Tales from a baby bear dog! I love to bounce in my new house

Each year I reflect . We actually it's more like... each time I pee I reflect. Wistfully sniffing the breeze as I demurely handle 'my business', or "Hurry up" as mommy says. This year I know will be a banner year as I accompany my mom to the wilds of the Central Coast wine country. She hasn't moved m dog bed yet, but I sense something is afoot. She has spoken to the shy lady with the glasses and the bouncy lady with the piano and both have been moving a lot of their things around. Mainly I'm wondering where my squeaky hot dog is?? It could be in the car but might be in the garage. Oh hey - it that a piece of steak?... No just a steak shaped rock. Oh well. Where was I?

Today I barfed my breakfast so mom and her friend took pity and gave me some chicken apple sausage. I know it was a ploy to get me to beg but I was happy to oblige.

IT is getting hot for a black dog these days and I wish we could go to the beach with the sandy feet and the salty water.

Im sick of people asking if I am a puppy. Hello - check out my ruff and by feathers - ADULT DOG ALEART!! Duh...

Well enough of this for bow. I heard there was a hike planned by the tall man who pets my ears softly. Gotta stretch for this one.

XXOO RCS

Denouemont? Or Dog noop mount?

I wax poetic for a rare moment. The most magical thing has happened. After great trials and tribulations, my mom, yes folks, my very own human person has found a really great big man dad person to be my dog papa. He is very tall and talks so softly to me. He speaks in a silent little language that only a dog can understand. You see my mom was very lost for a couple of years. As I am actually older than her now I can reflect and call upon my accelerated dog-year knowledge to illuminate the mom thing. She was corn-fused by all they other boy-dogs. They would pretend to be good and nice and secretly were very bad and din't like me at all. So I suffered in silence knowing that my moms love would conquer all. Boy was I right! The really great part was that he was already in her life and a friend - so when she finally brought him to meet me I was in a good frame of mind. He pats my head and takes care to pet my ears and cuddle me. Sure he cuddles mom more but that's because he doesn't want her to be jealous of our special bond.

SO things are getting really good. I think mom is going to move to his dog hous in the pretty place where we ride for two hours to get there every week. If she does thn I can spell the nice barn-y smells and make friends with those really huge dogs they call horses. So far we do fun things and mom and the dad person smile and sing together a lot. Also he give bacon. I love him and so does mom. The BEGINNING!

Happy Birthday to me

Today is my birthday and that makes me 7 years old or 56 in human years. It's pretty beautiful now that I live in Venice. My friends Hunter, Clark, Kobe, Hudson, Carmell and Karren really love me and take me on lots of walks.

My birthday was pretty cool - but the biggest surprise was when my God Mom - Jenette showed up at the door all the way from chicago just for me on my birthday.

My mom sings so loud now that her opera career is taking off - it was nice to have a reprieve.

I love the spring and am so happy that the time of swimming and playing with friends is here again.

Happy birthday to me.

Oh where, oh where can my little home be?

Dear Diary, Momma is putting everything in boxes. She looks a little frazzled and I'm not sure what is up. This year we hae visited a lot of new places. We stayed at the beach, at Godmama's, at Grand Dog's house, and even went to Da Godfatha's place to see True in the far away foggy place. What are we doing? Does this mean momma's leaving me? I'm not sure. I hope she takes me with her. Where's home?

Noop Noop Noop to the office I must noop

Today my mom is bringing me to the office. She says they got a nice one. It's big enough for all the Antibody dogs and B.A. Diva Dogs too. I am so small I am afraid that I might get lost!

Mom says she's taking me to a business lunch too. I am pretty stoked. This means I will give them the business end of my best begging routine.

I hope mom does her big deal soon so we can move back to the ocean and make movies. I get to be on location.

Mi so cornfused

Lately I have been moving a lot from the Hollywood Hills to Manhattan Beach and now Silverlake. Hopefully my mom will find us a beautifuol tranquil happy home soon because I can't really settle in. I started to get a little worried when I smelled a lot of skunks. Mom is really doing good with her acting career - going after it and all that, but I don't really get to play enough. She brings me along any time she can but still I miss her being around. I have to admit that walks near our little place are cool with lots of birds and trees, even a couple really small humans next door who taste like food and play with me sometimes. There are big huge fish in a hole by the small people's door. I want to swim in there bet they scare me lots. I have so many new friends now that we live near Hollywood again. My faveorie is Coco the loco dog, she is small but very strong and springy.

Finally did 'IN' the bear! It's toast.

I forgot to say how great it was when I finally broke open that stuffed bear I have been humping into submission fo weeks now. My mom though I'd never do it cause I'm no praying Mantis. Showed that bear who was boss. the house looks like Santa shaved in it.

Dirt Mole Hole lovin dog

Today I was really sad because the humans were using a jackhammer outside my door for most of the day. My dog ears were injured. I later, got to go to the dog park with BOTH of my people and I defended the biggest hole I ever dug from 2 count um 2 dogs! ha I was wet and muddy and it was so fun I was so excitied I ran and ran and hopped in the air and chased a stick too. Whew - that was a run on sentence - but I was really happy.

Love you all

Happy New Year

I sat on my furry but until my people came around. They were so busy 'hanging out with eachother' that I had to get crazy and sneeze all over them to get their attention. Then I licked their hands and feet until they pet me and promised to take me on a New Years hike tomorrow.

Promises Promises