Oeniphile's File

I swear I didn't do it

September 20th 2007 6:45 pm
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Lambykins, one of my favorite stuffed animals, was attacked in our house and declared dead on the scene. Lambykins’ gruesome murder by evisceration, disemboweled during the light of day in a sleepy neighborhood,, is shocking to everyone and has all our stuffed animal friends living in constant terror. Lambykins was a central member of our family who provided endless love to me and Solei, making it crazy that Mommy and Daddy are blaming us for his death. We have both decided to plead the fifth to these ludicrous charges of killing our good friend.
Photo of Lambykins Murder Scene

 
 

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