June 19th 2005 6:01 am
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Dear Diary,

LIFE WAS GREAT FOR THE FIRST YEAR AND A HALF. I HAVE A LOVING OWNER, ALL THE FOOD I WANT, A BIG YARD, MY OWN POOL, AND A SOFT BED. WHAT ELSE COULD I ASK FOR? LAST JUNE I MET THIS REALLY CUTE CHICK, AND TWO MONTHS LATER I'M TOLD I'M A FATHER! WHAT'S A FATHER I ASK? LAST OCTOBER I FOUND OUT WHEN THE " HOUND FROM HELL", TUFF STUFF MORGAN OF MCARAN, SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP. LIFE HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME.