousand Treats,
Nine Couture Dresses,
Eight Faux Fur Jackets,
Seven Trips to Europe,
Six Story Dog House,
Five Platinum Tiaras…
Four Spa Treatments,
Three New Mercedes,
Two Cases of Dom,
And a Private Jet in a Pear Tree!
Happy Holidays!
Pebbie Cakes
December 4th 2005 8:43 pm
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Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am loosin' my teeth. Mommie says I am getting 'big girl teeth' and will soon be a big girls. I am lookin' forwards to bein' a big girls! It sounds like it will be lots of fun!
Mommie kept a tooth of mine that she found...she put it with a Peanie tooth she found when Peanie was loosin' his teeth!
Can you believe she keeps OUR teeth in the same place she keeps brother Dirk's first tooth...he lost his first tooth 14 years ago!!! That's an old tooth!!
Until Next Time...
Pebbies
aka Pebbie Cakes
December 1st 2005 5:37 pm
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Well, that's all I have to say....
The title speaks for itself !!! :0)
Barks and Licks,
Pebbies
aka Pebbie Cakes
December 1st 2005 10:22 am
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Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes
Oh Pebbie Pebbie Pebbie
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes.....
Call my baby Pebbie Cakes
Tell you why
She is sweeter than Apple Pie
Shakes her freckled bootie and does a dance
Peanut ain’t got a chance…
We call her
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes
Oh Pebbie Pebbie Pebbie
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes.....
Better than a greenie or pepperoni sticks
She gets sweeter all the time...
Bet’cha wish ya had one
She'll give big licks
But Pebbie Cakes, she’s all mine
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes
Oh Pebbie Pebbie Pebbie
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes.....
Crazy when she plays
I’ll tell you why
She runs like lightning from the sky
She loves to kiss the Peanies and stay up late
GEE, MY PEBBIE CAKES IS GREAT!!
We call her
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes
Oh Pebbie Pebbie Pebbie
Pebbie Cakes, Pebbie Cakes.....