July 31st 2005 1:58 am
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i can swim, i can swim! my mama thought my legs might be too short & my daddy thought i was too fat, but i showed 'em! by wagging my tail in the direction i want to turn and using my ears to catch the wind, i can swim better'n any ol' stick. well, any ol' stick that floats; i'm not too good at diving, yet. and that's not fat, it's insulation. that water's pretty cold, ya know.