So Says The Queen

New Kingdom

Well, my humans have gone and MOVED, so I have become mistress of a new domain. I was extremely put out with this decision for the first month or so--after all, I lost my Manservant Grandpa, whom I had properly trained to give me a treat on command. But in this new castle I am allowed on the furniture again, so I suppose that though it is a smaller kingdom, it is a step up worthy of my Queenly self. We still periodically get to go see Manservant Grandpa, which is fun. And our humans take us on walks almost daily, unless it rains. No matter my displeasure, they have not found a way to make the weather obey my whims. They think they're smart. For a while they were spelling "walk", as if I were stupid enough not to know that "W-A-L-K" is our favorite thing. They've developed a new code for it now, so as not to excite us before they are ready to go, but it's only a matter of time before my spies crack it. In the meantime, there is much more going on in this new kingdom, and plenty to bark at. Mother and I have not yet come to terms with my right to do this as often as I wish. I will train her yet.